Boning knife

>boning knife
>it actually debones

>lemon zester
>it actually dezests

>peeler
>it actually depeels

>apple corer
>it actually decores

>seeding a fruit
>it's actually deseeding

Never heard of this expression, it sounds like a euphemism for cumming in a gay man

>Pitted Olives
>It actually depitted

>OP
>it's actually weak as shit

>cheese grater
> it actually... Che...its great?

Now now Bill.
No cheese is as great as your high school football rushing.

underrated

>shelled pistachios
>they have no shell

I lost two girlfriends before I realised what a boning knife was actually for.

>cooking board
>it's actually about pre-prepared food

>boneless wings
>actually bonefewer

Well done

>hot sauce
>it's actually room-temp warm

>cheese grater
>it literally grates the cheese

>leave food out to unthaw
>actually thaws

sounds like you think about cumming in a gay man more than you should

>chopsticks
>no chopping involved whatsoever

>wooden skewer
>it doesn't skew anything just pierces things