If you could bring only one book to an empty island, what would it be?

If you could bring only one book to an empty island, what would it be?

In Search of Lost Time so I can have enough paper to wipe my ass without having to rely on leaves or some shit like that.

Werther, so I could pontificate to an imaginary audience about what I interpret parts of the book meaning.

...I already do that.

Swiss Family Robinson because it is actually a survival guide.

or you could just bring, you know, an actual survivor guide

Not clever

Probably the Odyssey

fiction and philosophy don't matter without any people so it'd need to be something like this

karamazov brothers for the meme value

or this

a book on how to build a boat on an island because i'm super duper clever

the collected works of Karl Marx. but not for the reason you think.

Because that's the only environment where real communism can actually work?

to light your fire, i hope.

My diary deSu.

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The Phenomenology of Spirit

The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What Is Known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion

I'd never finish it, and if I did I'd say least be insane enough to not care that I'm stuck on an island.

This should be a no-brainer.

I want to bring this, but considering how new I am to really reading (heavily) I should bring this

The Bible.

Plato's Republic. Allan Bloom.

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The Bible

Claim to be biblefags to virtue signal, don't realise there's more than one edition.

Oxford Bible or Complete Works of Plato.

Something with plenty of wank-material, so a picture book with a few erotic short stories

this, but because it was the first book I ever read and it literally influenced everything that I like. I just love it so much guys.

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>assumptions of a pretentious brainlet