Why don't people eat raindeer at christmas?

why don't people eat raindeer at christmas?
they're infinitely more festive than turkeys

They're hard to shoot down

I kill like three of these things every year with my truck

what do they taste like?

When I was a kid, my friend's dad was killed by one of these things. He hit one and it went through the windshield.

I don't eat turkey on Christmas either.

FPBP

it doesn't add up
it would be 3000% more expensive unless it's reindeer sausage with vegetable solids and other animal products.
the feed to protein conversion is laughable.

Only spürdös eat reindeers

Who eats turkey at Christmas? We all just had it on Thanksgiving. Beef tenderloin is the way to go

Slow down crazy Lapplander.

>stronger flavor than poultry or pork
>hard to source outside of northern europe
>muh traditional christmas ham/turkey/goose
>muh rudolph and santa claus

>his family isn't Italian

we have ham

As someone from the country, most people don't realize how dangerous deer can be on the road. If you hit one, you're lucky to get away without your car totaled.
>Stronger flavour
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

only 30% of that is edible

it's glorious meat. like a lean earthier beef. similar to moose

>lol hard at your response
they just really need to check their privilege and stay off the road

we do ham as well. and prime rib usually

no joke it is real shit. I live in AK and moose are like tanks on stilts waiting to rip the top of your car off on the highway- including your upper body

we do usually

Caribou mfer

>be on bus
>winter
>herd of caribou all over
>hear clunk clunk clunk
>literally running over 50+ caribou in 10 minutes

Good times

what kind of Mad Max-esque bus were you on that can tank 50 or more big fucking deer and still function?

Yea nah cunt. Everyone knows Christmas = sausage sizzle.

An imaginary one.

No. Its a normal coach bus. These things dont fuckin do anything

That's not a reindeer.

He looks delicious

Because i didn't get any deer this season

No you need to check your privilege and stay off the earth

Similar thing happened to my Grandma.

hahahahaha! fucking a. thank you.

But we do. Or, well, usually it's moose hunted by gramps, but if we didn't have that we might resort to reindeer meat from the local store.

it's not an issue of slowing down, moose are dumb as shit, they'll literally jump out RIGHT in front of you and if you're going the speed limit (65 MPH) you won't be able to stop in time

Reindeers are better than people

that depends a lot on the chef.