What is a good book on female sexuality? I want to learn what makes ladies tick

Ecrits
Anorexia and Mimetic Desire
Gender Trouble
The Kristeva Reader

I'm not gonna lie. This is the gayest shit I have ever read.

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This might seem like bait, but there's some truth to that.

Even Neil Strauss's "The Game" from 2005 makes that joke.

I was gonna mention this. Is it worth a read, even if I don't plan on using it to try to exploit women?

scum manifesto

Sade

I think it's great but I wouldn't follow it by the letter of the law. I honestly read it like a self help book: one that gives good insight into how being a happy, fun person naturally attracts others.

kek

Your best bet would be to read the type of books that women read.
So stuff like Twilight, 50 Shades of Grey, and Harry Potter.

What makes ladies tick is the post-coital lick;)

>the game
>Models
>How to win friends and influence people

> I want to learn what makes ladies tick.

Men with attractive faces
/thread

Don't forget tall.

the old lickaroo?

Well remembered.

Men with attractive tall faces.
/thread

with money

with a thick dick,

>Veeky Forums is filled with bitter manchildren upset that girls dont like them

somehow I'm not surprised

>Im grill btw :^)

who hurt you user

I'm just memeing m'lady.

>somehow I'm not surprised

No fucking shit, we're on Veeky Forums you absolute moron

why thick and not big, long, etc.? do you know from personal experience, roastie?

>you can't say anything negative about women otherwise you are a bitter virgin

Typical female denial of any criticism, but somehow I'm not surprised.

Too long just hurts, it's the thickness that makes them feel full.

Ha, so I was correct. Only somebody with a quite a dick mileage would specify this, last person that I know who said something similar was a pornstar

I'm a dude

i read this today
all it take is a man telling them to get naked and seduce with another guy

50 Shades of Grey

original.adult-fanfiction.org/index.php

You don't need to sleep with a lot of guys to understand how vaginal stimulation works moron. The length of a penis has little to do with stimulating the clitoris and so on. That is why girth is more important in terms of pure sensation.

>tfw 7 inch pencil dick

Fuck

>Women, in point of fact, commonly have a far keener aesthetic sense than men. Beauty is more important to them; they give more thought to it; they crave more of it in their immediate surroundings. The average man, at least in England and America, takes a sort of bovine pride in his anaesthesia to the arts; he can think of them only as sources of tawdry and somewhat discreditable amusement; one seldom hears of him showing half the enthusiasm for any beautiful thing that his wife displays in the presence, of a fine fabric, an effective colour, or a graceful form, say in millinery. The truth is that women are resistant to so-called beauty in men for the simple and sufficient reason that such beauty is chiefly imaginary. A truly beautiful man, indeed, is as rare as a truly beautiful piece of jewelry. What men mistake for beauty in themselves is usually nothing save a certain hollow gaudiness, a revolting flashiness, the superficial splendour of a prancing animal. The most lovely moving picture actor, considered in the light of genuine aesthetic values, is no more than a piece of vulgarity; his like is to be found, not in the Uffizi gallery or among the harmonies of Brahms, but among the plush sofas, rococo clocks and hand-painted oil-paintings of a third-rate auction room. All women, save the least intelligent, penetrate this imposture with sharp eyes. They know that the human body, except for a brief time in infancy, is not a beautiful thing, but a hideous thing. Their own bodies give them no delight; it is their constant effort to disguise and conceal them; they never expose them aesthetically, but only as an act of the grossest sexual provocation. If it were advertised that a troupe of men of easy virtue were to appear half-clothed upon a public stage, exposing their chests, thighs, arms and calves, the only women who would go to the entertainment would be a few delayed adolescents, a psychopathic old maid or two, and a guard of indignant members of the parish Ladies Aid Society.

t. H-L-Cuck

Is this the kind of mental gymnastics ugly fucks like your pic related have to go through every day to live with themselves? My God.

Thanks for posting this. Interesting.

>>Women, in point of fact, commonly have a far keener aesthetic sense than men. Beauty is more important to them; they give more thought to it; they crave more of it in their immediate surroundings. The average man, at least in England and America, takes a sort of bovine pride in his anaesthesia to the arts; he can think of them only as sources of tawdry and somewhat discreditable amusement; one seldom hears of him showing half the enthusiasm for any beautiful thing that his wife displays in the presence, of a fine fabric, an effective colour, or a graceful form, say in millinery. The truth is that women are resistant to so-called beauty in men for the simple and sufficient reason that such beauty is chiefly imaginary. A truly beautiful man, indeed, is as rare as a truly beautiful piece of jewelry. What men mistake for beauty in themselves is usually nothing save a certain hollow gaudiness, a revolting flashiness, the superficial splendour of a prancing animal. The most lovely moving picture actor, considered in the light of genuine aesthetic values, is no more than a piece of vulgarity; his like is to be found, not in the Uffizi gallery or among the harmonies of Brahms, but among the plush sofas, rococo clocks and hand-painted oil-paintings of a third-rate auction room. All women, save the least intelligent, penetrate this imposture with sharp eyes. They know that the human body, except for a brief time in infancy, is not a beautiful thing, but a hideous thing. Their own bodies give them no delight; it is their constant effort to disguise and conceal them; they never expose them aesthetically, but only as an act of the grossest sexual provocation. If it were advertised that a troupe of men of easy virtue were to appear half-clothed upon a public stage, exposing their chests, thighs, arms and calves, the only women who would go to the entertainment would be a few delayed adolescents, a psychopathic old maid or two, and a guard of indignant members of the parish Ladies Aid Society.

>I rate Zidane

Imagine you asked the same question about men. Silly af

There are few things that most women universally value in men.
The most central being authentic confidence.

This single thing is worth more than 1000 books you could ever read on the topic.
Get to know who you are, improve what you don't like and own the rest. There are plenty of people who are better than you, there are plenty of people who are worse than you and none of that matters. Own who you are.
And don't worry too much about embarrassing yourself. Humans are absurd to begin with. Apart from core stuff like not being a dick to others, it's pretty much up to you what you do with your life.

And no matter what the fuck you chose, there are ALWAYS enough women who will like it.
So long as you own it.
They want to know what you are about. That's all there is to it.

>Imagine you asked the same question about men. Silly af

What? No. You can talk pretty easily about what men find attractive in women.

Case in point.

This

You have no idea what you're talking about, and you generalize about the interests of all women in a way that only a man (probably boy in your case) who has never been intimate with many of them can.

Ten of the eleven romantic/sexual encounters I've had would not have happened had I not been knowledgeable on a wide range of topics ranging from literature to mathematics. Women find it appealing, especially hipsters.

>there are plenty of people who are worse than you and none of that matters
Yeah, it doesn't matter until your gf or wife leaves you for someone who makes more money or is younger or have a bigger dick.

Meant to quote the whole phrase.

This lit flavor of online sexism is much more tasty than the brute pol one. Makes you want to sit in a fireplace sipping Cognac talking about inferiority of people that dominate you.

Independence, personal carelessness (appear to not care about what people think about them), socially capable, tall, muscular but not ripped or fat, steady job, lots of friends, adventurous, funny yet "cool".

That's way too much work to have underwhelming sex with a woman that won't even cook for me, I'd rather masturbate.

>Dark straight thick hair.
>light eyes
>strong but not bushy eyebrows
>veiny and large hands
>fat dick
>fashionable
>being a handyman, able to fix house stuff by themselves

The question wasn't how to get one girl, but how to trigger any woman's ovulation.

I was specifically talking about useful/actionable information.
Across pretty much all cultures, socioeconomic levels and age groups, confidence ranks number one in desirable traits. Even more so than physical traits. And its the one that most men seem to not know about or wrongfully attribute as arrogance being desirable.
>you are wrong
>10/11 chicks I got by being speaking about common topics confidently
Mhm.
I'm sorry, were you actively planning on dating gold-digging sluts?
Then you might enjoy the casual racism of late 19th to early 20th century Anglo-American literature.

Not only gold-digging slut leaves you for someone because they think they can do better, ask any divorced man.

Just look at it in terms of "whose babies should I have?" and "who would I get the most prestige from having sex with?"

That applies to literally everyone who has broken up with anyone, you dum-dum.

That's pretty good.
"If a woman had sex with this male/me, what would her sphere of influence think of her."

Then the fact that there are people better than you is not without its importance.

Tips fedora.

That's literally all there is to it.
Everything "PUA" or "game" revolves around manipulating those instincts in women like an ad executive.
Self-improvement (upon at least a passable genetic or social foundation) is the key to success (more lasting success) than any esoteric, situationally-applicable bro-science for convincing marginal cases into one-night stands. And where you aren't the most physically impressive or socially "antifragile" [key word], just act like you are, and don't let them beat you in the game of chicken, which PUAs call "shit tests".

Based Mencken poster w with divine trips

Resentful peacocks with matching peabrains.

It is, because it's a match up thing. So long as you are not letting yourself waste away and the person had values that you can't fulfill, the relationship simply ran its course. Same if you dump someone because something about them just didn't work for you.
That doesn't mean that there isn't someone out there who doesn't care as much about that same thing.
And apart from that: People settle. A perfect partner (or rather multiple ones) are always out there. You can always "do better". But at some point you just realize how good "good enough" is. That's part of growing up.

Not to say that that relationship would last forever. But if you happen to have the secret to that fucking unicorn, please enlighten us.
>inb4 anglo-christian values

Yeah, those guys are well known to have fulfilling and long-lasting relationships.

Just need to sort yourself oot and clean your room

>If it were advertised that a troupe of men of easy virtue were to appear half-clothed upon a public stage, exposing their chests, thighs, arms and calves, the only women who would go to the entertainment would be a few delayed adolescents, a psychopathic old maid or two, and a guard of indignant members of the parish Ladies Aid Society.
That's why Abercrombie does so badly by putting shirtless lads in front of their stores, right?
Frig off, uggos

My entire friend group is comprised of uber chads that fuck random girls non-stop
I've been around them for years now. I've seen them in action, picking up girls. In bars. At parties. On the street.

I can safely say, I have no fucking clue how they do any of it. None of it makes sense. I don't understand even the basics. Women's minds are an enigma.
That's why I'm turbo-alone, though.

Ass implants are so fucking gross.

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There's really nothing to it. I'm not even a ladies man. Just go up and b urself.

t. guy with a strong jaw and chiseled abs

actually skinny black dude with glasses

Hey Eliot, how many girls have you asked out in the past month

Kek, this is the power of 'bbc' fetishism.

results will very depending on who urself is

I wish I understood it too. I've seen some shit.

>tfw I'm an utterly despicable and petty man who will never have a gf as a result

Story time. What is the shit and how did you see it

source on graph tho

had a guy literally try to convince me to drive to his state and fuck him silly once he heard i was black

unfortunately he was not female, so that wasn't happening.

Girls assuming you have a big cock must be a burden if you actually don't. Bigotry of high expectations

That's because girls (and faggots) think of a big dick, aggression and confidence when they think of black guys, which turns them on. Doesn't work for white guys, obviously.

>So stuff like Twilight

Honestly, this is totally underrated. Twilight actually gives meaningful insight into the mind of a women who thinks reflexively and is dominated by her instinctual feelings from a first person perspective.

>Eliot
I don't hate women or blame them for not being attracted to me.
>How many women have you asked out
None, but I did approach a few girl at a bar last week. My friend tried to wingman for me. I struck out, he got laid

>tall
>handsome
>big dick
pretty much it. If you have those three down you're good to go

YOU WEREN'T THERE WHEN THEY DID.
EVERY GODDAMN DAY, EVERY GODDAMN YEAR.
I WAS RAISED A GOOD BOY WHO WAS FORBIDDEN TO FIGHT SO I TOOK IT WITHOUT A WORD. MY TEARS NEVER STOPPED FLOWING THEY WERE JUST DRIED UP BY THE FUCKING TIME.
WHO GAVE YOU THE FUCKING RIGHT TO ASK ME WHO HURT ME YOU FACELESS CUNT,NOBODY KNEW HOW HARD I WAS HURTING NOBODY STOPPED KICING WHEN I WAS DOWN.
YOU WEREN'T THERE. WHO ARE YOU NOW TO RUN YOUR MOUTH.

Forgive my retardation, I'm from Veeky Forums; but what about nuns and women who are clearly not trying to get laid? What about Joan of Arc? Are they just exceptions?

>what about nuns
>What about Joan of Arc?
They're tryna get dat God D, man

You people overrate looks. There are plenty of tall, handsome, big dicks who also happen to be complete autists that end up on /r9k/.

What did he mean by this?

that is the /pol/ flavor of sexism

>I'm capable of making the most obvious intellectual leaps
Your mother and I are very proud of you.