Americans will attack this

da fuck is a scarf?
that's something you wear around your neck on a snow day

No I won't, they are fookin great. Great hangover food too, which makes sense since all you do on your rainy little shit island is drink and bitch about Americans.

fuck guys dump more english breakfasts so i can beat off to them

dem fry ups

dat high pressure sauce on the right

Any 'murrican male who says he wouldn't give his left nut for that breakfast is lying.

i'm actually familiar with this phenomenon. i've always said scoff, as has my sister, but apparently scarf is very common as well.
basically needs to calm the fuck down

I'll pass on the baked beans but the rest seems fine.

Nah that looks good. I'd pass on the beans though, why do Brits like beans with everything?

...

>Additional burger.
Black pudding is fucking phenomenal.

I honestly don't know. I'm a brit that actually dislikes baked beans and I get looks of horror when I hold out my hand and say "no beans please"

Rich, strong flavour, oaty and slightly spicy. It's like next level sausage

why is there an asphalt disc on that breakfast plate

stands for Houses of Parliament, kinda similar to bbq sauce I guess

>baked beans
>for breakfast
gross, baked beans are a lunch or dinner food
rest looks good though

This. The rest is great.

You underestimate the power of soy.

It's fuck all like bbq sauce

It isn't like our baked beans. They are good and you slop them all over one of your pieces of toast.

I know, but I didn't know what else to liken it to

Are you retarded or something?

Nah I love it

...

Alternatively, save time and effort by just eating a block of lard.

It's a milder, anglicised form of Indian tamarind chutney.

Those yolks better be runny OP. I will beat you with a lead pipe if I don't have some yolks for dipping the sausage and bacon in.

That fucking parsley

With my face hole. No fork. No knife. Just face plant and suck it down like a 2 dollar whore being paid 10.

Looks good to me.

Everything but those cheap ass tinned beans. Other than that, fantastic. I just never was a fan of tinned beans. Make them yourself and bake em and I'm all for it.

nah man, full english breakfast is best breakfast

id attack it in the sense id inhale it. it always looked amazing to me. in fact id get double eggs too.

WOW im so fucking jealous we dont have this kind of thing in the US. i also wish yorkshire pudding was a thing here

Yeah with a fork and knife that looks fucking delicious

I'd hazard a guess that this was cooked by a a yank

>the size of that sausage
>the non-back bacon
>paprika or some shit on the egg
>beans look like they could well be molasses based (i.e. american style) rather than heinz tomato beans
>size of the black pudding slices also atypical in the UK

>tfw want to try a full English without the beans and tomatoes
Does it still count or am I a dirty heretic?

>Does it still count

no.

>9925110
I will attack this with my fucking mouth nibba

fuck

Of course they will it's full of oil

...

I'm american, I would attack the shit out of that

Lose the tomato and mushroom and I'd eat it

Made in Canada with imported British baked beans

Haha

...

I came, thx.

that brown sauce looks a little too lovecraftian for my taste

>imported british baked beans

Wew, you really fucked up on that decision.

Americunt here, ive never had a full english brekkie but it looks pretty damn good

Those eggs are fucking sexy.

looks great. why do you have to bait or be confrontational? are there no good threads for you to be constructive or supportive on?

needs a bigger plate/10

Why give up a nut when I could just save up some money for a U.K. vacation? Seems more reasonable.

youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

>parsley
Not the absolute state of those uncooked sausages

>complaining about scoff vs scarf when scarf users are obvious trolls
You just take too much for granite in this doggy dog world.

jesus christ the backwards cartwheels of faux-logic in the political section fucking astound me

every part of that plate contributed to my fucking food boner, thank you

Chances are you do and just haven't looked. Any decent English pub that opens for Sunday Brunch will have a Full English.

This is acceptable if you can't stop to eat until after the work day or you're going up a mountain.

i fuggin laffed

Quick Guys! I think all the Brits have left this thread. Let's post American Breakfasts before they get back.

Unless that's a tiny plate, that's way too much to eat for breakfast even by my burger standards

My only issue with this is the fact that egg whites are present, which is just a personal preference thing.

or if you work manual labour and just need as much fuel as possible

who the fuck has steak for breakfast? im jelly

>paprika or some shit
Really embarrassing yourself here

is there supposed to be something wrong with this
looks pretty great

kek'd

White pudding is superior in every way.

English Breakfast is good shit.
t. burger

You're fucking right I'd attack that.

With fork and knife in hand.

>eggs visibly overcooked
>bacon is streaky instead of back
ratios look acceptable though

It is but haggis is superior to both.

i'm with you on overcooked eggs but there is absolutely n o t h i n g wrong with streaky bacon. back bacon a shit m8

Well that toast is too small and I don't know what those burnt round things are, I'd also have the beans separated so my other foods don't get all soggy from its sauce

As an American I am sad no diners here serve all this shit

>those burnt round things
Congealed blood formed into patties and fried in fat.

Beans more of a lunch thing here. Everything else is about america tier. Cant see americans denying that for bfast outside beans.

>2018
>Not mixing sriracha sauce with your ketchup in the bottle to have the ultimate condiment.

>baked beans in a fry up

I prefer Mexican inspired breakfasts,

>scrambled eggs with onion, mushrooms, jalapenos and bell peppers
>refried black beans
>avacodo
>homemade creme freah
>cilantro
>maybe a little pico if I'm feeling it
>wrap it up in a burrito
>hot sauce

That is what I'm about, I don't want to eat three different kinds of processed pig in one meal.

Nice breakfast there Britfriends.

Might I suggest you try some proper Southern Breakfast next time?

No shit. Americans attack everything.

Lucky its a joke.

America doesn't have breakfasts, it has deserts with bacon.

>Congealed blood formed into patties

No.

epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/black-pudding-51145600

You're mistaking America as a whole for anywhere, for yankee states.

>deserts
‘tard