bacon cheeseburger time. And wine
2018 is zero carb year
wine is carbs
well its not 2018 yet you saucy faggot
go back to your shitty job at mcdonalds and drink your shitty beer
Gotta finish all the alcohol b4 2018
You wish you plebs could cook like me
great start to your thread OP.
you're rude as heck, 1 downboat.
Words of a pleb
i know the guy that made the comment. Im not really rude
Onions are full of carbs, mong.
Fuck off, retard.
>defending yourself on an anonymous Chinese girl titty forum
how insecure can a nigga be?
im just bumping it nigga
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why?
Its the last few days of carbs. Should i make waffles?
I'm sure it tastes good but it looks like slime-mold on a tree stump
that looks delicious
its cheddar
i shall make waffles tommorow
i have some of that wop cake left. The one that looks like a fruitcake
>Should i make waffles?
anytime you find yourself asking that the answer is yes
>immigrants imported cuttings to california...
It never ends
Some of them do look p. tasty
>Meat only diet
That sounds incredibly expensive
>That cheese distribution
0/10, throw it out and try again.
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pork is $1 a pound
beef is $2.50 a pound
>overcooked egg with some grapes thrown on it
I think it looks like a gusher crossed with a malteser
>malteser
Eating only beef, what kind of a stupid idea is that.
You have to drink gin
ikr. How did humans survive for tens of thousands of years and develop their brains?
Yeah, it's almost as stupid as mistaking theories for facts! Hahaha, how stupid do you have to be?!
ikr. Believing meat is healthy. How silly to believe a fact like that?
A delicious one
Where tf do you live where beef is that cheap? Are you talking ground beef?
nevada
i grind my own beef. Chuck and roasts are cheaper than ground beef and much safer of course.
that's a dirty fucking decanter
slime molds are so cool
i can only get the plastic tube three pound pink slime roll ground beef that smells bad for $4 a pound on sale SOMETIMES
fuck why is beef so expensive
pork is $2 on sale, usually more like 4 or five or six
how do you fags not understand that 2018 is tomorrow and thats why OP is eating a bunch of carbs tonight
here the roast go on sale for $3-$4 a pound. Sometimes its $5 but buy one get one free. Pork goes on sale for $1
its just water spots
making a bone broth now
>bone broth
You mean stock
Enjoy not going fast, memelord. I'll be enjoying my high carb diet of whole plant foods and passively shaming fatties like you by just existing. I'm that shirtless "douchebag" runner you see on your commute home.
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you're a fucking faggot and you should eat the food you wanna eat and you're gay btw wtf
vegans can't even form a sentence.
nigga if carbs aren't present then fat is used as an energy source. It's more efficient than carbs
whats the difference?
You aint winning a 5k on ketones instead of glucose.
he's just a memer
>water spots on decantiere
we have hard water. Fuck you
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>falling for the old vine meme
its like you don't enjoy having money
So much this. They're like giant balls of carbs. If OP really wants to be "zero carb" then he has to give up onions completely.
Source: t. ketoer
Is that really slime mold or is it Cheez Wiz sprayed on some wood paneling?
It really isn't, though. Take a look at how much you're really paying for a bag of Doritos, especially when those bags are 40% empty space "for cushioning".
I paid $24 for four huge slabs of salmon at Costco today. I get a lunch and a dinner out of each one of those. Add some cauliflower and cheese, and it works out to about $5 per meal, which is a hell of a lot less than even a Wendy's combo meal nowadays. (I was paying $8 for one of those in 2012, don't know what they've gone up to now.)
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Onions have almost double the carbs when cooked than a baked potato.
OP is a fucking idiot.
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Op doesn't realize that onions caramelize for a reason...
>not knowing what year it is
Very true. You don't wanna eat table salt for sure. Very damaging
Manchild confirmed. Make it your new yeats resolution to not think youre better than someone because they werent born as privileged as you.
is this not edible?
Ushering in the new year with two big macs, a large coke, and a large fry. Six pack of beer at midnight. After that, I'll do your meme diet and only have fat and protein.
Sounds like a good plan
So what are going to eat for your meals?
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enjoy your scurvy, retard
you're retarded, humans have never eaten all meat in their evolutionary history
they've always been omnivores
go tell eskimos they are omnivores then
animals have plenty of vitamin C btw
Oh, sorry, you eating 3500 kcals of seal blubber a day for your all meat diet? No? Well then shut the fuck up, retard. Meat DOESN'T have very much vitamin C btw, idiot. You need 65 mg minimum of vitamin C and most cuts of beef and pork have ZERO to only a part of 1 mg.
eskimos are omnivores btw dumbass, they eat berries and roots and seaweed when they're available in the summer
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That's not slime mold, that's a mushroom. "Bleeding tooth fungus".
>regular salt isn't good enough I need salt with impurities in it
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