ITT: We make our own pseud quotes

Fear not to trespass

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woah i like this one

work begins in your spare-time, while at work you are resting from your true pleasures, the biggest responsibilities lie in your dreams, your true undiscovered self!

Life is its own reward, the punishment is existence.

Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. The same is true for sadness and humans!

Being born unasked and dying in the same fashion, you return into the abyss from where you started!

War is just the global phenomenon of our little private disputes!

You live your live consciously, controlling every aspect of it, just to be swept in a glimpse!

Every war ever has been because two different people thought they were right...

really makes you think

Seeking the question to the answer is not answering the question itself.

Find that which you don't want for only then can you become that whom you don't want to not be.

Find what you love and kill it!

Overcoming the Oedipus-Complex by killing your father!
God is Dad = God is dead!
Punk is Dad = Punk is Dead!

Everything you now consider to be dead was once an authoritarian figure, that was showing you the way!

go to sleep with itchy will, wake up with smelly sorrow.

Get layed or die trying

Life is a downpour...You're an umbrella. So smile.

Outstretch your arms and embrace yourself, because you are the soul of humanity.

This sounds like the result of a bad mix of coke and marijuana.

Clean your room!

It made me gay AND made me want to commit sudoku.

"I think I'll browse Veeky Forums for a while instead of reading."

My cock ate more chicken than any men ever saw!

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kek

I'm lazy, so I had a machine do it for me.

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"Start with the Greeks"

Is it bad that I kinda like this one?

mishima pls

based user knows

I didn't ask for these feels.

Yukio sit down.

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we need new platitudes, because yesterday's platitudes have degenerated into tropes and memes

people often look like the pills they take

The closer you get to the light the greater your shadow becomes.

Before placing a thing upon a pedestal, look to see what the pedestal stands on

I actually like this one. Reminds me of the Nietzsche abyss quote.

A lover who says money is not important is just as likely to lie about everything else.

Nobody sees the world as it is, they see it as they see themselves.

How far you can spread your anus depends on how large your hands are.

We are living in Heaven, but never have we been so far from God.

It took 40 years to build my reputation, it took 10 minutes to destroy it.

No-one told me the redpill was a suppository.

The silence of the fool is more profound than the words of the wise.

Wielding one's sword in combat is not bravery, but rather sheathing it.

A mother's love is evident in the child's eyes.

One should taste the seed before the fruit.

A thousand facebook likes are worth less than one facebook love

The apple in my ass is sweeter than the apple in your mouth.

reading books made me stronger than everyone else

A man with no beliefs can tell no lies.

"I gazed into the mirror and it gayd back"

books didn´t kill me, so they made me stronger

i looked gay in the mirror and it gay´d back

you know if you know ;)

From a fenomenological point of view, this is correct

"You know you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? NOTHING!"

*laid.
Fixed it for ya

not true. in a very small percentage of those untaken shots the hoop comes to you and passes over the ball. all you need is the patience to allow this to come to pass. (also my contribution to thread)

fuck off user ;_; that hurt

"The only fear is that we think of the fear inside of out within the whole paradigm.

What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?

What is the point of a remark when you're dead?

Each soul is a page in Life's grand book.

The world is like an infinite onion; layer upon layer pressing, sliding against each other, resolving into a kaleidoscope of onion.

God wondered what to do with his chairs, so he invented bottoms to sit on them.

How strange it is to be anything at all

NMH is great you pleb

Time flies, but you're the pilot.

Laughed.

the more things you read, the more they are all saying the same thing

And what are they saying?

Words

Don't bite a feed horse in the mouth

genius

Okay, no bullshit - this feels right.

Only one enemy remained, two if you count God.

Wow

Silence among fellows is best understood as communal agreement, or communal distress.
Upgrading can be considered the entropy of tradition.
Repression is the most misinterpreted value of life: it exists as passive virtue, and arises -- in the moment -- as abhorrent sin.

You better bloody well sort yourself out, because the neo-marxist postmodernists will drive you to nihilism

We're all scared, lost human beings trying to make sense of a vast and terrifying universe on a speck of dust circling an immense ball of fire. We live short, often meaningless lives pursuing happiness wherever we can scrounge it up.

Our nation has never been more divided; people don't even know what's true anymore. I mean fake news? alternative facts? what's the deal with that? Everyone has gone crazy in the last few years and it's like we're the only sane people left.

The warmest blanket on the coldest night could never have felt as good as her cock

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

I spoke to the void and, of all things, it said goodbye.

If you follow your heart, you'll only end up where you started.

Wait wait—uh

There are more universes in a grain of sand than there are grains of sand in the universe