Please identify this strange fruitlike thing and I shall reward you with kisses

Please identify this strange fruitlike thing and I shall reward you with kisses.

pinecone

Bumblefruit

>be me, woman
>know nearly all men are starved of affection and all positive attention their whole life
>use their desperate need for affection to my advantage
>echange the slightest bit of affection, real or imaginary ("I shall reward you with kisses," "if you do this, I'll love you," etc), for services and goods
>still claim my gender has the moral high ground in any circumstance
I hate women so much

bineabble
dont kiss me tho yuck

>He thinks I am a woman

Also I thought it was a pineapple but they don't grow on long vines like that.

Unripe pineapple. Next.

birb

unripe banana cluster.

it's a durian fruit

Looks like Pandan fruit.

OP here - I beleive this user is correct, it does look remarkably like a Pandan

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unripe durian

that's a hand grenade. I suggest you leave it alone

That's a green apple

a lot of tiny unripe bananas

The trick to life is to become more powerful than them and then reject them in any way besides a purely professional manner. As we've seen over the past few months, wangling is not the way to go. I want a qt trap bf but don't know how hormones affect them in everyday life, so I'm happy being alone.

it's a pineco

Unripe pandan fruit
Next

Is that where baby pandas come from

This is how they begin life. If they manage to survive Hawai'ian tourists, they're put into incubators and rushed out to zoos. They are the only known monocot predator of bamboo.

Brown recluse

Where are my kisses :(

Sorry, you're disgusting. No kisses for you.

Oh

Don't feel bad. I said Pandan last night, and I didn't get any kisses either.

Oh well, as long as I have two hands, I've got a backup.

I feel like death

I've never cracked open a cold one before, but there's a first time for everything

Hala fruit

I'd be careful, it looks like a grenade

Custard apple?