Hello friends, I am objectively the best type of apple

Hello friends, I am objectively the best type of apple

agreed

>OP doesn't show these disgusting red pieces of shit that look like teeth for once

Granny Smith is the best apple and the best granny.

Shit apple for shit people.

>He calls sour jerries """""granny smiths"""""

The new SweeTango is probably peak apple. Any tastier and it would be a pear.

green apples are only beaten by red delicious apples for the title of shittiest apple.

What up faggots, I am objectively the worst type of apple.

Good for both eating and cooking

These taste like wax and depression honestly

red """"""""""""""""""""""delicious""""""""""""""""""""""

you give me stomach ache and me teeth hurt

愚かな外国人私は最高のリンゴです!

LE SO FUNI BAD APPLE MEME XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WHAT IF I MAKE AN EDIT OF IT WHERE EVRYTIME THERE'S AN APPAL I ADD ROBBIE ROTTEN SHREK AND FRED FLINTSTONE HAHAHAHA GRANDDAD XDDD
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Brain damage?

WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT? ROFLAMOOOOOOOOOOO
BAD APPLE MEME IS THE BEST YOUTUBE MEME XDDDD THIS EPIC Veeky Forums THREAD IS ABOUT LE EPIC BAD APPLE MEME XD
YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG XDDDDDDD

holy fuck, a talking apple!

good taste

...

gay and only good with chocolate
tastes like a bee shat in my mouth, terrible
the best

Ahem...

Macintosh is clearly the best Apple.

yes
this is such a beta-repellent apple

wa la

Not a problem

Nah, mitsus

Pink Ladies.

Grannies are better for use as an ingredient though.

>These taste like wax and depression honestly
because they're covered in an edible wax to stay shiny most of the time retard, stop buying store processed apples

i bet he tastes fucking great no homo

God I love these apples

These and galas desu

Honeycrisp or fucking kys you apple plebs

Granny smiths are too acidic, they sting my mouth. Royal gala is better

Winner.

thats not a Macintosh

Are there any pure tomatoes left? My grandpa said that back in the day you could cut one and smell its freshenss halfway across the street

Oh fuck, I haven't had a toffee apple since I was a kid and now I have a massive craving for them.

I've never had one.

>American can't eat fruit unless it's encased in sugar

Kek

They're not that hard to make at home if you don't have anywhere to get them where you live. No one should live a life not knowing what biting into pure heaven feels like!

Oh, it's easy to get them, it's just that the idea never appealed to me and I have a disgusting tendency towards sweet things. I just find it... gimmicky. I like the combination of flavours but I'd rather have it in a pie/crumble/cobbler... basically anything other than a whole caramel covered apple on a stick.

what an obscure reference