ITT: recipes for beginners

Anyone got some serious replies?

yes

egg

baby dill pickles wrapped in slices of american cheese

Also cheezits in a baggie and dump Tabasco on them. Seal shake and feast with a large glass of milk

There are too many to just point out one. Honestly, the vast majority of recipes are fairly easy.
Is there anything more specific you were looking for?

True, there should be a theme, like egg.

1 cup of flour
1 or 2 eggs
a pinch of salt

mix that shit together
flatten it
fold it
flatten it
fold it some more, then keep folding it
cut it into strips
bam you got yourself some pasta

Gave me an inner giggle m8

Huh, I just made pasta today but with flour and water since I was out of eggs. A bit sticky but the taste was fine.

Something cheap and tasty I can make with basic ingredients that would be available in a corner shop.

Ive been making dumplings lately and ive been prefering the gnocchi style recipe.
>1 cup mashed potato (boil a potato or two until fork slides right in like a well lubed.. Mash them with something)
>2 cups flower
>1 egg
Mix thoroughly. It will be a somewhat dry dough that may take some effort to get completely... dough..ized.
Place in a bowl, cover and refrigerate for at least an hour.
Take chuncks and flatten them into fairly thin round couple inch in diameter things.
Place filling in the middle and close it in a lazy pierogi/ chinese duming shape.
Boil until they float
Remove from water.
You can eat them now but i prefer to pan fry them first.

Ok this sounds cool. What is the easiest filling to make?

Filling can be just about anything. Cheese is always good.
Or you can skip the filling and just make gnocchi.
Also, if you're a kitchen tard ill give you a few tips.
Dont add to many of the dumplings in the boiling water at a time as this drops the temperature of the water. You want to keep the water boiling
When pan frying, make sure the dumplings are dry before adding to the pan. Failure to do so causes mustard gas.

Cheese is easiest.
The other day i make a meat filling
>saute onion and garlic
>add ground beef and pork (one or the other works as well)
>some salt and shit

Almost all recipes are easy once you make them

But if you want a non-meme answer then: cereal with milk

No one here actually cooks.

Cookies are a great intro to baking. But not to cooking.

Your still being way too vague. Most recipes use fairly cheap ingrediants that are widely available. What kind of food do you like?

Wrong

ALMOST no one here cooks

Pasta Aglio e Olio?

Eh, maybe, I don't know your lives.

warmed pop tarts

Mmm! My favorite!

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Ramen on stove, heat off, beat an egg, swirl ramen fast while slowly pouring in egg. Garnish with gummy worm.

>mfw i read the second step as beat off probably because of shiro

>poptarts
Disgusting