Turtles All the Way Down is about lifelong friendship, the intimacy of an unexpected reunion, Star Wars fan fiction...

>Turtles All the Way Down is about lifelong friendship, the intimacy of an unexpected reunion, Star Wars fan fiction, and tuatara.

This is LitErAlLy me, omg i can't~

What's the book about?

Total guess: awkward nerdy boy meets super qt magical pixie girl, gets his dick sucked, finds himself.

shit I just made a thread about this too. I bet someone bitches that there are 2 threads.

but if you ask me there can never be enough greenthreads on Veeky Forums

he is /ourguy/ now that we hate DFW

Little fucker co-opted the turtles phrase for such a stupid book. Fuck him forever.

I guess you could say that I'm a fan.

>MUH STAR WARs

I hate American pop culture so much

Underage sex. How children are really like little adults.
Typical pedo shit.

John green is like a slightly more mature version of that guy from Blue's clues.

John Green is indistinguishable from the Beardsley superintendent from Lolita

and i was starting to think the john green hate threads had fucked off.
stop making fun of books not aimed at you, it's the equivalent of posting "LOL justin beeber sux! ;P" in youtube comments. grow up

Both are omens of the dying society. Justin Bieber just happened to become a trend adopted by the mob. Another omen.

Reminder that John Green is NOT a pornographer

> Both are omens of the dying society

No, you fucking autistic dipshit. Literally 99.99% of all art ever made in the history of humanity was made because someone thought they could make a buck off it. That's DaVinci, that's Shakespeare, that's Justin Beiber and John Green. None of it is more "pure" and none of it is more "noble" than the other.

The "dying society" horseshit is only believed by people who don't understand context. We are infinitely better off now than we were 25, 50, 100 years ago in effectively every measurable metric. That's exposure to literature, that's expose to literary history and criticism, that's exposure for Joe Schmoe to write his own book and share it with the world (which doesn't dilute or demerit the value of other books).

Without hyperbole, please kill yourself you slimy troglodytic cock-weasel.

More adults read YA than teens, do you think teenagers actually care about reading; John Green's audience is 20-something women.

black dick

I would recommend you a reading list, but it's clear you don't read.

Who would have guessed young adults read young adult novels?

you are an emotional wreck

It's a phrase that deserves association with John Green. Nothing of value was lost.

>slimy troglodytic cock-weasel
hello 13 year old who considers stephen fry an 'intellectual'
>We are infinitely better off now than we were 25, 50, 100 years ago in effectively every measurable metric
mental health problems, particularly depression, are correlated with increased modernity and 'development'. as someone suffering, let me tell you that's no small variable. same with rates of marriage, divorce and reproduction. of obesity. of immigration. we are dealing with the very units of society degrading.
yes, we are not in a purely dystopic decline, but stop trying to shut people up from discussing their discontent with the problems affecting them.
>Literally 99.99% of all art ever made in the history of humanity was made because someone thought they could make a buck off it
unwarranted cynicism. stop putting on airs as if you know the world. you are a child.

The reason divorce rates are up is because it's easier to do than ever before, in the past it was a more complicated ordeal, as it's still is in some cultures

>Literally 99.99% of all art ever made in the history of humanity was made because someone thought they could make a buck off it.

Naaaaaaah. Try this on for size:

>Literally 99.99% of all art ever made in the history of humanity was made because someone thought they could make a name for themselves off it.

>Literally 99.99% of all art ever made in the history of humanity was made because someone thought they could make a name for themselves off it.

But that's already too much. It's this:

>Literally 99.99% of all art ever made in the history of humanity was made because someone had too much time on their hands.

>The reason divorce rates are up is because it's easier to do than ever before, in the past it was a more complicated ordeal, as it's still is in some cultures
You've got it backwards. Divorces aren't more common because they're easier now, they're easier now because people are more willing to do it.

This post alone shows how deep in the shitter humanity really is at the moment. You are delusional.