Asked retard roommate

>asked retard roommate
to grab me tartar sauce for my fish while he was at the store
>comes home with fucking cream of tartar

How do people like this exist?

>not saying thank you bro and using it

youre the fool here, shit friend 0/10 would not befriend

>using tartar sauce

Put some in a bowl and mix it with water. Boom. Tartar sauce.

...

you know how hard it is to find that shit at any store?

thank your pal of a roomie for bothering you get you that, make some snickerdoodles

Mayo+Sweet_relish=tartar_sauce

What third world shithole do you live in that it is hard to find cream of tartar?

>Ask mommy to buy me light mayo
>Buys Miracle Whip Light

>Ask mommy to buy me whipped cream
>Buys me Cool Whip

You guys will never know my daily pains.

canada :(

I still have no idea wtf those whips are.

but cool whip is actually unironically better if you're not making whipped cream fresh

Someone post it. You know the one.

If you want it done right, do it yourself you fucking frog.

Shut up and enjoy your potassium

>not just making tartare sauce yourself

How do people like this exist?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

cream of tardtard

>stories that didn't happen

trippydubs :)

>object in thumbnail appears in neither videos
every time

>Ask mom for chicken fingers
>mom buys chicken dinos.

Fucking why.

Cut your nails faggot

>them wrinkles
>literally the hands of a 65 yo alzheimer's patient
>How do people like this exist?
He probably suffers from age related dementia like you.

You clearly didn't have enough gbp's saved up or this wouldn't have happened.

>racist mario
>no actual tits nor is he racist
Fuck this clickbaiting, glad i have kikeblock

You're a fucking retard if you can't find tartar sauce in any grocery store you walk into in Canada.

you can make a simple remoulade and take your sauce to the next level breh