ITT: Patrician snacks

ITT: In this thread post patrician snacks I'll start

>God Tier
Chile Picante

>Good Tier
Jalapeno Cheddar

>Neutral Tier
Original

>Bad Tier
BBQ
Ranch

>the enlightened choice

Nacho

this shit is like eating rocks, too hard

Ok grandpa

i grew up thinking this but i recently got some and became hooked on them
they're not that hard maybe my little kid teeth just couldn't handle the challenge
has anyone had success making these at home? i've seen recipes but never tried

The best are the really cheap, really salty and garlicky ones

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I suck on em til they're soft.

Disgusting

>chili picante plantains
Good god these are the greatest things ever

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Eat these on an empty stomach to induce vomiting.

Why'd they have to stop making the sour cream and onion ones?
Those were my jam.

these are pretty tasty but it pisses me off that P B blast were discontinued and these remain. they came out near the same time.
but for some of the best snacks still available. pretzel combos are top jimmy. the buffalo ones especially

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>BIGGER 40g bag
That would be the size of a woman's palm. What the fuck?

or a quarter of your palm

RIP
If you can find one, savor it. These things are fucking rare now.

It might be a pain finding whole kernel dried corn depending where you live

I don't it.
Do you think you're insulting me by saying I have large hands?

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didn't they have another spicy flavor? was it discontinued?

Just like mom?

kek