What would Veeky Forums eat for their last meal on death's row?

What would Veeky Forums eat for their last meal on death's row?

For me, it's diabetes on a platter

The fry to burger ratio is a bit much.

That's heart disease, not diabetes, user. Tighten up.

I would fast for a few days. I would feel bad leaving a messy body for someone else to clean up.

You are on death row. Pretend you are not a pussy.

probably the same, i would live on burgers and fries if they werent so unhealthy.(the good ones)

Soy Bean salad and a Monster Ultra.

I would tell them I was a Muslim and son of a metal worker and as a last meal ritual I need to eat a fully automatic AK47, thousands of rounds of ammo preloaded into magazines, and various metal cutting tools. When they brought my meal by the time they realized what was happening and I would have already used the metal cutting tools to escape from my holding cell and started using the AK to shoot my way out.

This guy got a lot of forks like he is about to share a meal with friends but then only 1 burger. What kind of shitbag friend brings food for friends but only gets them fries and then enjoys a burger himself?

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What's on those fries?

porky bits and greeny bois

For me it's a, fuck of with this fucking thread again

probably your mom's ass lol

The all you can eat buffet.

That way they can't kill me until I can eat all I can.

the antidote

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probably a Portuguese chicken poutine from ma poulle mouille in montreal.

Nothing. I'm not a disgusting fatty.

All I can eat Sashimi

To the poison you just drank, Dr. Jones!

too much fries not enough meat 0/10

CHOCOLATE MILK

This is a brilliant plan

I wouldn’t complain if my friend brought me a big ass plate of fries with bacon and onion and cheese on top. What kind of shitbag friend would complain that he didn’t get more food?