National dishes as made by people from different countries

Americans don't put tomatoes on their fries

I don't either. People here drink cheap beer but it's usually Carona, tecate, rolling rock, PBR etc.

That's clearly not ketchup.

that beer is either 2L or the burger is way too small to be considered an american dish

Wow. You actually think that only 1% of the country are liberal hipsters and the rest of "real america" are bud drinking hicks, don't you? I live in a gun toting red county and nobody I know drinks domestic macro lagers.

Bud light is the best selling beer in America

That's a cut up tomato, user. Also ketchup is SHIT.

Bud light cans are littered all over the 2 lane highway running to town from my bsckwater house so there are plenty of whitetrash swilling it down. I even find empties in the deep woods when I'm hunting - too lazy to even carry out their empties, fucking faggots.

>pre cooked hot dog is under cooked
>I don't like beer
Hand over your America card user.

A) because you have to drink a fucking case of it to get drunk
B) because people who drink bud light Only drink bud light, whereas normal people actually enjoy trying different things a lot of the time

Best selling =/= most popular, let alone best

Regular bud already is a light beer.

All wrong. Those looks like red peppers, likely pickled.

>ketchup on a hotdog
Disgusting, ketchup goes on fries

Also, are you a Flip? They're the only people I can think of that want to become Americans, everybody else hates us.

Damn op, this s how i theme my food sometimes. If i can't make a dish properly i look at my ingredients and try to pretend im from some other country. It happens a lot when i make burgers because i don't ever have buns.

Fries don't have any topping that involve fruit or vegetables. Unless it's jalapenos that is.

I made this in honour of the land of Ethiopia

I don't know what those "fries" are supposed to be, but they are a greasy mess. Subtract points for using a wheat burger bun. Hot dog is barely even cooked. Ranch dip? Why? No need for ranch here.

3/10

Don't quit your day job.

>Disgusting, ketchup goes in the garbage bin
ftfy

Ketchup is made from literally nothing but fruit and vegetables.

It's red jalapenos, not tomato. I couldn't get green, but they were fine honestly.

Bruh just because you hate it doesn't mean it's not a popular beer anymore. The guy is making a culinary homage to America so why not use the most well-known beer from America? You probably wish it was an oatmeal coffee porter from your local brewery of choice don't you?

Tl;dr go back to pol

Also the thing you seem to think is ranch is actually the burger's innards: American cheese with a little blue mixed in because American cheese is actually terrible.

And putting ketchup on fries is wrong.

>making a culinary homage to America

That's like every fucking Northern European post in the past decade getting their first McDonald's and posting about their first experience eating a Big Mac, then shitposting non-stop about how terrible American cuisine is.

>ketchup on a hotdog
fuck off, we're full

As for the fries being greasy, what you're seeing is melted cheese along with the jalapenos. Maybe I should have used more cheese I guess.

I disagree, though prefer mayo myself, but mayo is still 90% made from oil that comes from a fruit or vegetable.

Suck it, I was right.

>not enough cheese
>better load on more grease filled cheese and let it seep out while I take these pics

>i was right

Maybe, but you're not fucking american if you think red jalapenos is normal on fries.

It may surprise you to learn that not everybody in this country likes the same things. It's not usual on fries but that doesn't mean it's bad. Sorry you're such a manbaby that the thought of a vegetable makes you teary.

why the wew, bud heavy is good

>all this projection

More importantly, different people liking different things has no bearing on this being normal.

>Best selling =/= most popular
that's exactly what it means, you dumbass

This guy has a point. I figure we are both American, and yet I think he is a dickhead for talking down to you. Good point user, you waste of air.

It's how midwesterners think. If you don't eat, drink, talk, think, walk, live, or look just like them, you hate america and have literally never set foot here

The midwest should stop sending food to the coasts and let them die out.

>being this upset over a someone adding an unusual ingredient to french fries...

I'm not, I actually love the idea of jalapeno on fries. I just wouldn't say it's normal to be served that way in the US.

Not necessarily. Literally the first definition for popular on dictionary.com

>regarded with favor, approval, or affection by people in general:

Which do you think is liked more by the general populace, a Chevy Aveo or literally any Ferrari? Now which do you think sold more?

I got the idea to use jalapenos from this American-style chain, though as I said before they were green. Sorry if I freedomed wrong. They were good though.

Are these Jack Daniels ribs more appropriate?

You didn't do it wrong, mate, ignore the babies hating on veggies or anything outside of their mctendie sips diet.

Nah, you did it wrong but I still think it'd be delicious.

The number of STUPID FUCKING NIGGER MUTTS in this thread mistaking peppers for tomatoes. All you fat bastards do is eat Mexican food anyway, you should recognise a pepper.

Where in the US is it normal for people to put red jalapenos on their fries?

It's not. He's talking out of his ass.

bait but i'm gonna respond anyway. jalapenos not grown in burgerland or mequisito have a tint other than green to them. shocking i know. also jalapenos on cheese OR chili cheese fries is fucking god tier

>bait

More like you're retarded. Nobody was every talking about putting jalapenos on cheese fries or chili cheese fries or nacho fries or whatever. The thread is about national dishes and red jalapenos (yes, we have those in the US) on french fries isn't even a regional dish anywhere in the US as far as google tells me.

Anyone can be american if they believe hard enough, fellow american

We have a different term for red jalapenos here. They're called fresno chilis pretty universally here

I just DEVOURED a PB&J.
Or as the Americans say; DEVORED.

I think that's how that works.

>Hot dog looks undercooked

It's a fucking hot dog, you idiot. In American terminology, a hot dog already comes ideally cooked. You just heat it up.

Budweiser is rather anti-American, mostly just drunk by people who own confederate flags

>You gotta take a step out of Brooklyn man
and into the retirement home, or Mississippi

American here. I had to google red jalapeno. If somebody served you a pepper here we would assume it was anything but a jalapeno.

bud light tastes better, more crisp

I love it when people with absolutely no taste use nonsense descriptors like, "crisp".

Obvious b8 but I'm drunk and want to say it's just devoured. I know, I'm fucking autistic

>burger
Looks okay.
>hot dog
Ketchup? Eww. Mayonnaise? EWWWW!
>fries
Pepperoni? Wut?
All in all 5.5/10. I'd still let you be American. Just because you tried.

Don't fret, user. I'm the baiter and I get autistic about about seeing the lack of a 'u' in words like colour, flavour, neighbour, etc.
Just one of those things that bugs me despite it having no real impact on the quality of my life.

Oh wait. Those are jalapenos. Still shouldn't be on fries though...

Also American. I can see why people thought they were tomatos because they're cut in an odd way, but most definitely know what jalapenos are, user. If someone was served an entire jalapeno, they'd probably assume it's such sooner than later.

Mayonnaise? It's yellow mustard. I thought that was the Americanest part of the hot dog. Bear in mind, no one else eats so-called yellow mustard.

only the spics put mayo on their hotdogs

sit outside a gas station near a construction site and you'll witness all the construction dudes buying bud. also my grandpa has been drinking budweiser and smoking marlboros for like 50 years. i think mostly boomers drink budweiser.

This might surprise you, but outside America beers such as Sam Adams and PBR are inordinately expensive. They are not in general circulation and as such are considered specialty items. Budweiser was American enough.

crisp is legit son

Your homage offends me

Those are wedges, not fries, and shouldnt have all that shit on it.

You used the wrong kind of bun and put too many sauces on it.

The burger is fucking pathetic

Americanest part of any american meal is the ketchup. Ketchup gets shit on specifically BECAUSE it's heavily used by every tom dick and harry who just wants to shove greasy merican food down their gullet hole. Mustard is more of a sister sauce and it has to be the neon yellow shit, none of that dijon stuff.

what in gods name did you do to that poor hot dog?

Where ya from

It looks like an English electrical socket on the wall so he's from Pakistan.

>lose the red shit on the potatoes
^This, why are you ruining perfectly good food with random vegetables?

id eat it but light lager is the burgerboi tradition

From my time spent living abroad, this appears to be what some people think "chili cheese fries" are.

kys wannabe beer snob

Not mexican...I cooked these tacos al pastor.

This is a tasty burgar...am I american yet?

>I made this meal in honour of the Land of the Free. Can I be an American yet?
>This is a tasty burgar...am I american yet?
Step aside, amateurs.

> Ciabatta bread

We only eat American white bread here. None of this bibbity boopy italian bullshit. Try again

That is opinion based. And I do not agree with it.

This is literally what I attempted to make, though admittedly they are wedges.

He's right, salaam alaikum

I bought the only kind of bun available to me. Sorry it wasn't sesame seed but, you know. Yer a wanker m8. As for too many sauces, there's literally none on there. What you're seeing is melted cheese. Though I did add some Sweet Baby Ray's.

Sorry, I thought onions, ketchup and mustard was the standard.

Nah.

Fat fuck. You deserve to die young.

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This made me wew much harder than it had any right doing

Looks like something my mom would whip up. Good job.

Ironically they're the only Americans left, after the coasts have been flooded by immigrants and faggot lefty statists

Fuck off back to your containment board. Nobody wants to listen to the retarded garbage you regurgitate.

Thank you friend, I finished it off for my tea just now and it was quite tasty,
[spoiler]I added the rest of the jar of red jalapenos to the burger[/spoiler]