Bacon finally finishes cooking

>bacon finally finishes cooking
>forget to take the bacon out of the pan when dumping the grease into the trash
2 FUCKING HOURS WASTED GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

>2 hours to cook bacon?

Wow this is some advanced shitposting

>taking 2 hours to cook bacon
>throwing your bacon fat out
Literally what

>not knowing Veeky Forumss tightest new meme
Back to plebbit it is

>pretending to be retarded
>new

OP here, fuck you guys. Everybody does dumb shit like this sometimes.

did you heat your pan with a bic

OP here, just sucked off 2 tramps. Everybody does dumb shit like this sometimes..

Try cooking it in the oven right on the rack (put a paper towel on the bottom rack). This makes the bacon marry your mouthfeel.

>this makes the bacon marry your moutfeel
?

really activates my umami

>still eating bacon

It's hilarious because it's random and nonsensical xD

>I cook bacon unironically

sandnigger detected

Sandtriggered. I bet you still add siracha to your bacon

why do americans like to eat burnt glass shards of bacon that might as well be strips of carbon?

Why didn't you just grab the bacon out the trash, rinse it off, dry it in a paper towel then just throw it in a pan to kill the germs? You some kinda queer?

That title.
Those dubs.

>washing it
>cooking it again to kill germs
fucking pansy

Really it's more to heat the bacon up but I dont want the soyboy to have any excuse not to get his protein.

>bake carrot cake
>forgot it was in the oven and it overcooks 3 minutes more
2 WEEKS OF WORK AND 1K BUCKS FOR FUCKING NOTHING

> Set water to heat in microwave for 1 minute
> It evaporates
My whole year wasted already

>I eat bacon unironically

That isnt a thing.

>I eat