Is Pepsi okay?

We're out of pepsi, but would you like [B]o[B]a [B]ola instead?

I said Pepsi what is wrong with my waitress?

Wew this woman is my type

>be me
>in Texas
>at local greasy diner
>what kinda coke would you like
>I'll have a Coca cola
>Sorry sir all we Cary is Pepsi products
>Mfw

I SAID RC YOU TWAT

They're legally obligated to do that.

Sure but can I get a white waitress for the rest of my meal here?

reddit

I kinda like pepsi more than coca cola
pepsi has smaller bubbles, or so i believe

You're a twat.

You drink RC

How fucking dare you ask me that question you fucking cow

Now go fetch me my IBC cherry limeade

A Radio Controlled drink is what you want?
Gees Louise get with the system.

Obviously. I love Pepsi!

Sorry, we don't server Coke here. May I offer you a President's Choice Cola?

That's not what I said, you daft cunt. I said CHEERWINE.

LIKE HAPPY WINE

Christ, i know this job could be done by amy moron off the street, but you're really setting the bar low sweetie.

sure
>order medium rare steak
>order most grueling to prepare sides
>say I forgot wallet
>go to car
>leave

isn't that just diet coke

I asked for water.

i'll have an rc

yes it is
I've been on team bepis ever since coke decided to put a woman in a hijab in every one of their commercials
not on my watch! not in my party
its time to take back the democrats!

>drinking carbonated liquid that is not seltzers or alcohol

"Is Monopoly money okay?"

>Portland
Please Kim aim for Oregon.

Is it at least Mulan-themed?

It's funny, reddit hates this website yet they are coming over here in droves

I am using this. Thank you friend.

She has really nice eyes.

I ASKED FOR WATER YOU HAG

I'll have seltzer water you dumb whore.

dude. that is meleena from mortal kombat

Time for blowjobs

too late I think she died

youtube.com/watch?v=DB4crA-S068

Even better

>order medium rare steak

Found the faggot. Rare is the patrician's choice

I cannot open that video because it would ruin my joke.

Suicide vest?

Yes and a 076 41 884 with that, be a dear and make sure you write it down ;)

yeah that's what i ordered
ya bitch

Cringe as fuuuu

Do they even manufacture that meme cola in this day and age?

I just realized Jewish Mexican is also my type.

No, but your armpits will do just fine!

You know, at times like these I really like to quench my thirst with a delicious Wolf Cola.

Haha sure, tastes the same anyway

Hear, Hear

>drinking fizzy cola with your meal
wtf man? Americans are walking memes when it comes to food

youtube.com/watch?v=tENhSwqgimQ

Yeah, I'm sure the Pepsi company is doing all right.

I'm sorry, but the inventor of the recipe is Chinese however

>Texans are legally obligated to be retarded

>visit cousins down south
>order sandwich
>to drink?
>I'll have a coke
>what kind?
>Orange Crush
>get Dad's Root Beer
>life is perfect

>the south

Found the librul

>i could be a friend to you

>all this RC cola shilling
so thats why this place has turned into /pol/-lite. everyone is a fucking southern tard

Oooh, sorry. I don't have respect for you. Is mouth rape ok?

Go down the street and get me a fucking coke. I may tip you an extra dollar.

>be lefty
>ruin someone's livelihood
>sleep well at night knowing I did a good thing for social justice

these people are SICK. absolutely insane. completely beyond repair.

badass

RC is actually pretty good, but not widely available, which is maybe why I like it?

So glad I love in a perma red state

>I'll have a Coke
>pepsi okay?
>I'll have an orange
>pepsi okay?
>cup of back coffee
>pepsi okay?
>alright just water with a lemon
>pepsi okay?
>How bout Tea, Earl Grey. Hot.
>pepsi okay?
>I'll have a pepsi
>we're out of pepsi, RC okay?

everytime

>implying I'd drink anything besides water
Somebody's not getting tipped tonight

The 19th Amendment was a mistake.

Only if you have a penis

>Is Pepsi okay?

Pepsi's fine thanks

>jealous roasties ruining the live of other roasties
lmfao

>Not askin the dollface for a found of RCs before you ditch these squares and peel on down to the rumble at Johnny Boy's garage

>*nods respectfully in your direction*

>this thread

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU FUCKING BITCH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I asked for a Moxie, YOU FUCKING WHORE! Get me your manager, I'm gonna have you fired this instant!

>"We need a wall to keep the Mexicans from being appropriated!"
>"And armed guards!"

youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ

>almost 2017+1
>Not use Xi Pibb’s preferred pronouns

It's Christina Hoff Sommers, she's being sarcastic

based.

Sorry, I don't drink liquid sugar.
Ask the barista to bring me a coffee with whisky

I have been a cook for ten years and all this tomfoolery on Veeky Forums has been bring me down. I'm ready to pass on my wisdom in some adult conversation, but instead it's just a bunch of hi-jinks and troll-goofery that gets posted.

I am appointing myself as the dark night of Veeky Forums so we can get this place back in order.

Veeky Forums used to be a place you could come and post with your wife and kids, and dang it, it's gonna be that way again

Hear hear.

coke ho

>rum and coke please
>is pepsi okay
>yeah i guess
>get coke mixed with pepsi

Make Veeky Forums great again!

you two could open a bistro and blow each other

Fuck Chicanos

hey guys what's goin' on in this thread

>having coke as the main fucking word for soda
Literally Turkmenistan tier m8

They acty hate it less that tumblr does

One of those tweets is by Christina Hoff Sommers.

But yes politically correct dipshits need to take a hike. Probably to a place where "opppressed" people disagree with them.

They legit believe that Islam is a religion of peace where actual Muslims beg to differ.

Hell, I might even sugest that they are responsible for Teen Titans Go!

>acty

*acually

Teen Titans Go is the superior development of the original Teen Titans show.

That's easy when its literally all they fucking show.

It legit played all fucking week.