*opens liquor cabinet*

>*opens liquor cabinet*
>Pick your poison.

Which do you go for, Veeky Forums?

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The nearest exit

rye bourbon on the rocks

If I want to get fancy, I might make a godfather (bourbon, amaretto, and ice)

Redpop.

There's no escaping the situation

Get that kiddy shit outta here.

We're talkin' Faygo: A man's drink.

i make a line for the international aisle and buy jaritos, you dumb juggalo piece of shit

peach

To be fair; those boxes will burn up very quickly and then the exit is free.

More like Faggo.

Moonmist.

>freeze moonmist in to ice cubes
>put moonmist ice cubes in blender with midori, blanco tequila, liquid moonmist, cough syrup, and cilantro.
>blend
>put in pimp chalice
>garnish with watermelon jolly rancher

>>freeze moonmist in to ice cubes
>>put moonmist ice cubes in blender with midori, blanco tequila, liquid moonmist, cough syrup, and cilantro.
>>blend
>>put in pimp chalice
>>garnish with watermelon jolly rancher
now THAT'S the way the cookie crumbles

Wow. That's so original, user. How did you ever think up such a zinger?

I looked at you.

I don't think Ive even had Faygo before. Is it just imitation of name brand soda?

its a cheap name brand

Regional namebrand. Based out of Michigan US, they're mostly popular/known in that general area. Well, there's also global juggaloes that have a hardon for it.

The club soda

>No Rock n Rye
>No Gold
>No grapefruit
Shit tier selection.

>no Cotton Candy flavor to rot my teeth out
why even BOTHER

Where the fuck is the cream soda?

Gold is in the pic, you blind fuck.

fans of red pop are basically the equivalent of the star of david on jews in nazi germany, it allows us to know who to gas first.

Faygo is decent cheap pop and nothing more

>no Cotton Candy flavor

this is the most popular Faygo flavor last time I checked

>We're talkin' Faygo: A man's drink.

wew lad

This man has decent taste

I've only had the chance to try redpop faygo from a gas station during a vegas trip, is it really that great?

to be fair, the oxygen will deplete quick as fuck too.

Christ, this reminds me of the time I was stuck in Ohio for like 6 hours.

>no cream soda
you've fucked up, lad

>Candy Apple

>faygo
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