I'm in Iowa for the holidays!

I'm in Iowa for the holidays!

This is how we do breakfast pizza here.

Looks good! Wish I could have a slice.

American'ts are so nasty

That looks good op

Looks great not gonna lie

Cut it open please,

[your country] sucks

Flyover Amerimutt detected

Just... why?

I just reheat leftover pizza and put a fried egg on top. That yolk is delicious

Because it's good, you fucking retard.

Casey's?

Kwik Star actually. It's a take-and-bake. I'd have picked Casey's but my dad got this without my knowledge. It's not bad. No Casey's, but not bad.

>y ppl mak fud???

oh dear god are those powdered eggs

This is how it's commonly done in Australia

>pizza for breakfast
y tho

Christ that's based! Australopithecuses btfo of amerimutts' pizzas!

>Breakfast and pizza
>Nasty
Don't ever post on this or my sons board ever again.

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>breakfast pizza


>wake up
>make coffee
>start snacking on jerky
>order my morning pizza
>snack on pizza and jerky then get ready to make breakfast
>6 eggs, 6 hash browns, 3 scoops of ice cream and a pack of bacon for breakfast
>wash it down with iced tea and continue snacking on jerky (pizza's finished)
>order more pizza to snack on while l browse the net for lunch ideas
>contempIate mcdonalds for brunch but order chinese instead
>kill delivery man when he arrives
>eat him and the food
>eat the money too
>get in his car and go to mcdonalds for lunch
>start eating the kids in the ball pit and then eat the parents who have a problem with it
>everyone leaves so I start eating all of mcdonalds' food
>interrupted by police and swat teams
>they shoot tear gas into the mcdonalds and storm the place
>start eating the cops and order a pizza to snack on
>go to the chinese man's car and go back home
>eat the car
>>go inside and start eating the house
>remember the rest of the jerky and eat it while contemplating dinner
>eat the contemplations and order a pizza to snack on
>pull out Iaptop and start posting on ck

every time i go back home i gotta get a caseys breakfast pizza and some runza

>dry, overdone scramble

to each his own I suppose

I'd crack fresh eggs on top of a sausage pizza, put it under a low broiler until the whites are just set, then before serving cover with fresh greens
balsamic optional

Y'know, it is pretty hilarious now that you mention it.

Everybody is constantly shitting on the US, but there's nothing good enough about their own countries to make it worth identifying themselves.

The rest of the world is literally just a generic, interchangeable mass of hate and jealousy.