Tipping

>Tipping

Lul whats even going on in that pic

world is ending and matter has begun to melt

Scientifically proven fact

Tresspassing on, and destructing of government property, this cat is a saboteur.

was the dog in the wrong?

this is honestly such a common issue that it amazes people workers don't simply put a fucker fence up around it. A short 3' fence would be just fine. chicken wire discourages domesticated animals. unless there is a squirrel or something on the other side, they'd think it was too much effort and just walk around it.

cats are fucking dicks though and would probably do it anyway to spite you

>out drinking with old classmates
>end of the night, the bill gets presented
>some suddenly go out to smoke
>others go to the bathroom for 20min
>the rest is an awkward mess cause they don't want to pay
>in annoyance pay the bill anyway cause i just want to go home
>whow thanks user, ill surely pay you back next week, but user? Did you tip???

>mexican food with sugar momma
>authentico mexican american waiter, about 17
>order jarritos soda
>paco must correct gringo's espanol and roll all his rrrr's
>stop him and ask him politely to sit with us a minute so I can explain why he is going to get no tip
>Paco mucho upsetante, asks me to leave
>Ask to see the manager
>Paco's mama had been listening and comes out from the back
>I do not have to say anything
>Paco slapped across the face and chased completely out of America

Cat walks over concrete slab curing.

It's a shop. But some large animal (dog?) walked over unset concrete.

Is that Melancholia?

Don’t listen to this guy, he’s off his rocker.

>somebody's christmas is so pathetic that they decided to make this thread for the 423498442937294873948243th time

>the only thing I tip is my fedora

are you really that fucking stupid that you can't figure it out

That cat is fucked after that concrete dries. Most times you see an animal cross wet cement you can bet they died from complications from it.

TIPPING IS THE INVENTION OF JEWS

How come?

It hardens in their paws

except the tracks are going in the other direction, are clearly racoon tracks, and the cat is clearly pasted into the picture

why do you dine out with niggers?

I think Japan has wait staff figured out right.
>no tipping.
>waitress aren't dedicated to specific tables unless western type place.
>call buttons. if you push the button then the first available waitress comes to help you.

a cat

and then a wall sponaneously sprouted from the ground, surrounding and protecting you while a bald eagle swooped fearsomly but gently in to land on your shoulder

>people tipping because pay is low
>if everyone tips you're getting paid over $50/hour
best dead end job of all time thanks to tip culture.

servers in the US are the biggest negroids. No matter how much they make, they will blow it all in one night and show up to work hung over and broke the next morning to depend on the kindness of strangers once again.

>clapping intensifies

wall-up!