What does the average Veeky Forums poster look like

I always wondered this.

Is it all bored alcoholic single moms?

Fat line chefs?

Average house wives?

Ugly hipster feminists?

What does the average poster look like?

intoxicated and I mostly eat fast food and garbage

The majority is probably dudes 18-35, same as every other board. Some work in the business, some are hobbyists and home cooks, but most regurgitate memes and talk about fast food and energy drinks.

Average Veeky Forums distribution with slightly higher percentage of women. Lots of skinnyfat neets with no job who value pretentiousness and judge others on their cooking.

I usually look a bit like this

i think Veeky Forums is supposed to have more women, unlike other boards

Probably very similar. Even fatter though.

I've been told that I look like him

Is this a Veeky Forums meetup?

Has there ever been one?

pic of me and the son from Thanksgiving (wife behind the camera, as usual)

not quite over the hill but I'm definitely one of the older oldfags on Veeky Forums, I'd bet

Skinnyfat line cook here

mostly this

24 yo male here, I work as a personal trainer. I'm also an autistic faggot and I don't like going out much but I love to cook and I like this board for the food memes and the general advice is usually solid.

>White
>Male
>23
>5'11"
>260lbs

I'm a skinny line chef, thank you very much

If you must know I'm a 24 year old union-worker hillbilly who likes to cook for fun

I'm a 32-year-old STEM post doc. I am married with two kids and doing quite well.

How can you be autistic/socially retarded while working as a personal trainer?

27
white
170lb
6'1

skinnyfat line cook

Even if it was double the women of other boards that'd tip the scales from what, 50-1 to 25-1?

42
white (irish/french heritage)
205 lbs
6' 6"

I'm 29 year old alcoholic busboy.

21 M
College student
Indian
5' 8"
155 lbs
I cook for fun and to feed myself.

I'm autisticly great with fitness and have a gift for conversing with 40 year old housewives, so I kinda fell into it. My parents work in fitness and I've always had a job doing something within it. I started just teaching yoga, then worked my way to actually training. It's managed to work me out of my shell and gain a little bit of independence since I basically work for myself and can make like $80 an hour.

I still live with my mom despite having money and I've always preferred sitting at my computer to going out and doing stupid shit.

I also DJ on weekends for extra money but I don't drink or smoke and I'm also a virgin.

25, male
white, blue eyes, medium length brown curly hair
165lb, 6'1"
borderline skinnyfat IT worker

That's pretty interesting that you are a virgin computer hermit despite being fit, working with the public, DJing etc. Good to hear you have gotten out of your shell though, I couldn't imagine living that lifestyle and not getting out of ones shell.

Presumably you are quite fit, don't you meet a lot of girls at the gym or DJing? Even if you are socially retarded the probability of you somehow getting laid is there.

Thanks, user, I used to have really bad anxiety and I guess me preferring sitting around at home or with close friends is a left over of that but yeah, I'm still no life of the party or anything.

I do meet women fairly often but most of them are a fair bit older than me and usually married and the ones that are my age are kinda like your usual tinder thot who's constantly taking selfies of their ass in the mirrors. I don't have to tell you most women who attend dance clubs aren't waifu material. That's fine and all, but I don't really want to spend my time with them, I'm trying to find a nice girl I could cook with, to be honest. I've never had much interest in casual sex.

I live in bumfuck backwater and the restaurants and groceries are shit so I cook, grow a lot of my own veg, hunt, fish and preserve my own food. Occasionally make a 1/2 day roundtrip to the nearest city to stock up on international staples. Haven't eaten at a restaurant in over 10 years. The only other boards I frequent are /out/ and /diy/.

>6'4
>220lbs
>40+

24M white as snow Jewish French 174cm 65kg living in Canada doing a 40h internship for next 4 months plus a course for my master's degree in computer science and living alone for that time, trying to get used to cooking more and cooking different things during the break thanks for asking.

I have a reaction image for this!

Not to be a dick, but are you genuinely looking for a wife or is this sort of a sour grapes-type defense mechanism to justify not going outside your comfort zone and actively pursuing girls? I ask because I used to do something similar and, looking back, it only resulted in missed opportunities. Don't wait around for a perfect girl that doesn't exist or be overly judgemental, you will end up overlooking great women.

And don't think your first relationship has to culminate in marriage either. If you've never been in a relationship before you really don't know what to expect, so if you meet a nice girl go for it and see where it ends up. Don't buy into the slut/waifu-casual sex/marriage dichotomy a lot of Veeky Forums seems to push. It doesn't exist beyond the minds of the inexperienced. And there is something to be said for experience in itself. If the opportunity to lose your virginity with a recently-divorced 40-something woman presents itself, you better take it man.

Anyway, it's great that work keeps you interacting with people IRL. Many people on Veeky Forums don't have that, and they just get more and more disconnected and live vicariously online. There is a big difference between being introverted and being a prematurely embittered young male shut-in. Keep it up.

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Not him, but care to elaborate on the "slut/waifu-casual sex/marriage dichotomy"? I fear I am stuck in the same paradigm. Which unfortunately, is incredibly hard to see when you are in it.

u mean your wifes son

Intetesting thread. I always assumed I was in the minority here:

35 male. Fully employed in IT. Spend my free time lifting weights, or creating music on the computer. I do have an occasional night out, but never a problem with alcohol. Since I am a health/nutritional nerd, I make about 90% of my own food. Used to browse Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums. Stopped browsing Veeky Forums because all my gaming buddies went crazy or got married. Stopped browsing Veeky Forums because the shitposting is off the charts there these days and the more you learn about nutrition and fitness the less value there is left.

Contrary to the joke often repeated on this board, I believe the majority of Veeky Forums are rather good cooks with a sense of humor and probably a side of hedonism.

tired. very, very tired.

No, actually, I mean my biological son that I fucked into my Cuban wife and that she gave birth to around 9 months later.

Oh wait, no, you're right, it's my wife's son le cucked xD BLACKED DOT COM

This

I look like this

Males, 25-45, largely out of shape, either dish bitches, line cooks, or employed in IT/Software.

I'm sorry about your disabled son, user

...

?

yeah, you got a kickstarter or something set up for the kid?

Helmet lives matter sorta

I went to grab groceries but just to respond back to this, I see what you mean and I don't think you're being a dick. I just know what I want, honestly and I've thought about that before. But I've also been in more than one relationship before and I know what I don't want. I just never wanted to have sex until we got to the point of saying "I love you" to one another and the one time I got close to saying it, she fucked another guy. Since then I've been on a couple dates and had a couple "flings" I guess but I very very quickly decided it's uncomfortable as fuck for me and I don't want to do that with someone I'm not comfortable with, if that makes sense.

I fully see what you're saying and I'll admit I get jealous as fuck if I see cute couples together and I can go into robot mode, but I've been in those situations before that I could have pounced on but I didn't because of "better" jugement.

Like I've been in situations to lose it before, a number of times and even gotten a couple really bad blowjobs that lasted maybed 30 seconds before I asked them to stop, but I don't even get aroused when I'm with people I'm not comfortable with so I couldn't even have casual sex if I wanted to.

that's what a regular 2-3 (guessing here, not that guy) year old child looks like. have you never seen one in real life? the face would be all droopy and weird if that kid was retarded

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only retards wear helmets if they aren't riding bicycles, horses or go-karts

it's the helmet. you should get one yourself.

You look like a good father. Good for you man

You mean there are busboys that aren't alcoholics?

Who's this faggot?

Nice!

A shadow clone

funny thing was we were actually riding horses that day :)
man, look who the real retards are, eh? no need to reply, this was satisfying enough.

That faggot would actually be my younger brother; I'll send your regards

thanks bud; wears ya out like a bitch but so rewarding

that niggas moobs are 45 degrees wtf

20, french, female, college student
I share a flat with 5 other broke students so we cook in order to both save money and eat good food.
Sometimes I find great advice for that here.
Also like to lurk the whiskey threads and fantasize about all those sweet bottles i'll buy when I am a rich engineer.

M
26
5' 9"
175-180
Skinny fat
Unemployed/living off of savings and bitcoin inflation.
Lives with parent
Money running out. Afraid I'm going to have to get a job before I start to dip into my retirement/house funds.

>cook
You mean cock

>thanks bud; wears ya out like a bitch but so rewarding

Being a parent (especially a father with all the female favouritism in the court system) is especially hard.

I have very little in my life, But the one thing im grateful for everyday is my father.

Don't let the stress break you, In 20 years seeing the man you raised will make it all worth it. My dad told me that

some are pill poppers and meth heads

>u mean your wifes son
lel

You ooze reddit

25 year old BPI analyst, cooking is a fun way to end the day.

POO IN LOO

it's the baltimore reddit meetup

trash af

>baltimore

I bet half of those people are on heroin

and you ooze underage fuckface but you don't see me making a stink about it

"muh website wars" stopped being relevant like 3 years ago, bud

24 yo grill that likes cooking and hates reddit so I come here... not fat or unemployed... i also find the threads about dumpster diving oddly satisfying

Are you a qtp2t?

>24 grill
>not fat or unemployed
>on Veeky Forums


Yeah bullshit

>girl

What the fuck is the point of a meet-up anyway? The reason why I’m on the internet talking to you guys is so I don’t have to see a bunch of socially retarded fat asses and deal with their wretched stench, but instead just read whatever I want and leave/switch to another thread in a moment and boom, different people (or maybe not, but that’s what is great about it)

I'm your average fat and poorly shaven neet hiki. Living the dream.

Will you be my dad?

33 y.o. female, 3rd year medical student in the U.S. Began to lurk Veeky Forums via /co/ years back. Stayed for the meal ideas, restaurant debates, and occasional food porn/gore. Always looking for advice on fast, but hearty meals so I can try and eat better on a tight schedule.

Wow, our date from the dance stuck around

Asian
5'11"
145 +/- 1
Fresh graduate. Currently unemployed until I start with my engineering job mid-January 2018
Cook mostly Japanese food. I made pasta one time, it was ok.

145 +/- 1 lbs I mean
I turned 24 a couple of days ago.

>white
>5'10"
>male
>work 2 jobs, one is in a butcher shop

26, female, employed and fat as fuck.
I participate in competition threads and answer questions. I make some pretty gud asian cuisine. I placed in that pizza competition a few months ago and was pretty proud of that...

dude. don't post pictures of your kids on the internet, especially not on fucking Veeky Forums of all places. you sure you're an oldfag?

You sound like a nice person I hope you lose weight

she will when the cut her foot off.

Yeah eating disorders suck, especially when you get your dopamine fix from food. I appreciate the encouragement.

24 year old Canadian Jew loser. Recently unemployed after I more or less explicitly asked to be fired for mental health reasons. I don't even cook, I just like the board culture and sense of humour. Feels like people here have less of a chip on their shoulder than other boards, arguments are usually funny rather than bitter and spiteful.

>26
>5'9
>180 lb

hobby cook, currently work in network security but that's ending in a few days so my resume is floating around. in the process of losing weight, which has been easy to drop by not drinking so much :^)

>37 years old
>175 pounds
>skinny fat WFM analyst
>high functioning alcohol

Post pics of your feet plz

What mental health issues?

Fellow crazy fag from ottawa

same desu

No picture of me. Because Im not a narcissistic. Here's my dog.

Yeah but are you black?

>Yeah eating disorders suck, especially when you get your dopamine fix from food.
May God have mercy on your soul

Dysthymia and somewhat serious social anxiety. I find being around other people exhausting and frustrating and don't enjoy most activities. I only have one friend. I was working in customer service under a terrible scumfuck boss and it was taking a toll on my mental health, I haven't worked in over a month now and I'm generally feeling a lot better. That being said still unsure as to what I should be doing next, but I know it has to be something because my parents won't put up with me being a NEET for long.

>the hot ones never flash
I'm guessing that's evolution or some shit

white, 20, ontario
177 cm 58 kg
female
i worked in a bakery for a bit and catered, college soon now
consisted culinary school but i think i'm pretty done working in food aside from as a hobby, i just like to cook and learn

Wouldn’t do this for any other board, but since CK is my favorite I don’t see why not. This is a hobby as you can see, by my weight, I am not very good at cooking.

24 year old male, in good shape, maybe a light alcoholic. More of a binge drinker really. I don't cook more than twice a week other than junk food.

>same as every other board
I unironically think /cgl/ is at least a 50/50 split.

Who the fuck is gonna know whose kids they are? I'm a fucking nobody on Veeky Forums and there's zero chance I know anyone in real life who uses this board.

Cute af