"Things you can say to your sous chef but not your gf"

Hot behind.

hah

>that beaver looks a bit sloppy, you might want to grab a towel and tidy it up before it goes out to the customer

You want to fuck around.

So surreal, senpai. It's okay though. You can say sorry to her. She forgave you years ago.

>this clam smells off

>that is a rational, well thought-out opinion

...

How is that /pol/?

Is that enough oil?

>ya know, sucking my dick makes you a little gay, Roger

Women/soiboi detected

I banged the waitress last night, turns out she is a he.

Stay in the fucking kitchen

Is she your sous chef faggot

smokem peace pipe

virgin detected

I'm going to shove those tweezers straight up your ass if you drop that shit again.

come

And?

stunted growth detected

premarital sex is degenerate
t.patrician

It is your job to make everyone out there Happy.

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.

>virgin basement dwelling pollacks are this triggered and set in their ways
You guys really need to get laid, oh wait -- you can't.

Heh.

Premarital sex is degenerate.

>wanting to marry a woman
> finding out you guys hate having sex with each other
> divorcing and paying child support
c u c k

Women of such low moral character should be chastised and humiliated in front of the village folk.

Why even bother replying to the Xtian LARPers?

>village folk
>implying middle ages

What if you marry a woman who uses you like a sperm dispenser to make babies and refuses to have sex otherwise because she thinks its degenerate?
It's fun to troll the trolls

>Throw that away and start over. It looks like shit, don't sacrifice speed for quality. Haste makes waste.

alternatively

>Don't give the customers anything extra, this isn't a fucking soup kitchen. Side of ranch? $5

you can say that to both idiot

I have never had sex with a woman and not liked it, it's reasonable to assume this trend would extend to virgins

I would rather have stayed a virgin until marriage, sex is overrated.
>You guys really need to get laid
Jokes on you, my bf forced me into coitus this very morning

>doesn't understand the game

That depends on whether they're a repressed gay or not.

>Jokes on you, my bf forced me into coitus this very morning
What a surprise, a /pol/ faggot who is anti-women's rights.

*slow clap*

jej

Stopping you right there pal, I'm no faggot, 100% straight. And who said I was against women's rights? I have the same rights any male has, if not more so please stop the disinfo

t. womyn

"Hey faggot let's go smoke a blunt in the walk in before rush"

Getting your dick filleted and pushed inside-out doesn't make you a woman

You've never seen my gf's ass.

I was born with 2 X chromosomes you dip. Trannies are degenerate and IRL Baphomet cosplays

Certainly not. Some women like a man who can make executive decisions and isn't a limp wristed fuccboi

inb4 klinefelter syndrome

Bet you can't cook for shit

>had to google that sh*t
Man,you have issues. I'm female.half-true

>XX male MRA
now I've seen literally everything

speak English, burger

Your rack is looking a bit bony
Too fatty
Leave the bone in

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s...suck my dick

>institute for family studies funding
nice source there supercunt

I swear to fucking god if you burn one more pan of bacon you will be scrubbing pots and cleaning drains for the next month. How fucking hard is it to set a timer and listen for it?

Heh

It's a known fact that married couples who had the least amount of sexual partners have more stable, durable weddings.
What are you implying?

Make sure that's not dirty, Sanchez.

What do you think about the new guy?