I got a hot dog at Target today for the first time in forever.
It's your basic hot dog, similar to what you'd get from a gas station, I guess. What struck me was the selection of condiments over by the soda fountain:
And you could get Rico's cheese sauce from over the counter. I'm guessing some of these are meant for other food items, but it seems like you could create an interesting hot dog if you wanted.
So, what would you get on your Target hot dog?
Liam Walker
Ketchup Mayo Mustard Ranch BBQ
Dominic Ward
I would by far prefer going hungry to eating a gas station/food court hot dog
Brandon Perez
I wouldn't get a hotdog, but I'm not too good for that movie theater butter popcorn.
Jack Foster
I got you covered.
(Note the little white label in the bottom left of the case.)
Austin Hernandez
Yeah, that's how you know you're getting the good stuff. Also, you'll have to get your own as I don't share finger foods.
Xavier Adams
Relish and mustard
Chase Sanchez
No onions or hot peppers?
Just mustard, I guess.
Parker Martinez
My brother travelling on a 12 hour trip to visit for 3 days ate a gas station hotdog for lunch and had wicked ass food poisoning for the entire time he was here. It was almost like he never even visited.
Isaiah Carter
Raw onions? Hot peppers? This is target, not a roadside stand
Dominic Mitchell
Sounds delicious
Gavin Rodriguez
>This is target, not a roadside stand Which means they definitely have onions and hot peppers in the building
Jason Parker
most hot dogs I've got out are horrible when you've mostly only eaten grocery store.
Joshua Cruz
Lite ketchup Moderate relish Sprinkle black pepper
Ryan Rogers
So go to the shelves and buy them and put them on yourself.
Owen Ortiz
the two patrician dogs >any named dog style, eg chicago dog, chilli cheese dog, seattle dog >onion + yellow mustard >sauerkraut and nothing else
Camden Watson
Well why doesn’t someone invent an onion condiment like relish that could be pumped out? Brb making my fortune
Parker Long
Target restaurants were the best. wish they still had them
Parker Gutierrez
K-Mart was my jam when I was a kid. Awesome greasy burgers
Michael Murphy
There's a Target near me that still has it. But every other Target I've been to just has a Starbucks instead.
Michael Lewis
too late
Christian Nelson
I have never, ever seen this in the wild
Josiah Evans
>MARK PANT >wrong left
Isaac Myers
why did you have to remind me of their food
>wagecucking at target >finally get a 15 minute break >poor so lunch options were either a lunchable, a hot dog, or the 3 breadsticks and sauce >if I was really living large I could order the pizza they had once a month or so >go sit in sterile white walled breakroom for the remaining 10 minutes and contemplate suicide
Jack Richardson
Should pack your own lunch bro.
Mason Clark
They're shit.
Flavorless mush.
I love onions. Your pic is wet saw dust.
Ethan Myers
Nothing worse than being sick during holidays ... an acquaintance spent two weeks in India, diarrhea from teh first day to the last. well, India, go figure.
Nolan Taylor
aren't relish just basically chopped up pickled cucumbers? why can't we do the same for pickled onions
Isaiah Flores
american relish is basically pickle jam but I think it uses bread and butter pickles, not dill pickles. ie it's dogshit
Julian Harris
Try some hot dog relish. It has a lot of mustard in it and I think it's much better than the sweet stuff.
Cooper Peterson
that packaging looks exactly like a super nintendo game
Liam Long
That hot dog looks suspiciously all-beef. Hot dogs are supposed to have both pork and beef. Period.
Logan Price
Hotdogs are shit. As much as I want to make fun of it for still being shit, Chicago got the right idea by trying to make it taste as little like a hotdog as possible.
William Williams
Mayo and ranch
John Roberts
That selection of condiments sucks. I usually get my Holiday hot dogs with onion crunch, boom boom sauce, and kraut on them.
Parker Jenkins
Yellow #5 gives you cancer. It’s banned in UK
Jason Butler
Pork is shit
Ayden Long
it's a nintendo game of flavor and tasty.
Robert Thompson
Why?
Levi Lopez
he's from europe. They can't eat pork there anymore. Their government-church won't allow it.
Luke Morris
never said they were good, just that they exist
Nolan Barnes
>american relish isn't a thing. there is sweet relish using sweet pickles, but also dill relish using dill pickles. many kinds of relish exist
Matthew Anderson
>Europe has one government Retard.
Leo Cox
>>Europe has one government Sharia law isn't it? In a veil called the EU.
Jayden Gonzalez
awww yeah I remember those burgers. we still have k-marts around here (somehow) but I doubt any of them have cafeterias now.