As a non-drinking whole food vegan, what can I let people buy for me when I'm at bars?

As a non-drinking whole food vegan, what can I let people buy for me when I'm at bars?

A shot in the mouth

Water

a whole food vegan bullet

Another wholly original thread.

How surprising.

What threads are you making you old cunt

Kill yourself.

I'd rather have an empty board than retarded shit like this garbage you posted

You will never be happy, doesn’t surprise me.

That wasn't me.

Juice with a little bit of vodka mixed in (unbeknownst to you) so that you can accidentally have fun without knowing that you ever violated your values

why go to bars when you don't drink?
that's like going to a crack dealer and asking him to sell you some tylenol

For me it's the cock meat sandwich

>As a non-drinking whole food vegan, what can I let people buy for me when I'm at the butcher shop?
Being this retarded.

A shot of semen? Is jizz vegan?

Ask for a Shirley Temple.

Rules of the road

Cupful of bleach you fucking waste of life.

These r tru answers

Kill you you're are your self

>Is jizz vegan?
No.