>I never drink anything sweet because it's for children >I never drink any beers that use old-world hops because it's not in fashion here >all whisky must be served neat, even johnny walker red in a grimy dive bar, because that's how ralphie does it >I don't drink cocktails that aren't familiar to me because it might not be something I'm used to >I don't drink cocktails at all because it's gay >I never drink white wine because it's for women >just give me "the usual" >this bar sucks because it doesn't have "the usual"
Why is being a one-drink manchild considered socially acceptable? You people are literally the "hamplanet who gags at the sight of a vegetable" of alcohol
Julian Scott
Why autists like you complain about other autistic childmen preferences? Who cares.
Henry Peterson
t. one drink manchild
Parker Morales
kill yourself, pacifist.
Charles Bell
>just give me "the usual"
Literally nobody ever says this when ordering something. OP is fucking retarded.
Christopher Reed
>Your self-conscious style of drinking is childish and effeminate >My self-conscious style of drinking is mature and masculine What happens when I drink what I like, when I like, and with no meaningful thought put into how it makes me look to others, OP
Joseph Garcia
Sexually insecure guys that think they will turn gay if anyone sees them drinking anything but budweiser.
Ethan Flores
>I genuinely only enjoy pizza and hamburgers because I am not pretentious
Gabriel Bennett
What a colorful interpretation of that post If this were 9th grade English you would get an A+ for really understanding what the author MEANT while writing
Grayson Harris
9th grade is a bit old to be that stupid.
Jack Gutierrez
Budweiser is gay tho
Gabriel Harris
I went on a cruise recently, fuck people that refuse to drink anything but beer annoy the shit out of me
Like some cunt gives me a funny look for drinking some fruity bullshit thing with an umbrella while he pounds his hundredth VB of the week. Like hey asshole, I know you're fucking sick of beer because I am too. The difference is that im not so fucking insecure that I'm afraid of being seen with a 'girls' drink
Im quite incredibly drunk so I'm not sure if this post made sense or not
Adam Hughes
You are not drunk. You drink perfume and candy. You are full of a gay rainbow. Might as well take a popper and start stuffing your holes.
Robert Collins
well yeah VB is one of the few drinks that you absolutely have to drink all night, as it makes everything else after taste like abbo jizz
Jaxon Baker
what a homo
Colton Ortiz
>drink 4% alcohol piss water
>insult people for drinking a 25% alcohol drink
Lucas Campbell
you realize whiskY and whiskEY are different? ffs this board has too many forty year old boomer women
Juan Nguyen
>>I never drink white wine because it's for women
Lol. Come get drunk on some dry as fuck Swiss chasselas with some mates in a carnotzet with some old alcoholic ass wine maker. And end up beating each other up after 2 bottles each because it makes you angry. Forget about sleeping too.
Joseph Taylor
Because this is Veeky Forums and the tougher, less fun, or more pretentious you are gets you hipster douchebag cred.
Kayden Barnes
I only drink vodka alone at home because I'm an alcoholic.
Luke Reyes
>budweiser >mans drink American detected. Pussy.
Landon Baker
Yeah, they're different spellings, depending on where you come from, dumb fucking bong.
Oliver Murphy
Don't talk shit about the best worst beer
Chase Stewart
have you ever met a 9th grader
Evan Torres
You mean Fat Tire?
Oliver Bennett
>>all whisky must be served neat, even johnny walker red in a grimy dive bar, because that's how ralphie does it that's 18 yo me unironically
sadly
Jordan Campbell
n-no never
Easton Hernandez
I think he meant Rockdale Classic
Parker Jenkins
that’s 18 year old everyone unfortunately many flyovers never grow out of it
Ryder Turner
cocktails are fun. I always enjoyed learning what mixed with what at my cocktail bar back home.
Hunter Lopez
Ralfy doesn't drink his whiskey neat.
Robert Reed
look nancy if you drink cocktails that's your problem
Evan Reyes
my name is stephon
Ryder Rogers
I've said it and my dad has said it. You'd have to go somewhere other than McDonald's for them to care about what you normally get.
Josiah Bell
I like White Russians, Moscow mules, and rum+cola I don't really know what else, I'm not picky about beer, haven't met a beer that I didn't like Recommend me some more drinks
Aaron Diaz
>mfw everything he said is of the absolute truthfulness and should not be discussed
Christian Baker
sex on the beach cosmo slippery nipple
David Long
it's not actually socially acceptable though
Ian Lopez
>I know you're fucking sick of beer because I am too. That's not how it works.
Joshua Richardson
For at least half of Veeky Forums being a semiliterate racist inbred is “socially acceptable”