Friends talk you into trying out some "great" restaurant

>friends talk you into trying out some "great" restaurant
>it's mediocre and unremarkable
>can't say this without sounding like a dick

learn to enjoy the moment with your "friends" bro

Tell us about this restaurant.

It's every restaurant.

>Friend can't shut up about this one pizzeria
>Try it one day
>It's mediocre, as well as expensive.

>be cynical
>don't enjoy anything
>mfw

>lie to people
>they are happy
>they find out you are lying
>they are unhappy

or

>dont lie to people
>they are unhappy

Life surely is suffering.

The art style in that picture is bad.

>friends convince me to try new restaurant
>realize I have no friends and that it's just my schizophrenic delusions
>order chicken bacon quesadilla and texas cheese fries
>several people in restaurant staring as I talk to myself while eating
>waitress asks if I'm okay
Chili's wasn't as bad as I thought it would be

Didn't even realize it was lain until this post

"Yeah it was alright. I didn't really enjoy it but I can see why you liked it so much."
Oreo method motherfucker

>parents talk me into going to this 'chicken and waffles' place they love
>meet them at the place
>walk in and the place SHRIEKS hipster
>macarons, modern contemporary art EVERYWHERE
>order the chicken and waffles
>it's a shitty stale 4 inch wide, 2 inch thick brick waffle
>chicken's decent though
>shitty salad(like six pieces of kale in vinaigrette) served with it
>20 bucks for my meal
Fuck.

>>waitress asks if I'm okay
She wants to fug

Cincinnati?

Taste of Belgium what you're thinking of?

>local "great" restaurant
>$12 for a meal just like you had as a kid at the school cafeteria

>friend recommends restaurant
>you eat there together
>it's actually decent and well-priced

Yup. It's fantastic. Read about it a little. They know what they're doing. Worked for them for a spell. The owner is a good combination of a business man and a chef.

>friends talk about some 'epic new restaurant XD'
>turns out it's another fucking chain

Seriously, fuck everyone who likes Nandos and Ask italian

>waitress asks if everything is ok
>ohshitshewantstofug.avi
>remember that she'll probably see my penis
>always thought penis inspections were done at school and the kinoplex
>totally unprepared
>had not considered 'in the field' penis inspections
>hurriedly leave the table in a fluster and throw money at her on my way out
>nottodayspaghetti.svg

>Didn't even realize it was lain until this post

Same.

Ask is good for UK standards actually.
You're either a pleb that likes kebaps with salt & vinegar, or a pretentious snob.
Mediocre for european standards, but then that's still way above average in UK.

ASK is good for a chain. I'm not a snob, I just find everything between a Wetherspoons and an actual restaurant pointless and overpriced.

>friends wants to try restaurant/tea spot
>be the only one who hasn't eaten so order the korean bbq plate and iced chai tea
>it's a bit expensive but amazing

Suck his dick, and he'll forget all about it.

The trick is not interacting with them at all

Fuck me. There's this one local pizza place that everyone loves and it's probably my least favorite. It was really good like 10-15 years ago but the quality has greatly dipped. Everyone's family kinda grew up with it. It's not awful but there are 20+ better options at this point.

Same goes for a few other places to a lesser extent.

>brother and his wife come over, say they want Chinese
>live in old white boringsville, suburbia
>all the chinese places in town are shit
>they don't want the thai or cambodian places I recommend
>one place out of 3 has food I like
>recommend them
>waitress comes up, asks for our orders
>brother and his wife order the worst possible thing on the menu
>lo mein, but they use fucking fettuccine
>I had forgotten to remind them because it's so bad I never order it
>waitress is standing there so I can't tell them it's shit

>Can't find any good places online
>review scores are all fucked up and have almost no correlation to qaulity
>don't know enough people in my area to get suggestions
>life is suffering
>wish I could go back to Japan where the food is good everywhere all the time
>cry myself to sleep when I realize I'll never live in a small tuscan village tucked away in the mountains
>wake up and go to the same local deli chain and eat mediocre crap
>continue the daily cycle

>Yeah they have a 8.99 prime rib special its great
>8.99 is a 4 oz prime rib
>The mushrooms and onions came colder than room temperature
>Friends burger was burnt to shit and the fries were soggy
This place had a 5 star review because its one of 3 non italian joints in our little city

"It's alright"
There OP, just saved you some trouble. No need to thank me.

this is autistically retarded. you were afraid of hurting the waitresses feelings? I bet she knew it was crap too and now everyone knows youre a faggot.

my ex did this with some burger place that ended up being fucking terrible but I didn't say anything because her parents were with us, their burgers tasted like artificial buffalo wings that actually made me feel nauseous, it was literally the only time I've eaten something from a restaurant that I actually felt an urge to spit out

fuckin' trailer park people and their goddamned hamburger joints jesus christ