I just had 4 shots of Tito's Vodka in the past 10 minutes. It hasn't taken affect so I just had another. I weight like 230 pounds.
How long will it take until it sets in? Or should I drink more because of my weight?
10 Veeky Forumsbux to anyone who answers this question
Ethan Wilson
You sound like a rookie drinker so just wait. You don't have to chug it. Pace yourself.
Hudson Adams
20-30 minutes Smoke a cigarette to shave half the time off
Parker Garcia
You'll be there soon enough. Don't have any more for now.
Mason Lee
fat ass
David Foster
>affect
You're already drunk OP. There isn't really a secret to doing alcohol correctly; everyone has their tolerance, but it's a universal truth that the more you drink, the drunker you'll get. Also, buy cheaper shit if you're just going to shoot it.
Carter Collins
im fucking out of cigarellos
im still literally fine i dont understand why its not hitting me i need to act cool and drunk in front of my friends. help. ill do whatever you want i trust you Veeky Forums
Justin Morales
You've had 5 shots and you're clearly inexperienced. It's gonna happen now, all you have to do is wait. Your gonna be drink for a couple hours at least.
Kayden Parker
>ill do whatever you want i trust you Veeky Forums
We already told you: drink more. Just make sure you know how to walk home on instinct.
Jaxson Clark
Definitely drink more OP, chug the bottle and your friends will know how cool and drunk you are!
Colton Clark
why are you being gay this is the only good shitposting board either be series or go all out retarded
Elijah Allen
serious
Jonathan Watson
I have those nights where I cant seem to get drunk but i'm an alcoholic and its usually after i've eaten a big meal. then an hour later it all hits me at once and I can't speak right just chill out and stop drinking until you feel it
Luis Williams
Is this literally our first time drinking??? (At +200 pounds?!?!)
Ian Williams
4 shots in 10 minutes, and then you took another? How are you still alive? I'd be wasted off that.
Carson Harris
Depends on the temperature of the vodka you drank. Your system cannot process the alcohol until it reaches your body temp. If the vodka was cold, it'll take longer to hit you
Bentley Richardson
If your stomach is empty, 10-30 minutes. If you ate a good meal, 45-70 minutes. Works with alcohol, drugs and medication taken orally.
>i need to act cool and drunk in front of my friends. Oh boy. No need to drink to act like a retard, you clearly have a natural talent for it. >ill do whatever you want i trust you Veeky Forums You're drunk. Or really an idiot, don't trust anything on Veeky Forums. Also drink bleach it'll make you drunk faster and totally not kill you I swear.
Aiden Harris
This. OP, don’t trust 4chin. I came here from Reddit two years ago and woo wee I have seen some shit. And NEVER go on /b/, lol. That’s like asking the FBI to show up at your doorstep XD
Daniel Sullivan
Put a funnel in your ass and butt chug the rest
Ryder Kelly
Please stop shilling for Tito's.
Also, I drank a fifth of vodka last week, AMA.
Jonathan Nguyen
... you dont boof straight liquor. Alcohol goes down the hatch, hand sanitizer soaked kleenex goes in through the out door.
Dylan Allen
>last reply 7 hours ago holy shit... did OP die?
Nicholas Perez
Kys faggot
Andrew Powell
Vodka is something you use to make girls drunk. It tastes of nothing. No self respecting man would actually drink that stuff.
fat tissue is much less effective at absorbing alcohol than your regular body mass. Don't remember the factor, but it's definitely less than muscle tissue. The real important factor is a) how quickly your body gets rid of the alcohol and b) how used your brain is to alcohol. Some people's body just can't get rid of alcohol quickly so they get drunk quickly. Some drunkards can have tons of alcohol in their system but not feel it because they are so used to it.
Easton Wright
>IM AN ASSHOLE BLAH BALH BLAH
Water is also mostly wet, and the sky should be up.
Juan Kelly
Wet is a descriptor for something with waster on it. Water isn't wet
Blake Ortiz
You wouldn't fucking dare say that to somebody's face in real life, unless you were looking to get kicked to death by a half-dozen slavs in tracksuits
Henry Diaz
I’m alive It didn’t really hit me but I ended up staying up until 10 am and I woke up at 4 (2 hours ago)