These things are best enjoyed with maple flavored syrup

These things are best enjoyed with maple flavored syrup.

Is this worth a whole thread?

You've given me a lot to think about.

I have breakfast sausage PTSD because my shitty boomer mom used to serve them with canned cream corn and boiled potatoes for dinner all the time

I've put a small amount in coffee when I want it less bitter but not overly sweet... really stuff, not the buttery garbage.

to be fair it's better than a lot of them, maybe even most

can it get any better?

What genius concocted this

Love em. And yes, with the syrup.

Why the fuck would you put sausage in coffee

To stir it.

Duh

maple syrup shithead

Use your dick like a normal person, jesus christ.

I'm not normal. I use my dick spread jam on toast in the morning.

Disregard this, I mean to post a picture of penises.

if I put syrup on my cock it fucks up his hair style for days. no thanks.

>titillated by the sight of sausage, gays then entered the thread and started talking about dicks with each other

Be appreciative you loser fag, at least your mom cared about you enough to make shit for your faggot mouth.

A better question is what DOESN'T go well with maple syrup? Shit, I mixed some in when I made cocktail weiners the other day.

americans are truly beyond help, they can't eat anything without drenching it in pure sugar

>flavored

where you from proud mary?