America perfected the cookie

America perfected the cookie

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I may not like it, but-

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america perfected most foods

>inb4 clorox shill

Joe-Joe's Bizarre Cookie Adventure

What is the quickest way to kill yourself
Is it a shot to the head like movies portray?

if it didnt have that white shit in the middle it would be fine.

oreos are nice, but the biscuit on it's own without the cream is pretty dire tbph.
pic related is the only biscuit (cookie, w/e) you will ever need

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Nah. Spekulatius is the best cookie and you can also get them in 600g bags for 0.90€

They're not nice.
American chocolate/candy tastes fucking weird.
Cadbury, Nestlé and Euro chocolate is superior in EVERY way.

this, german spekulatius best spekulatius

Donald Trump saved it from being made by Mexicans

Cadbury is owned by the same parent as Nabisco though

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What does hydrox have to do with Clorox you fucking retard?
Those are two completely different words

Point is, Hydrox sounds more like a cleaning agent than it does a cookie.

They could use a re-branding.

>oreos
>perfect

That's not true, those are two different words that sound nothing alike, they don't even have the same definition.
Unless you think hydrox(hyd) and chlorox(chlor) all of the sudden sound the same.
But they are two different words you literal retard.

Christ you're an idiot.

Oreos are like home base for me.
I've tried plenty of richer, more indulgent, more exciting and interesting cookies in my time, but at the end of it all a handful of oreos with a glass of whole milk just feels like a hug from a lifelong friend.

Fuck off shill

And yet you replied? You're a mental midget.

>implying I'm the same user

It's not my fault you need jokes explained to you.

That's some weapon grade autism right there. Careful, user.

And yet you replied? You're a mental midget.

>crème
I wouldn't eat it just because of that. Fucking Francophiles

If they had a better name they wouldn't be relegated to people thinking they're the knock off. Oreo is a great name, Hydrox sounds like laundry detergent.

don't worry, no we didn't

Invented in 'Murika, now owned by Mondelez International, and made in Mexico. U.S. production of Oreos ended in 2016.

Oreos ceased U.S. production in 2016. Hencho en mexico ever since.

they're not cooked, they're baked.
so why aren't they called bakies?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie#Etymology

thank you, i genuinely learned something.
congratulations for providing me with both my first education for 2018 and also my first (You).

pic unrelated.

Agreed. I don't want that hard shit

Oh damn I ate so much of those hell yee boi

Please tell me there are others out there that think double stuf is the worst Oreo

I seriously cannot understand people that prefer that garbage

I agree, to me, the cookie part is the star of oreos, it doesn't need any more of that cream

I wonder if they'll bring back the limited edition red velvet Oreos for Valentine's Day next month.

Those were great. The fact they were sold in a package 5/8ths the size of a regular pack was stupid though.

Oreos are terribad.

I also like any of the vanilla/black ripoffs

Also, oreos aren't chocolate flavor, they are oreo flavor

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

gtfo, the lot of you

Oreos are babby's first biscuit.

I like the cookie, but I always trow away the white sugar paste

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My nibba, these are some elder God tier Oreos right here. I definitely get major Dunkaroo vibes off these bad boys. Course I know leafbros up north still sell 'em, but I'm too lazy to import a box of my own so I'll opt out for some of these instead.

Why are americans so obsessed with oreos? Every "food-porn" "recipe" you find on normie Facebook pages include either Oreos, bacon, weird orange cheese or a combination of the above. It's almost like their whole food culture ends here.

Goddam truth.

Too sweet honestly.

with that garbage? I don't think so
>pic related
Objectively better biscuit in every way

I work at a grocery store, we don't csrry Dunkaroos anymore because they didn't sell

Have you guys tried the thin ones? They're the perfect ratio of cream and cookie for me.

The mint ones are fantastic.

t. poorcuck

>americans perfected the cooki

those are doggie treats user

ores are so bad I wouldn't give them to a dog

Oreos turn my poo black.

This is why I don't eat them.

they just taste like bourbons to me

which isn't a bad thing

g o d t i e r

>Leaf

Maybe it's just a local thing but all the Ralphs markets have those and these

>Tim-tams
>Not Monte Carlos
Yea Nah you're a cunt.

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Fantastic

>literal soil taste
>perfection

Whut?

literal creator of the fucken universe tier

god i bought eat the whole box every time

Belgian Speculoos > anything

>Wtf my food is called benitals, not genitals. B doesn't sound like g, why aren't people eating it?!?

>[DIABEETUS INTENSIFIES]

The fluff that is inside these things should be studied by NASA. It's a material unlike anything else in nature.
The only problem is it gets stale really fast if exposed to air, and the chocolate coating on the cookies always has some cracks and gaps in it. You have to keep them sealed up tight, but it seems like nobody in the world except me is capable of opening that type of package without just tearing the plastic excessively.

I love a sunburned biscuit
A land of earthy grains...

Cookies n cream ice cream a best

ma nigga

I do love me some Dad’s goodie rings. Leafs will know

The shoprite I work at in PA has the cinnamon bun ones and the red velvet, it's had them for a good 1-2 years.

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Found the hydrox shill.