What'cha want on your weiner, buddy?

What'cha want on your weiner, buddy?

a girl sucking it

kraut, ketchup, and cheese

anything but ketchup

Chili
Sharp cheddar cheese
Mustard

Relish and yellow mustard, not that brown frog shit

ketchup

Yellow mustard, with onion, please.

Sriracha, cheese, and salt.
But hotdogs do make really fine spoons for chili, you know?

>kraut
>mustard
>mayo
>relish (green, corn, or a bit of both)
>onions
>cheese (depending on how fat im feeling)

Do Americans really eat this

a hot mulatto woman

not really a topping but having some orange drink to wash it down is mandatory. not talking about orange soda or orange juice, it has to be orange DRINK.

'''''''Pork'''''''? Fuck yeah dude. You get over the poisonous chemicals and by-products and rumors of pig organs and bone in the meat, but once you put it on a bun and cover the bitch in some tasty sauces and toppings it just turns into a whole new world of flavor that brings almost every kid in this world back to their childhood juuuuuuuuuuust a little bit every time.

lol, mean to say country, not world

relish and roasted onions

Caramelized onions if ya got them, otherwise sauerkraut mustard and ketchup.

Foreskin

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For me the key to a great hotdog isn’t in the topping big in the dog itself: a quality dog cooked loooonnngggg and looooowwww is key.

After that I’m open to a lot, although ketchup, lettuce, and tomatoes just don’t work for me (before you say ‘who would put lettuce on a hotdog??’ travel to Asia or Latin America). Simply but good would be just fried onions and ballpark/yellow mustard.

Mustard and kraut or chiraq style pls. And it better not be a Jew dog or not be in natural sheep intestine casing.

plain, please

All beef dogs are kosher, no? No problem with those.

Gross dude. A hot dog is meant to have pork and a natural intestine casing.

It depends i think. The jews have a very specific way of killing animals that apparently is more humane.

tomato, avocado and mayo

burnt with 2 tbsp of mustard on it please

That bitch from work who wants my diq

if u read this post your gay lol

People will wait for something good.

horseradish and saurkraut, or kimchi

Get rid of the weiner and fill the bun with mustard

This.

Ketchup on the bun, and a big squiggle of mustard on the top of the dog. But, that's only for a campfire dog.
If you just steamed or boiled that weiner, I'll have a Chicago dog, or a Seattle dog, or a Chili-Cheese Coney, or just relish and mustard.

It's called shechita and it's not more humane than modern methods, but way back in history it was pretty quick and clean relatively. It's basically cutting the throat in one slice with a specific knife that is extremely sharp.

>Kimchi on hot dog
Mah unadulterated nigressario.

>see cams of PrincessLeia
>one is anal and her ass is hairy as fuck
>can't stop thinking about her hairy ass
>tfw ywn bury your weiner in her hairy shitpipe

Microwave it with American cheese slices on top

Lol. Futurama is great senpai

I used to put sweet baked beans on my hot dogs when I was younger. Still sounds good to me now.

Mustard, onions and hot peppers. And make it snappy, I don't have all day.

Is there porn of Carrie Fisher? I know she was a huge coke slut who would give you the full princess experience back in the 70s if you had enough blow. I bet she did have a hairy pussy and asshole too

for me it's fried baloney with american cheese on white bread

Chicago style. Drag it thru the garden, chief.

damn straight

Grated cheese, fried onion and English mustard.
Everyone else is a pleb

This right here you fucking faggots is the apex of hot dog evolution.

NY and Coney get an honorable mention. Everything else is shit.

You get the rope if you touch that fucking ketchup bottle.

>putting so many toppings you can't even taste the dog

Melted velveeta cheese sauce and bacon.

>ketchup

>Sausage made out of tongues,assholes, snouts and fat
>taste

>using shitty walmart tier hotdogs
I really hope you don't do this

jalapenos I understand but zucchini?

get the FUCK out my barbecue nigga

Elaborate, now.

Those are some bitch ass volumes of topping

>pigs asshole on a sugary bun

definitely not ketchup, i will decorate this delicacy with artificial green goo like adults

Mustard, sauerkraut, and onions.

The relish always reminds me of a toxic waste spill.

cunny

Mmmm

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