Calls himself a food critic/ chef

Wait is this the female board or the trap board?

yes

This is a female(male) trap board.

>I think fucking goats is nasty, must mean I secretly want to fuck goats

When will faggots get over the fact that straight males find them repulsive and only put up with their existence because they don't want to be ostracised? Go to Eastern Europe and you see how faggots are treated when law doesn't care about them.

I ain't pulling this out of my ass user, this is well documented. People who say they're uncomfortable with fags are more likely to show gay attraction in psychological tests.

>i hate the fact that i fall on the left side of the kinseyian bell curve, but like most retarded evangelicals I'll do my best to stay in the closet until I wander out and get caught.

Embrace yourself, you fatfuck /pol/tard.

my weight used to start with a 2
but i'm a 5'4" woman so that's just atrocious
i'm glad i got myself under control

>sexuality is a bell curve (normal distribution)
But that's wrong, you fucking retard.

>Guys that fuck guys are straight guyswho don't fuck guys are homos

Alt left mental illness

>Guys that fuck guys are straight
Wat
>guys who don't fuck guys are homos
No, but homophobes are more likely to be fags.
>Alt left mental illness
What's the alt left?

LONDON

What if i just have a turbo charged metabolism and i can eat as much as i want without becoming a chubster

Yes it is, bisexuality is a thing user.

You are alt left nazi for pushing homo shit on kids

Fat chefs are bad. They over-indulge and it shows in their cooking. That’s how you get shit like the hurgin or those piles of instant ramen covered in 6 different sauces and a bunch of chips. Likewise, Veeky Forums cooks are awful because they never know when to indulge. That’s how you get grilled chicken breasts with no seasonings except salt and pepper and boilled broccoli every night. The ideal chef has a slight beer gut but is still on the upper half of a healthy body weight.

>alt left

You fucking clowns, grow up.

People are born gay user. If a kid’s gay he’s gonna be gay whether he hears about what gayness is or not. Learning that Sally from down the street has teo dads doesn’t make a kid start sucking dicks. Get with the program dumbass.

The only way thats true is if you only take half the distrubution. Stop listening to tumblr polls. Most people are straight.

>hasn't demonstrated why homo shit is in any way bad besides his primal, emotional, brainlet response of disgust
>uses the term nazi
What a surprise. And when did I even mention kids? Just go back to your fucking closeted /pol/ buddies and jerk each other off.

Oh, yeah, I agree with you. I misread, it's definitely not normal distribution.

>Brown said in a December 2014 interview in Time that he "could no longer abide the Southern Baptist Convention's indoctrination of children and its anti-gay stance" adding that he's now "searching for a new belief system."[39]
he's a fag lover

Do people actually believe shit like this

>hey guys, I'll post a squiggly line that has absolutely no meaning like they do on /pol/ so I can show I don't fall on the left side of the human sexuality bell curve

>why homo shit is in any way bad
More diseases
Cancerous communities
Literally unnatural process (don't give me that NATURE DOES IT TOO! shit, that doesnt make it an anomalous behavior that shouldnt be practiced)
Doesn't contribute to the process of natural selection and gene mixing, leading to weaker communities

>Being this mind-bogglingly retarded

Yes, because you're not allowed to argue against it. If you do, then you're a homophobic bigot. Even if their premise is absolutely fucking retarded.

>cherrypicking a post out of an argument to whine about /pol/

Are people also born other deplorable anti-evolutionary shit like murderers and rapists too?

>People are born gay
[citation needed]

Wrong, people are born with regular sexuality and degeneracy begins to work at the youth until they become desensitized and then start to find their niche

Actually yes, there's a reasonable amount of evidence to suggest genuine sociopaths are that way genetically.
Which is fucking hilarious, because that means that other user is telling us gays are genetic defects, and advances in CRISPR means we could effectively destroy homosexuality at birth.

So you're telling me Pence was right?

>More diseases
Easily countered with safe sex, which everyone should be doing anyway. And what do you care what people so with their bodies? It's their choice. Are you also against anal? That is higher risk sex. Are you some uptight little bitch who only does penis in vagina missionary sex for reproduction?

>Cancerous communities
Sure, some of them. But not as cancerous as you.

>Literally unnatural process
Irrelevant.
>(don't give me that NATURE DOES IT TOO! shit, that doesnt make it an anomalous behavior that shouldnt be practiced)
>anomalous behavior shouldn't be practiced
>if everybody else isn't doing it, don't do it
Wow, you really are a fucking sheep aren't you?

>Doesn't contribute to the process of natural selection and gene mixing, leading to weaker communities
Elaborate? We have enough humans anyway, but this assumes gays don't pass on their genes, which they very well might. And you know what else leads to "weaker communities?" Medical science.

>This incredibly dangerous practice is fine because you can just wear a condom!
Yeah cause that stops all those accidental pregnancies too.
>what do you care what people so with their bodies
Same reason I don't approve of people running around shooting heroin, it's bad for the community and introduces unnecessary disease.

>Not taking it up the ass makes me a sheep
>"muh overpopulation" meme

I actually do believe this, doesn’t make sense for anything else to be true in my experience.

Not him but why don’t you do us all a favor and die in a ditch?

Just because you sucked cock through high school doesn't mean all the other boys wanted to

Stop spreading this "You have to love butt fuckers!" bullshit first.
You know I actually prefer men, but you fucking knob lickers have to make being gay so fucking unappealing to the normal person that I can't be myself without immediately being associated with you fucking retards?
Homosexuality is not normal. Flat out. Stop trying to force people to love it. I accept that others don't approve, why the fuck can't you?

>>This incredibly dangerous practice is fine because you can just wear a condom!
Sex in general is dangerous. Safe sex (which isn't just condoms you retard) makes it significantly less dangerous. If your problem with it is that's it's dangerous, you should he fine with it if it's made not dangerous.
>Yeah cause that stops all those accidental pregnancies too.
How does this follow? Gays don't get pregnant accidentally. And yes, pregnancy can be prevented with almost 100% certainty, and terminated with almost 100% certainty if prevention fails.

>Same reason I don't approve of people running around shooting heroin, it's bad for the community and introduces unnecessary disease.
Are gay people running around in your streets are fucking? Because I disapprove of that too. Who cares who they fuck in the privacy of their own homes? And who cares what they shoot up in the privacy of their own homes?

>>Not taking it up the ass makes me a sheep
Not what I said. You don't have to like taking it up the ass, but thinking others shouldn't does indeed make you a sheep.
>>"muh overpopulation" meme
>meme
Literally how? The world is overpopulated, there is no reason to bring more humans into the world.

>Stop spreading this "You have to love butt fuckers!" bullshit first.
You don't have to love them but you shouldn't hate them.

>You know I actually prefer men
Unsurprising.

>Homosexuality is not normal. Flat out.
Who. Fucking. Cares? Why does something have to be "normal" for it to be okay? Fuck your conformity bullshit.

>I accept that others don't approve, why the fuck can't you?
Because it's bigotry and these anti gay retards make things harder for everyone.

>Because it's bigotry and these anti gay retards make things harder for everyone.
No, YOU make things harder for everyone. Everyone who isn't a cock-in-mouth, dancing naked in a parade gay has to suffer through faggots like you getting offended for us.
Fuck. Off. Stop trying so fucking hard. We can marry, you can't fire us for being gay, WE'RE FUCKING COVERED.
Now piss off.

Because I don’t believe that normal = good and abnormal = bad. Because I think people should be free to fuck whichever consenting adult they want without judgement. Because I think kind and harmless people should not be judged based on their sexuality. And finally because I hold all of these to be basic human rights that you are denying others with your vitriolic bullshit.

>Because I think kind and harmless people should not be judged based on their sexuality.
Great, now SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT. You're literally causing other people to judge me based on my sexuality. You know what happens if I slip the word "boyfriend" out of my mouth at work? Suddenly I have to have 80 fucking conversations with every shithead in the entire fucking office because OH WOW user I HAD NO IDEA SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALL THESE THINGS as though my cocksucking has some profound effect on all my thoughts and opinions.

You are not helping anybody but your own fucking ego. Fucking quit it.

Cite 15 studies
Even the one study that leftists keep talking about, where subjects were made to watch gay porn, the researchers said they didn't find the tiny increase in girth to be significant or indicative of any attraction and concluded the exact opposite of what the MSM says about their study.
The only thing you retards go on are a handful of cases where a RINO turns out to be some degenerate, but that's like 10 out of hundreds of thousands.
Meanwhile there is a much stronger and significant link between pedophilia and homosexuality but this gets ignored.

cooking

Your most likley just not eating very much and you dont know whats good when it comes to food sry m8

what the fuck is wrong with you guys

It's called being active, you fat as fatass.