What are your Veeky Forums-related New Years resolutions?

No more drink pop

To write this damn story ive been wanting to for years

>being such a basic bitch desperate for views you try to piggy back off of steve.

HAHAHAH she better start filming that interracial porn. only thing stupid bitch is good for, and cooking rice. I hope steve plants his cock balls deep in her ass and goes "Nice Hiss"

>being this butthurt

2018 is the year of...
-No fast or frozen food
-Fresh ingredients only
-Expand fermentations to other foods
-Significantly reduce alcohol consumption

And the non-food, but still significantly affected by food goals:
-Go from skinny-fat to otter-bear
-Take a woman for myself

Wait you said Veeky Forums related. My bad

Well, these are my resolutions thus far.
-Try Keto
-Get a gym membership
-Drop 200lbs
-Get a fucking job and stick with it
-Move out of grandmother's house (on the fence about this one because she needs 24/7 care and no one else seems to bother)

Gonna go back to gym and stop drinking soda or at least only have it when im out once and a while. Although i might be getting braces at the horrible age of 22 so this could only go wrong.

I don't fool myself with those

>braces at 22
What are you, a porn star?

no just a faggot who needs to get braces on now despite having decent enough teeth because me mums dental insurance gibs for me being underage is about to expire so im basically being forced to despite not wanting braces. feels bad.

>New Years resolutions
I don't bother. Do these ever work for anyone?

Anyone here who has naturally large rib cages?

I've always thought I had moobs, but it turns out I have normal pex and just a fuck all large rib cage.

Guess I just need to accept it, yeah?

No more wasting money on UberEats
>tfw 19.90 for a ben and jerrys tub

why the fuck are you getting ice cream via delivery?

Because too lazy to drive 3 minutes to Caltex
They are not melted or anything, nice and soft in fact ready to gorge

- Cut down fast food to no more than twice a month. I'd cut it out completely, but life happens and I'm not gonna go to a proper restaurant when out with friends or for work.
- Cut flavored lattes to once a week
- Seriously dig into french cooking to git gud
- Cook for a QT. Last time was some, in hindsight, shitty porkchops for my ex when we were still together

Stay with granny since it sounds like she needs you, but definitely do the exercise and weight loss things at least. Make this your year one day at a time, my friend.

>Seriously dig into french cooking to git gud
WWJCD?
youtube.com/watch?v=6vyP_U64Pi4&list=PLeagipoZmyfn8zvXJg46h793qYDsv0sX7

I'm going to make chicken sausage and catch and cook a ton of Halibut when they're in season.

Loose 20 lb. I'm 160, 5'6".

To cook at least five times a week.
Need to kick the shitfood to the curb, but I'ma stay realistic on my goal.

I've resolved to never drink again. I plan on dying of dehydration.

Start cooking from scratch more often. I have all the resources but none of the drive.

To stop drinking so much

you really are a sack of shit if you cant spend a few minutes to go to the store and get ice cream

Learn to make decent cocktails.

Actually cracked this bad boy within the first 2 hours of the year. I can make bomb assed Dark and Stormies as well as Espresso Martinis.

Guess my goal is to be able to make 5 good cocktails from memory alone.

To stop eating out so much

I want to get into pickling

dunno yet.

>if evens i'll do keto
>if odds i'll do paleo

what'll it be?

what i was hoping for.

/happy chap

absolutely DEVILISH

although resolute fatties are fine
Only the new years revolution that quit about 1 week in and bitch weight loss doesn't work are deserve no dignity

eat better and workout an extra day every week.

im too scared to stop drinking though