Hey guys! Winter is past it’s peak, but I figured now would be a good time to finally share my special hot coco recipe!

Hey guys! Winter is past it’s peak, but I figured now would be a good time to finally share my special hot coco recipe!
Get comfy, cause it’s time for some winter delight.

So first up, you need a mug!
I’m using carnage here, because what better place to keep your coco than the head of a psychopath?
[spoiler] it’s also the largest mug I own [/spoiler]
Then, you need a single packet of hot coco powder. I like this kind, because it has tiny marshmallows inside of it.

>Winter is past it’s peak,
Not on East coast US it isn't

Then what

>Winter is past it’s peak
But the official first day of winter was only like 2 weeks ago?
But I'm down for a comfy thread.

Took me a while to get the comf ready, but it looks like I'm not too late.

I’m glad you asked!
So here’s our mug right now, but it’s a little underwhelming.

So let’s take this to the next level.

Could you slow down pls

Woah there tiger, that's a lot of powder.

Just 2 to 3 spoonfuls should be enough.
Nothing can stop this now.

Question spoonfuls of what

that spoonfull is fucking heaping mate, you put in 3 your gonna end with more poweder than drink.

>winter is past its peak
nigga its fimvulwinter. WE ICE AGE NAO

Now it’s time for the liquid phase! You could just use milk, but why bother when you can use eggnog!
Canned hot coco powder, as opposed to the packet stuff.

Fill it up halfway with eggnog. Don’t want to get too rich, now do we?

How fucking fat are you?

And fill the rest with milk!

where'd you get that sweet mug? i want a venom mug

Why u bring the milk out if you do not use, sad to be the milk Oh?:(

Pls slow down some of us try to follow

Pls speed up, some of us hate waiting.

Make sure to stir it so that thick layer of powder gets all kicked up!
Good question! It’s the only good item I ever got out of loot crate in the short time I tried it out. Everything else was complete garbage I threw out, but the carnage mug was pretty sweet.

Now, throw it in the microwave for 1 minute. After that minute is up, stir thouroughly.

Then add your marshmallows!

And, of course, 2 handfuls of mini chocolate chips.

Congrats! You've produced a cup of disgusting slop.

Throw it back in the microwave for another minute, to soften the marshmallows and chocolate chips.

What about instead two mini handfuls of regular chocolate chips? I don't want to go back to the store

But we’re not done yet.
If you’ve got any mini marshmallows, bows the time to let loose with them!

>that finger
enough sugar for ya there, tubby?

Hold the phone, you ALREADY had marshmallows.

We're making chocolatey memories

Annnnnd drizzle it with chocolate syrup.
That should work just fine user.

I haven’t got any whipped cream, so unfortunately I can’t garnish it properly.
Now, add whipped cream and another handfull of chocochips as sprinkles! Garnish with 2 sticks of pocky.

All done!
Look how happy carnage is!
I hope you all have a lovely new year, even those of you on the east coast who are currently being eaten by the snow god.

When do we add the country POTATO

Oh god I’m gonna puke
The joke wasn’t worth it

>I’m gonna puke
finally!! here come's the good pics.

>making instant cocoa with anything but water
its like you want to be a fat fuck all your life

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