>Where are we going for dinner, user?
post the menu of a suitable local place
>Where are we going for dinner, user?
post the menu of a suitable local place
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whats up with these shitty /b/ tier threads
guanabanas.com
Great local south Florida food.
I'm gonna dump your ugly bitch ass and browse /tv/, for i am enlightend by the cunny.
I recommend the lamb sausage and ploughman’s appetizer.
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>going to a place that has menus
>pub
>america
ha
As good as that place is, I’d love to taste the real deal
>Never in the history of the planet has anyone from the UK moved to the US and opened a pub like they had back home
you'd be lucky to get a bag of peanuts at my local
'real pub food' here isnt great
you'll have to go to gastro pubs
We're already here, retard
it's not nice to say that to a girl
Look around, retard. Where'd you think we were, the fucking moon?
Who is this semen demon?
>O-oh sorry, I didn't mean to get in between you and whomever you're speaking to. M-my apologies.
Then I'd go back home and lament my pathetic existence as per usual.
Not a lot of choices around here, but this place is a good mix of nice bar and decent food. There are multiple menus, and it would be best suited for a playful girl.
brokenchimney.com
Items like hummus and other fingerfoods allow some casual fun and intimacy. If you feel like dining more romantically, they serve cheese and vegetable platters. If you're dating a tomboy, you can have a couple great sandwiches or apps with a modest selection of beer at the bar.
Don't leave a lover satiated, you want them to be hungry for more. Better sex than if one of you is stuffed.
Better than 'What is your favorite McD breakfast item?' threads.
Too old
>literal fetish fuel: the cartoon
How did france get away with this?
I have no idea. Shit is wonkers, and debuted on American TV first. There's often MULTIPLE fetishes covered per episode, not to mention the entirety of the series covers three spies who might as well be 'magical girls'.
I'm surprised Japan hasn't latched onto it.
This looks like it'd be good
Gonna go get some sambos and hots, 2 statesmen and a mtn dew boooiiiiiiiii
>the "everything" toppings are all the toppings except relish
why tho
Because relish is garbage
Depends what kind of relish, dill or mustard relish would be okay but sweet relish is gross.
pulled from yelp
>comic sans
perfectly describes the area
How do you get a girl like this, be rich and charming?
Have a tinder and basic grooming/social skills.
All the 9/10s live too far away, and tinder is a fucking minefield in my area. Maybe Atlanta is just a godless shithole.
Yes it is.
On a lighter notes check these guys out.......
bambinellispizza.com
There would be an issue with location. Most of America is set up for cars so there would be no waddling out onto a cobblestone street after a good session with the mates, just drunk driving. That is, unless you live in a walkable area that would just attract hipsters that would ruin the atmosphere or worse, excuse my /pol/, niggers.
She's a model and not a NASA scientist?
WHAT A FUCKING PHONEY
SHE'S A BIG PHONEY!
what's with all these models wearing NASA shirts now? I feel like I see that a lot now
Be black, rich and charming
have u been 2 space
Maybe cuz it's ironic that NASA engineers are smart and models are so dumb they don't remember how to do basic algebra cuz they don't know what the letters mean
Its fashion to wear things with nasa stickers on it, usually on bomber jackets.
I don't know why, and neither do the girls, they just follow the trend.
>Not telling her you are an asstronaut here to explore Uranus
lmao @ this jealous roastie
You do know that most people live in cities, right, and we only rely on cars so much for commuting to work?
Every bar isn't stretched 50 miles apart from one another. I don't even live close to downtown in a town of 200,000 and there's 5 bars within two blocks of my apartment.
Yea, yea. It was reaaaaaaly expensive.
I also have something really expensive in my bedroom. Lets go check it out.
>Jaden Smith is hitting this
Fuck this planet
We arent talking about roastie bars, we are talking about english style pubs.
From my home town Ontario California. They had pictures of space shuttles and astronauts on the walls. Chili cheese fries were goat.
Made the bitches wet.
She doesn't look above average tho if you minus the wealth.
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Comic sans is the easiest font to read for dyslexic people ad gets frequent play in restaurants as a result.
It's true. so you fedora meme doesn't apply.
>SoundsLikeBullshitButIBelieveIt.png
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It's more /r9k/ tier. Those fat losers discovered this board and took their pathetic "tfw no gf" culture with them.
lmao @ this jealous roastie
>not feeling happy for /our guy/
>sour grapes
Hey gurl, you down for some chitlin's? Cause I feel like eatin' yo ass.
store7.geomerx.com
Few years out of date.
*bends over*
*removes pantaloons*
BLORPLORPLORPLOPR SPLAT LOPRLOPR SQUISHHHHHHH
THERE'S YOUR FUCKING DINNER ROASTIE!!!!
Monday to Sunday Dinner
House Charcuterie for two to share 10
…
First
Winter Salad of Trinity Garden Vegetables
Soused Cornish Mackerel, White Gazpacho, Grapes, Tarragon
Big Eye Tuna, Cornish Crab Salad, Apple and Smoked Almond Milk
Tartare of Angus Beef, Pickled Mushrooms, Smoked Bone Marrow, Daurenki Caviar (5 Supp)
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Second
Crispy Pigs Trotters, Sauce Gribiche and Crackling
Warm Salad of Chestnuts, Jerusalem Artichokes and Truffle
Smoked Eel Pissaladiere, Red Wine, Garlic and Olive
Ravioli of Shellfish, Langoustine Soup, Porthilly Oyster
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Third
Crisp Pork Jowl, Hazelnuts, Capers and Brown Butter
Balmoral Venison, Pumpkin, Salt Baked Quince
Roast Sea Bass, Bouillabaise, Rouille and Piperade
Dover Sole Baked in Dashi Butter, White Beetroot, Caviar
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Fourth
Salt Caramel Custard Tart, Salt Caramel Ice Cream
Mont Blanc
Rum Baba, Madagascan Vanilla Cream, Semi Dried Grapes
Hot Chocolate Choux Pastry Tartlet, Pear, Olive Oil Ice Cream
A Plate of European Cheeses
We make seven whole Tatin’s per day, if you would like to reserve one please let us know when confirming your reservation
A Whole Tarte Tatin for two to share, Prune and Armagnac Ice Cream
Three Courses £55
Four Courses £68
bohemianbrewery.com
Place is comfy as fuark.
Falafel or gyro?
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they broke up like over a year ago if not more
I TOOK THAT BITCH TO IN-N-OUT
You sound like a little bitch. My sister is basically one of these girls and she likes the most milk toast motherfuckers.
thats not comic sans
>milk toast
milquetoast
>no longer about to tell whether posts like this are ironic or not
>ywn fuck her in the bum
She an Instagram whore so if you have the money you probably can.
>ywn call her mommy while sucking on her breasts
Veeky Forums, not Veeky Forums. Try to keep it food-related.
I feel like there should be some etiquette involved here. Like trying to impersonate a member of the armed forces is frowned upon or makes people downright hostile. I think it's disrespectful to impersonate someone from NASA. Maybe that's just me. But her jacket grinds my gears.
You're telling me there's no dark skinned honeys out there for you?
stolen rocket valor.
they did fake the moon landings though,
Stolen valor is actually a federal crime now.
If you pretend to be in the military or a veteran and having never served, you can get party vanned
What if she's a space cadet?
You are still allowed to tuck your wiener, put on lipstick and prance around like your sister though.
I just don't like humans anymore. Fuck you guys.
there's no doubt her boyfriend is. low-iq Scientology kang or something.
I didn't know there were such pretty NASA engineers!
I love Greek food.
The space station's cafeteria since you like to pretend you're in NASA so much
why don't you pick a place you stupid fucking bitch cunt. Shit like this is why I hate women. you make me pick the place and then you're probably going to fucking bitch and whine about it and blame me for the fact that you're a dumb cunt who doesn't know what she wants to eat. You're just like my mother but with smaller tits
>wait wait let me look to the side while you take another pic of me so it looks like I don't even care I'm having my picture taken
I'd like to throw her into a literal volcano
the virgin robot
the chad cu/ck/
>the salty roasty
I don't tuck, I let it all hang out under my skirt for everyone to see uwu
crab legs