Rate my steak ~

rate my steak ~

seventeen

Not cooked, this isn't even rare. I doubt any heat managed to get to the middle, so it's pretty much a failed attempt at making a steak. Which is kind of an accomplishment because it is very hard to fuck up a steak.

it's fucking raw
not even blue rare it's just fucking raw
fucking wolfman
>xD look at my rosemary garnish :O
you know nothing about gourmet cooking faggot please just fuck off

prolly need to leave it on the girll for just a bit longer

No, lean to use your fucking phone cameras first.
Everything except the steak is in focus. You had one job for fucks sake.

I go rare with certain cuts, but that's pushing it. The semen fries look good though.

out of focus/10

>because it is very hard to fuck up a steak.

No, no it's not.

I didnt cook it
its "my" steak in the sense that ive been the one who ate it (it was really fucking delicious)

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Slippery

no way. eleventeen at best

the quality overall is just shit
sorry for having a really shitty phone ~

Raw/10

What the in the world are you dummies talking about? I work in a first class restaurant and I can confirm this isn't raw by medium well.

Not a steak eater but not gonna lie. That does look appetizing.

Looks good, when are you going to cook it?

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over cooked

Only 20 minutes out in the pasture each day or it's too much sun and the texture is ruined!

it's fuckin raw

You know you have to cook it first right?

Donny Drumpf recommends:
>well-done
>no pepper
>two classic glass bottles of ketchup
>6 20oz sodas
>someone to change your diappy

Congratulations you have a steak that is lightly seared on the outside while the inside has achieved just the right temperature to promote the growth of bacteria and parasites. Enjoy your intestinal worms.

also he's orange and has tiny hands

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It's blue rare. I don't get why people are saying raw.

20 minutes in the sun? britbong detected

>not even blue rare
>it's red

what did he mean by this?

Sick social commentary.

How many hobos does it take to nipple rape a foreign chode?

You work at Olive Garden
Don't lie

Thanks breuh

Firstly it looks like you have a fillet. No problem there apart from it being in lack of fat and hence flavor/flavour.
Second, it is hard to tell if it is warm or not. If you have managed to warm this then awesome, if it is cold you should just have ordered the carpaccio!
Third, fries/chips look underdone a touch in my honest opinion.
Fourth, the rosemary, definitely just added.
Fifth, green pepper sauce all over the chips/fries - seriously ...
So in summing up steak looks like it gets a seven, you my pedigree chum get a resounding nada.

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Nice fries, but awful meat not cooked at all

wrong sir, I work at denny's.

the steak was warm all the way through.
can you explain whats so bad about pepper cognac sauce on fries?

>muh tesla

Fillet is one of the best cuts you can get. Pepper sauce is also great with steak and chips. Your reply is so shit I can't even be bothered to spend time explaining why

R A W

It's running around still

looks good

Did you not let it rest at room temperature first?

>Did you not let it rest at room temperature first?
>OP's Steak got a proper sear despite being barely cooked
are you even trying?

The fat isn't even rendered. Fucking terrible

Did you drop a frozen steak on a smoking pan or something?

I absolutely love rare steak but I would send that back.
If I wanted a mouthful of bloody meat I'd blow my gf on her period.

too red

The steak is so raw, that Dr. Vahlen from X-COM did an autopsy on it, and got Carpace Armor from that shit.

>I didnt cook it

no shit. no one did.

>blue/10

>cum fries

Looks so good, this is how I cook mine.

Would have been funny if you could spell carapace.
2/10

Who cares about spelling.

Yeah, something like that

Blurry

Where the fuck did you get a bigfoot steak from?

burnt/10

>steak cooked too much
>puts a piece of a christmas tree on it because omg tis the season
you make me sick OP

Did you order it like that?

On a semi-related note, would a chef grant a wish for blue rare steak? Would they feel uncomfortable cooking it that little?

I haven't eaten steak at a restaurant in years, but when I did, I always ordered medium rare because I felt that's probably what they're used to cooking.

I ordered it like this (blue is an option in their menu)

Too red.
I prefer well-done thank you very much

Has anyone said raw/10 yet?

raw/10

Blue steak a shit