Eating my mom’s favorite candy while she’s sleeping...

Eating my mom’s favorite candy while she’s sleeping. she’s buys herself a few bags for her work week i’m eating them all now

Positively devilish, user

those look good.
are they like yogurt covered gummies?

thanks

yes

What an asshole. I hope you're gonna buy her more

its a fat person thing
they're basically literal pigs

If.thata mountain brand I used to make them. And the pretzels. We could eat as much as we wanted but couldn't take any home.

Dude the Mexican girls are all fucking 17-23year olds and hit as fuck. All the Filipinos are drunk and can't speak English. The owner is a good Christian man. He made me Warehouse supervisor on my first day because I'm from the deep south and white, but me and my cousin to celebrate our fortune decided to get whiskey drunk and smoke meth and we didn't show up for...Again. we just stopped coming.

Southerns are hard workers, and we take pride in that, but we're also Irish so we make bad decisions. Hope you enjoy the raisins. I took pride in making them.

Really? Are you eating mommies food, little user? You must be so proud of yourself.

Why don't you leave Veeky Forums now and clean your room like a good little boy.

nope


ok

bump

Good to know my naughty fellow

>bumping this retarded thread
Why?

whats the candy called? i want someeeeeeeeee

Why not?

i hope you have children one day and i hope they're little shits like you

...

it's the dubs checker

why

because that is justice!

Fuck this old hag, enjoy your candy OP.

really

>not slitting your mom’s throat while she is sleeping and roasting her labia and tits then consume her old flesh
Step it up

The pubic hair was a nice touch

Ooo

good thread

>he doesn't eat mommy's pussy while she sleeps

i do

Bump

wrong thread amigo

Based

thanks

This underaged cancer.

My wife is trying to help me lose weight but I hide marshmellows and oreos in a plastic bag and put it in the toilet tank. She often asks me if I'm having problems with my shit but little does she know I stuff my face in secret.

I like this thead a lot, good job OP
not being sarcastic

food in the bathroom uuhhg

thanks

And you realize you're a pathetic waste of space while this happens, yes?

i hope you fucking die while eating on the shitter

that’s not nice

are you...kissing cousins?

Sure you do. The League was a shit show by the way.

The South in a nutshell. I'm so glad I've moved out of Tennessee.

dude

Bump

I like those

for a second there i thought the thumbnail was a bag of soybeans baahahahah

dooood

Hi Pat

do americans really eat "candy" all day at work?

ya

hi

hi

hi

I enjoy the league too

really

ya

sup

how are you

i'm aight; you?

Let this be a lesson to all you would be and prospective parents.

Your candy stash will never be safe from your kids.

Used to do this shit all the time with my moms candy and her ciggs.
She got mostly pussed when i wouldn't return her mini bic though.

Post her hairy axe wound

Also check em.

good

wow

what

Implying yogurt us something a fat person would eat.

damn

I am currently taking a shit while posting this. Thanks for taking your time reading my post

why