I JUST DUMPED SPAGHETTI INTO THE SINK AND FORGOT THE STRAINER AGAIN

I JUST DUMPED SPAGHETTI INTO THE SINK AND FORGOT THE STRAINER AGAIN

4 HOURS OF WORK LITERALLY DOWN THE DRAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It takes you 4 hours to boil spaghetti?

Rest in peace, my dude

If it took you 4 hours to boil pasta, you've already failed.

>FORGOT THE STRAINER
Idiot

>AGAIN
You got what you deserved

Seriously, I can't understand how you make this mistake once, let alone a second time. Wouldn't you notice the strainer isn't there as you start pouring? Do you just upend your pasta pot?

maybe he made the pasta from scratch? Hopefully?

>microwaved a hotdog and forgot to remove the plastic

7 hours and $60 wasted for this bullshit because of my fucking incompetence

I have poured it into the trash before, eith the boiling water. That was not fun.

dude

hold the pot in one hand and the strainer in the other

how is that a hard concept

>left the water on the counter and the ice melted
Fucking slaved all day yesterday for this and it's all ruined

I was making hard boiled eggs for egg salad yesterday and killed my prized rooster.

Raised him from birth.

I bought some ice cream and left it on the counter and it melted by morning
7 years of travelling through Tibet and a $100.000 loan i won't be able to repay, all wasted, along with the life of my firstborn and several hundred small mammals. This is a tragedy.

left some garlic on the counter

a 5-person family and a $300,000 home ruined due to the smell

YES YES YES FINALLY A FUCKING NEW MEME ON CK

Oh good you ruined it

>This is a tragedy.
Veeky Forums summed up.

...... that's not how you do it.

What's the secret to making it soft?

Talking to it gently

Cold water :^)

Thanks... Now go fuck off back to 9gag and let us forget this thtead ever existed.

>Boiled spaghetti for 4 hours
It was already fucked, buddy

>tried to fry an egg
>forgot to crack it again

36 hours wasted, yet again.

Fuck you and your thread for your stupid fucking frog meme

Back to plebbit.

First off, what the fuck were you doing for 4 hours? Second, how could you be that fucking stupid? Finally, you deserve every bit of that failure.

Back to plebbit.

so I went downstairs to get some water and got stung by a scorpion. fucking hell, there's about 80,000 dollars and a week of my time flushed down the drain. I should have just thrown myself out the window

It does with a (((gas))) stove

absorption method your (preferably whole wheat) pasta and that can't happen :-)

>Roasting a turkey in the oven
>5 hours in realized I never even took it out of the freezer

Bullshit

i think hes japing you, user

>he doesn't microwave his spaghetti
>he doesn't microwave his water
Fucking yurops.

I threw my wallet and keys into a boiling pot of spaghetti because I was so high I thought it was the toilet. As a result I had to give up my mother and start over with a cheaper one.

Decided to eat a banana today. Took a bite, forgot to peel it. Another $6,000,000 wasted.

Put pop-tart in the microwave for ten seconds too long. Two weeks of preparation and careful planning all for fucking nothing.

Honestly pepe is so fucking reddit.

...

are you still high or what?
why would you put your wallet in the toilet

Made a sandwich, but forgot to put the turkey in. My entire evening is ruined.

But that still only takes 20 minutes

ah-bloo-bloo

a woman tried to do this meme, and the post im linking is what came of it

pure shit

What happens if you boil spaghetti for 4 hours? Would it absorb all the water and you end up with spaghetti strands as thick as your fingers?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOOK AT THIS LOSER
YOU FUCKING FREAK!

>redd*t spacing

>putting sugar in to my tea but forgot to open the sugar packet

14 days i'll never get back

Actually I kinda know the answer to this we had a guy who most likely lied on his resume about his experience I told him to par cook some pasta and put it I the sink right before the rush. After I got done with the rush my chef asks what the hell is up with the sink and found out shit for brains put a pot of pasta in the sink without straining any of the water out just lifted it off the heat and set it down and walk back to his station. The pasta sitting in the hot water for 3 hours pretty much broke down to pure starch and sank to the bottom of the pot as one giant blob of cooked starch granules bloated with as much liquid as they could hold..

>give up my mother and start over with a cheaper one
huh

it evaporates, making a spaghetti cloud in your kitchen, leading to spaghetti rain

>making areopress coffee
>forget the filter
>spray grounds all over the inside of the cup
>still drink it

Madman

Of those, only 487 and arguably 789 were reddit-spaced. 489 was written like a douchebag, but not redditspacing. Use of paragraphing isn't redditspacing. Redditspacing is a very specific thing, and while it needs to be shouted down at every opportunity, these are not all redditspacing.

>boil my tea
>realise I put no water into the kettle
>drink it anyway

>put leftover pizza in the microwave to reheat it
>realised there is no pizza
>realise I didn't order a pizza in the first place

maybe he milled the flour himself

No it doesn't you fucking mouthbreather

>get a box of cereal from the pantry
>pour it in a bowl
>look in the fridge
>there's no milk
>throw the cereal into the trash since it's wasted
>accidentally throw the bowl into the trash too

>making carbonara
>cooked the spaghettios
>diagnosed with ADD so get distracted by squirrel outside
>try to get perfect picture of squirrel for one and a half hour
>get back inside
>spaghettios are cold
>recipe doesn't state anywhere pasta has to be hot
>dump the 12 eggs, cream and cheese in the pan
>mix it
>nothing happens
>have to eat the carbonara raw

And that's how I got Collitis Ulcerosis.

FUCK YOU JAMIE OLIVER
SPECIFY WHEN THE PASTA NEEDS TO BE WARM REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I cannot belive you guys accepted the concept of "reddit spacing" as something real

Reddit spacing was actually invented by the liberal New York Times. If you want proof just type www NYTimes . com into a browser, you'll see they have a ton of Jew written articles with reddit spacing (or as I call it, Zionist spacing).

Boomers think that Reddit invented it because they aren't redpilled like me, but I've been unsupervised on the internet since I was in 4th grade and I know my way around. #MAGA