The pinnacle of American cuisine

>How are you suppose to eat this?
I think the correct way is to lift up the bun, cut or fold in half, and make a double stack and then replace the bun and consume like a reasonable sandwich from there.

Any way you want. it's called freedom, eurocuck.

Iowa, Indiana, and Illinois are cultural wastelands.

Hoosier here. Ask me anything.

have you been to the Indy 500

Yall ever been to the brickyard 400?

Yes. I went there when I was a little kid with my dad. We were outside the front gate and there were so many smokers around us and it was so hot that I couldn't breathe and ended up fainting.

Yes. Get ready for some mad retroactive confirmation, but when I was a little kid I had a dream that my dad and I were sitting on some bleachers. We had picnic baskets with us and my dad turned his head and looked at me and asked "What?". Later that day instead of going to school he took me on a surprise trip to the brickyard. On the way we stopped at Marsh to get some lunch boxes. We were sitting in the stands when I suddenly remembered my dream. My dad must've noticed me thinking about something because he looked me dead in the eyes and just asked "What?"

what's a vertical bite
i don't think they get the opportunity often

Is that a milanesa? Typical dish here in Argentina, usually accompanied by fries and fried eggs, usually eaten as a sandwich (not with burger buns though). A marvel to take one out of the fridge from the day before for a breakfast.

Do you use your precognition abilities for good or evil?

Are all Americans psychic?

fuck germany for ruining a perfectly fine breaded schnitzel with sauce

you either put sauce on the schnitzel OR you bread it, no discussion

>implying op doesn't look delicious

Yeah, we get the psi powers from all the neuromods they put in the food.

Ich wette, dass wir Schnitzelbrötchen in Deutschland schon weitaus länger haben als die verblödeten Amerikaner...

puny tbqh

What a little sandwich, hahah!
It's cute; real cute, germanbro.

du amerikanischer hund

Dogs are only offensive to Muslims; has immigration changed you culture so much?

With an insipid demeanor and pig-headed indifference to the bun/pork size disparity. A hoagie roll or split french bread would make much more sense, but Indianers go with a regular bun because trailer parks and durrrrrrrr.

>phalic shaped objects are easier to shove in your mouth
Only for fags like you.

What do you put on your tenderloin? I like lettuce, onion, mayo, and jalapenos.

Schnitzelweckle sind aber nix neues.

Neither is breaded tenderloins, it got back to motherland after being invented in the states.

I thought a "Sloppy Joe" was the pinnacle of American cuisine

because making burgers is so hard

that looks like diarrhea on bread. Absolutely revolting.

I'd eat the fuck out of that desu

eeeeeewwwwwwww

do americans really eat this?

>the pinnacle of American cuisine

I would say fried chicken, but even that is scottish.

>I'd eat the fuck out of that desu

>mayo on a sloppy joe
wtf

That's sour cream.

>not steak and eggs
>not eggs benedict

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>Veeky Forums will never know the glory of the real Indy 500 pork tenderloin