>breaks off a piece of dark chocolate
>"it's chocolate but good for your health haha"
>pours a glass of wine for dinner
>"doctors recommend a glass a day"
yeah, I know; everyone knows. you don't have to fucking say these things every time you eat chocolate or drink wine, you fucks.
>dad puts way too much hot sauce on everything
>sweats profusely and makes a show out of it
>"muh endorphins haha!"
Get fucked
It sounds like you need to get out of your mother's house and actually talk to someone who isn't in the early stages of dementia for once.
do we have the same fucking dad?
he also deliberately wanted to order disgusting shit in a chinese restaurant once just to be "muh eg-sotic heheh", which annoyed me so bad that I just left.
you don't have to fucking make these shitty treads every time you feel like you need to share your cringe tier autism with everyone.
ok :(
Upset that he didnt get you Wendy's tendies and a milkshake? Grow the fuck up and eat something new
>A glass of red wine is good for your heart!
*Drinks a bottle of fruity pink dessert wine in under an hour*
>Dark chocolate is low cal and full of antioxidants!
*Eats a king size dark chocolate Milky Way *
>Avacado is a superfood!
*Eats 3 cups of guacamole with an entire bag of chips*
My experience has been more that people say these things to justify to themselves eating/drinking way too much of it.
>the eternal anglo assumes everyone is a merifat, too
>the meat eating pig assumes i'd dare to eat disgusting bird carrion
ok meat anglo
Dumb frog poster.
freg
Can you be any more of a pretentious twat
>mom drains my sister of blood and replaces it with new blood
>"Keeps the demons out!"
No shit mom.
this is a food board, please no discussion about your sisters period thanks
this.
Mocking people for being adventurous is retarded.
???
I'm Asian my man. What the fuck are you talking about
this desu baka
>period
Amerilard education.
>your dad will die one day
>you wont be able to stop thinking about moments like this
>"why did I always try to make him feel bad? why I couldn't I just deal with it or laugh it off?"
I know this from experience.
nobody even recommends drinking wine, its fakenews
the recommendation is IF YOU ALREADY DRINK 2 ALCOHOLIC DRINKS OR MORE PER DAY
you should drink wine instead of what ever else you are drinking because if you are poisoning your body you might as well get some nutrition out of it
no alcohol at all is the best choice, there are no doctors that say you should take up drinking if you dont already drink daily
fuck, I think you have a point. Thanks user
t. guy who doesn't live in italy
His dad will be glad to die to get away from him. Same as yours was, you fucking spoilt little cunt.
>frogposts
>contains sugar
>"YEAH, IS SOOO HEALTHY, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER AFTER EATING THIS"
also
>believing in the magic pill meme