*blocks your path*

fucking why

Thats Europe or something. the wiener can says "mehr".

that's maryland

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Maryland

My home state. Why?

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I am sad he never used the Oregano

I win

Germany. Germans are disgusting people.

>implying I wouldn't pay extra for this

y tho

>takes a glass
>upset stomach
>braaaap all night no sleep
>ho leaves me
>diarrhea in the morning

Milk never again white boi

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What the fuck
Please tell me this is from a satirical tv show

as an american i am offended she didn't even put any bacon on it

Yes. It's German, iirc, but yes.
Obsession at it's finest.

My mom always makes this for me for birthday. It's a very popular dish here in Minnesota. Don't knock out til you try it...

You just know he has Aardvark sauce in his fridge.

>implying this isn't a food win

>Food Gore
Did I just wander into a subreddit?

It's over two months old

t. reddit

what does that look like when it's cooked?

What makes you think she would cook it?

>Think it would be fun to give back and make some cooking webms for Veeky Forums.
>My house is disgusting and I'm a terrible chef
I guess I could make them """ironically""" and post them here?

Nigger you could be the next masao

I don't think I'm bad or disgusting enough that they'd be used as jokes. I'm just slightly below average

Sure you do. .. and you're not some Austrian trying to put this blame on the u.s.

Yep, that’s Delaware. Not much happens there

Because she turns the oven on at the end.

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Looks like Pepe ejaculating

Do Americans really do this?

Stop

Lay off the memes, kid. They're destroying your brain.

Americans are literally and genetically incapable of producing attractive borders. They either make giant rectangles or disgusting crooked abominations like the one posted above.

good borders dont exis-

The fuckers who unironically dab greese of pepperoni

I think I'm gonna be sick

Completely horrific. Looks like the daily bowl of shite-flavoured sugarlard an American would down for breakfast.

she's making a food castle to protect her precious genes.

>southern border is literally a river
how can you be mad at the borders g-d gave us?

Lurk more

Back to the cuck shed with you

I'm on a fast, just exceeded the 24hr mark, and thank god for these threads because that just killed any hunger I might have had
>on a fast, on Veeky Forums

You too?

This has to be fake.
Im Murican and i cant even.

I've been blown by worse.

Fucking kek

Fuck me i just saw it

I discovered how fat people manage to stay fat today.

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wheres her penis

oh shit I thought this was something else how do I delete this? please don't ban me

sauce?

I don't know sorry. I found it in a redhead thread on /b/. it might still be up

would impregnate

>she will never sit on your face
why live?

wouldnt call that food gore, just normal stoner bullshit

>How would you like your casserole sire?
>Just fuck my shit up

sauce?

>Americans are literally and genetically incapable of producing attractive borders.

Disgusting

Anschluss between Texas and Oklohoma when

That part of the border is defined by a river, ya dingus

Do not ever, EVER, compare us to the absolute garbage that is Delaware

>you know what this shitty pizza needs?
>it needs some fucking CHAWKLIT

Goddamn this is why Obamacare should only be allowed for people who consume less than 4k calories per day

>He things the swooping curves and slick wedge shape of Georgia is ugly
Wew, what country are you from?

Georgia t h i c c

>obviously german
>American

Where are you from pal? Eastern shore or west?

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Looks pretty tasty

The thought of the bacterial flora seeping into the bird and proliferating is making me cringe.
I'm not squeamish about rare steaks, strong cheeses/dairy, or acidophilic drinks, but this is fucking disgusting. Bitch gonna get herself sick.

user wtf

you know damn well

I can't help this I'm sorry but

GOD DAMMIT THIS FUCKING FAGGOT I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THIS IS SATIRE IT'S A BAD FUCKING JOKE WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SOYBOY KEKS HIMSELF LIKE THIS AND ACTS LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG

Oh fuck, I thought that was bread from the thumbnail and I just thought, oh that's normal.

This is way worse.

what a pozhole

Redd River dindu nuffin

>tfw utah

That person is German

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>shitty hotdogs and junk food must be american!!
>puresleben in the corner of the entire video

something about the way she handled that lemons got me bothered

Don't worry user, she'll never handle your lemons.

include me in the reddit screencap

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