So we have a friendly gay guy in our apartment complex. He's getting married on Valentine's Day to his partner who lives in NYC.
All of his buddies live out of town so we decided to throw him a party. He's been so greatful we want to do this right.
All the stuff I've Googled mostly leads to porn stuff. But the consistent theme is that penis shaped foods are funny and much appreciated.
Other than a dick cake, what else can we buy/make?
Sausage?
pigs in a blanket
cookies
cucumber
Just make good food. I’m sure he’d appreciate that.
You should probably ask if he has any preference on circumcised vs uncircumcised before ordering the cake. That can be an issue.
We live in a society where penis cakes are appreciated. Let that sink in.
nah... you can always alter the guys cock at the party
You could serve fruit from a suggestive gourd.
Could always ask the folks at /lgbt/
Is the guy a top or a bottom?
Buy him a bible.
pork butt
Is he the top or bottom?
If you do not know, then you should not be throwing a party.
Why does the party need to have sexual undertones?
Because homosexuals are often in your face satanists
That's retarded, it's not like straight guys aren't also obsessed with their sexuality. It's because bachelor parties are stereotypically sexual.
Whatever. Enjoy hell
Nice try Satan, I'm chaste
Would you want to live in a society where everyone gets offended by genital-shaped cakes? Do you want to live in a society where no fun is allowed?
Quit make up words butt boy
get him a cake with a picture of a big hairy pussy with a big red "X" over it.
Get him a handgun to blow his faggot brains out and do the world a favour.
Well said
Your friend knows gays get married right? I'm serious. Gays and Muslims get married every day.
You gonna play a part in that?
Do a traditional pioneer meal. The majority of the rough and tumble men who tamed this country fell on the rightside of the Kinseyian bell curve and were gay, albeit bisexual. So I would suggest bison, if you can get ahold of it.
Wow that's some funny bullshit.
Clams, peaches, Arby's roast beef sandwiches, moose knuckles, tacos
>gay guy
>married on Valentine's Day
>lives in NYC
Is this guy a walking cliché
Straight guys aren't gay
This
Spare him the silly attempt at perverted gimmick foods.
cyanide. KYS
rump steak
import some golden gaytime ice cream from australia if you have enough time