Is there anything better than cooking breakfast for your GF?

Is there anything better than cooking breakfast for your GF?

having your gf cook breakfast for you

That depends on a lot of factors

nah, so long as she eats it, and it actually tastes good and doesn't slow your body down for the next day and a week. unless you can afford that luxury. then, yeah. yep, you got a good argument there faggot. gotta admit.

Jesus fucking Christ, you let your girlfriend eat like that? She must be a whale.

having your vegan gf cook you a steak because she loves you even more than cute animals

I sometimes cook for my pretend gf.

>The type of trash to not drink out of the can, but to pour it in a paper cup

>You're the one drinking the zero cal drink and not your girl

>Fucking chocolate sauce on your toaster strudel.

What's that black shit and what's it on top of? Marmite or something? Drinking soda in the morning is disgusting, have a coffee like a normal person.

She’s 5’11 lean 180

Looks like toaster strudel with chocolate topping

>eating alone
>making 2 plates so you can pretend that you have a girlfriend when in reality you re going to eat both of them
you re sad dude

I am 6' 6" 210... even from up here, you got a big bitch.

Yes, cooking your gf for breakfast.

Breakfast for 2. For 1. With extra carbonated autism.

When you get home from a business trip and your gf made dinner so that it was hot and ready right when you walked in the door, but you only eat a couple bites before she drags you to the bedroom and 'forgets' about condoms

xD

numaleism is only going to become worse, isn't it?

Monster energy. You are either living in a halfway house or white trash.

There’s no lean 180 at 5’11”. I’m 6’3” and 180. My gf is 6’ with big ol’ tibbies and weighs 150.

How new can you possibly be

disgusting

>mah man feed me gud
>belches

Literally how I pictured this hambeast

Not drinking energy drinks for breakfast.

Cooking a GOOD breakfast for your gf

Having a gf to cook for

>180
>lean

Kek the absolute state of burger tards

I'm 6 feet tall and weigh 170

cooking your gf for breakfast?

>Poptart covered in what I assume is nutella
>That pathetic display of bacon
>Awful, american-style overcooked scrambled eggs
>Coffee in a paper fucking cup
>A pound of sugar in energy drink form
>That tablecloth
>That fork handle pattern
>Crappy yellowed lighting from the kitchen, with awful linoleum pattern from the 70s
How's the trailer park doing, Cleetus?

Not him, but my trailer pipes froze last night and I'm in no mood for this shit, so fuck off! Thx, global warming!

Yeah, not wasting my time with some 3dpd roastie

How are those sour grapes, incel?

>he thinks I've been rejected
>he thinks I've ever cared enough to even try to ask a girl out

cooking breakfast for your wife, having your wife cook you breakfast, cooking breakfast with your wife

that looks so fucking bad

Run the heat faggot

yes ,fucking your gf and make you watch fagget

>tfw bf buys you the wrong sip

Garuntee you she cheated on you when you where gone and chose to "Forget the condom" because the other guys condom broke.

kill yourself

>She’s 5’11 lean 180
>She
Don't lie to us, you got one of them GF (male), but fuck even for a tranny that is kinda hefty.

Fucking disgusting, if I was your girlfriend I'll teach you how to cook properly and do it together.

He ain't got no girl, notice how his plate is half eaten, while "hers" is untouched? Too fat to even control himself to take the photo first, and too poor to actually open those cans.

Having your vegan gf suck your dick and say: "this sausage is an exception"

It's gotten to the point where I refuse to let her even try to cook.

She's terrible at it and I'd rather not waste the food.
That being said, it pisses her off, because I'm apparently making her "fat."

>Girlfriend is not a morning person
>I am
>By the time she gets ready to leave for work I already have breakfast ready on the table

Feels good man.

That's significantly more than me, and I'm a guy. She's curvy at a minimum.

>Is there anything better than cooking breakfast for your GF?
Cooking an edible breakfast for your girlfriend.