>boning knife
>it actually debones
Boning knife
>lemon zester
>it actually dezests
>peeler
>it actually depeels
>apple corer
>it actually decores
>seeding a fruit
>it's actually deseeding
Never heard of this expression, it sounds like a euphemism for cumming in a gay man
>Pitted Olives
>It actually depitted
>OP
>it's actually weak as shit
>cheese grater
> it actually... Che...its great?
Now now Bill.
No cheese is as great as your high school football rushing.
underrated
>shelled pistachios
>they have no shell
I lost two girlfriends before I realised what a boning knife was actually for.
>cooking board
>it's actually about pre-prepared food
>boneless wings
>actually bonefewer
Well done
>hot sauce
>it's actually room-temp warm
>cheese grater
>it literally grates the cheese
>leave food out to unthaw
>actually thaws
sounds like you think about cumming in a gay man more than you should
>chopsticks
>no chopping involved whatsoever
>wooden skewer
>it doesn't skew anything just pierces things