Eating my mom’s favorite candy while she’s sleeping. she’s buys herself a few bags for her work week i’m eating them all now
Eating my mom’s favorite candy while she’s sleeping...
Positively devilish, user
those look good.
are they like yogurt covered gummies?
thanks
yes
What an asshole. I hope you're gonna buy her more
its a fat person thing
they're basically literal pigs
If.thata mountain brand I used to make them. And the pretzels. We could eat as much as we wanted but couldn't take any home.
Dude the Mexican girls are all fucking 17-23year olds and hit as fuck. All the Filipinos are drunk and can't speak English. The owner is a good Christian man. He made me Warehouse supervisor on my first day because I'm from the deep south and white, but me and my cousin to celebrate our fortune decided to get whiskey drunk and smoke meth and we didn't show up for...Again. we just stopped coming.
Southerns are hard workers, and we take pride in that, but we're also Irish so we make bad decisions. Hope you enjoy the raisins. I took pride in making them.
Really? Are you eating mommies food, little user? You must be so proud of yourself.
Why don't you leave Veeky Forums now and clean your room like a good little boy.
nope
ok
bump
Good to know my naughty fellow
>bumping this retarded thread
Why?
whats the candy called? i want someeeeeeeeee
Why not?
i hope you have children one day and i hope they're little shits like you
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it's the dubs checker
why
because that is justice!
Fuck this old hag, enjoy your candy OP.
really
>not slitting your mom’s throat while she is sleeping and roasting her labia and tits then consume her old flesh
Step it up
The pubic hair was a nice touch
Ooo
good thread
>he doesn't eat mommy's pussy while she sleeps
i do
Bump
wrong thread amigo
Based
thanks
This underaged cancer.
My wife is trying to help me lose weight but I hide marshmellows and oreos in a plastic bag and put it in the toilet tank. She often asks me if I'm having problems with my shit but little does she know I stuff my face in secret.
I like this thead a lot, good job OP
not being sarcastic
food in the bathroom uuhhg
thanks
And you realize you're a pathetic waste of space while this happens, yes?
i hope you fucking die while eating on the shitter
that’s not nice
are you...kissing cousins?
Sure you do. The League was a shit show by the way.
The South in a nutshell. I'm so glad I've moved out of Tennessee.
dude
Bump
I like those
for a second there i thought the thumbnail was a bag of soybeans baahahahah
dooood
Hi Pat
do americans really eat "candy" all day at work?
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I enjoy the league too
really
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sup
how are you
i'm aight; you?
Let this be a lesson to all you would be and prospective parents.
Your candy stash will never be safe from your kids.
Used to do this shit all the time with my moms candy and her ciggs.
She got mostly pussed when i wouldn't return her mini bic though.
Post her hairy axe wound
Also check em.
good
wow
what
Implying yogurt us something a fat person would eat.
damn
I am currently taking a shit while posting this. Thanks for taking your time reading my post
why