What's so bad about Applebee's?

What's so bad about Applebee's?

Normie food for normie people, and mocking it allows people to artificially inflate their sense of self-worth by joining in on groupthink/mocking things outside their accepted peergroup.

There is literally nothing wrong with Applebees if you want to drink domestic beer and eat chips and have an average burger

It's pretty shitty food. I had some chicken parm there and I remember the chicken being stringy and dry and the marinara being absolutely nothing special. It's really just the fast food of sit-down restaurants.

it's not great food but come on, we're on a board that loves the mcchicken. Applebee's is OK.

>we're on a board that loves the mcchicken
No we aren't, we're on a board that loves saying the mcchicken. Nothing necessitates preference in this.

Food is alright but can be hit and miss, but most people just go for the drinks and appetizers.

It's ok.

Order up!

I can get the same quality food elsewhere
with better service

I know someone who helped open an Applebee's back in the early 90s, he told me that quite a few restaurants were built with reused kitchen equipment. True story.

It's food. As long as you have the right expectations then it is what it is. Just don't go in thinking you are getting some gourmet shit.

It's a mix of too-expensive-fast-food and too-shitty-restaurant
Worst of both worlds

I got some chicken there on a business trip. It was all homogeneous, like if the chicken was broken down into a paste and pumped into a chicken breast shaped mold.

You say it like it's a bad thing

I equate sex with cooking.
I dont always want to cook/fuck because its more effort and cleanup, even though its better than jacking off/eating at a restaurant.
Eating at applebees is like jacking off to porn that isn't your particular fetish/interest in a quick session.

Is there a secretly awesome item on the menu they just don't promote? What is the Meximelt of Applebees?

even Satan doesn't like it there

>Expensive bar
>All that visual noise bullshit all over the walls, fuck off
>their food is sub drivethrough shit

That style of sitdown restaurant should and will die.

They just have a really shitty and tryhard menu.
"Do you serve any.. food?"
"Nah just this shit"
"Thanks Tequanda. Ill have the quesadilla hamburger with the celery, sweet potato fries"

Its not as good as Denny's

if you order off the menu I will climb through the expo window and break you

>What's so bad about Applebee's?

It exists, it's not the worst food but the atmosphere and food quality is so bland it's not worth going out of your way for. Say away from the steaks and most of the stuff is fine.

>expensive bar

No kidding. No you don't have all day happy hour, you just have overpriced drinks

This is correct. It's the restaurant version of hating Creed or Nickelback to show you're no low or middle class pleb

Creed is fine but Aventus is definitely full pleb. The only Creed stuff I'll wear is the winter frags

over priced but painfully average food

>What's so bad about Applebee's?

Atmosphere makes me feel horrible
Always a bunch of families there with kids running a muck
Bar filled with old worn out single moms
Meat is done one of two ways, well done of charcol
Food tastes on par with something you can heat up at home from walmart
Drinks feel like I have more water and mixer than booze
Service is slow for what you get

How do you NOT hate normies if this shit is their emblem?

It's better than ihop.

My grandma begged me to take her last week for the all you can eat riblets, which I'd have to say is the only thing worth a damn on the whole menu since its all you can eat and they aren't the worst thing there.

As for the rest of the menu, terrible bland crap. And expensive too, one of the most prime examples of the kind of "casual dining" sit down style restaurants that are quickly on the way out once the boomers die off. Hell there were only like 4 tables there, all old fucks and some dumb roasties at the bar. Hostess seats us literally right next to some old couple, when the whole restaurant was empty (another reason why these types of places are ass) it was like when youre the only one at a huge row of urinals and some guy comes in and uses the one right next to you and stares at your dick. I made sure to go into their restroom and left a turd hammock

They're just humans trying to get by. Same as me, same as you. Hate is rarely as productive as empathy and compassion for making our lives better.

pretty much this, everyone on Veeky Forums thinks they are all professional chefs that make food like this and pretend they know what they're talking about. Applebee's is essentially the Mcdonald's of sit down restaurants but you get what you pay for.

Applebees is way overpriced considering all the food is premade frozen crap and a lot of it is even microwaved. The sooner shitty places like Applebees die off the better.

Mcchicken is unironically good. Eat my shit covered dick

Agreed, it's a $1 fucking sandwich nobody is expecting it to be gourmet. But Veeky Forums will argue over literally anything, yes that includes something as stupid as fucking food.

Is there a such thing as good american restaurant?

>Same as me, same as you
>normalfags are the same as autists

are you retarded

Nice try, Applebees.

>But Veeky Forums will argue over literally anything, yes that includes something as stupid as fucking food

you say that like its a bad thing

You are on the wrong website. Most of you are.

they're less different than autists think

>ordering tendies at a sit down restaurant

who the fuck does this?

I hadn't eaten at one in a while and I'm stuck in the burbs right now so my sister and I went for lunch. Everything was either very bland or very salty.
All in all it just didn't feel like it was worth the price and the wait.

It’s alright and the waitresses are always fairly easy to pick up.

>2 for $22
applebee's just can't keep up with the competition

What the fuck does that even mean? Second hand appliances? Why is that bad?

One time a waitress bent over to pick up a menu, and i slid inside of her apple shaped butt and gave her 6 generations worth of welfare pups.