Is there a more useless vegetable than the cucumber?

Useless?
You can eat it AND stick it in your pooper!!!

Hello virgin

Cucumber goes well with pork, I found out by accident and went through a binge of eating my own pork & cucumber wraps everyday. Only thing is how poorly it keeps. You have to throw it away after 48 hours before it starts going multi colored. I'd eat it much more often otherwise.

how do you not like cucumber?

Literally all my salads have cucumber in it. It's too good.

rutabaga people don't like it they're just indifferent to it. Coupled with the fact that a ton of people for no adult reason refuse to eat it puts a limitation on what you can use it in.

They are good for dipping in stuff if you’re not in the mood for chips

this, same with celery. my favorite raw vegetables.

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Rutabaga and turnip are the epitome of peasant food. They grow anywhere and are just bland. There is no reason to eat rutabaga when sweet potato tastes so much better.

I was expecting some ratchet ass metaphysics shit
pleasantly surprised even though it's mom science.

I like it's earthiness it's nice when it's mixed with potatoes they make up for each others weaknesses in handpies likes pasties.

Iceberg has a great texture

>what is tzatziki sauce

Celery water is better than cucumber water

>texure
that's all it is, nothing but roughage and tatseless filler

what else am i supposed to shove up my ass?

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Eggplant. The cucumber is for amateurs.

pros go for butternut
take the knot

>roughage

Thats pretty much what lettuce is dipstick, at least iceberg has a unique texture which is sometimes specifically what you want to add.

You, you fucking virgin who lives on the pc.

Your mom

>17 calories per 100g
not that bad

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So cucumber is 96% water. So if i make a raft out of cucumber, then i should be 96% jesus right?

painfully unfunny

>Celery
found the crackhead

Calling natures dildo useless.
The absolute state of Veeky Forums…

this, best orgasms ever with a cucumber

you are 99.9% Jesus just for having a human karyotype, young one

vegetables as a whole are useless. we were meant to eat meat, this is scientifically proven. but brainless barista progressives have told everyone that it’s racist to eat nutritious food and if you don’t choke down this noxious, unpleasant “diversity food”, you’re a bigot.

>obvious bait is obvious

R... Rick?

Radish is useless

>Not glorious, g-spot stimulating, Chinese eggplant

It's like you want to have a mediocre orgasm

How does a brown, uneducated man make 6 figures?

or it's almost like i know what i'm doing hitting that g-spot with a cucumber.
you newbies shouldn't try to teach us OG's

bro, you don't use them in canapes? what are you even doing?

cucumbers are fruits
nigger

Diversity hire

>cucumbers are vegetables

Because he goes outside , you stupid /pol/ack.

>tastes good
>can be pickled
>can be put in water

Is this bait op

Steam them and eat with butter. Absolutely delicious

There are no real recipes that involve watermelon.

You still type like a monkey >Ooga.booga.gib.me.dat

>he hasn't seen the watermelon chicken roast webm

>buh buh you can do so many things with cucumbers
But can you cook it? I don't think so.

>Never been graced by spicy thai watermelon soup

They even peel the rinds and cook them to where they're like broccoli stalks

They're ok when the skin is peeled off. Also it holds a lot of water, so it's nice as hiking snack.