Guys, it's a hot and sunny day in London and I'm in the University of London campus area...

Guys, it's a hot and sunny day in London and I'm in the University of London campus area. To see all these buildings and common university grounds and know that in a few weeks shitloads of normies will have the best times of their lives while I'm an ugly loser who had no friends in university is demoralising.

Background:
>aged 26
>no friends or social life since 18
>no female attention ever
>went through university with zero social experiences
>became the loner nobody talks to within two days of my current job
>never been to pub, club, or party
>missed out on all the 16 - 22 formative social experiences that people look back on fondly (teen crushes, school prom, school dances, university fresher's week, any sort of relationships at all)
>know that women all have 5000 tinder matches and think the average male is ugly

Should've gone to Imperial lol, that quite accurately describes the average student.

I didn't go to any of these universities or imperial.

I remember walking past the imperial physics department and seeing a pack of nerds and I was sad that that wasn't me.

I went to the university nearest my home and lived at home for university.

Veeky Forums - Literature

It doesn't say /r9k/

Which uni did you go to, what did you study, where are you from in the UK?

STAY THERE FAGGOT
I'M COMING

These posts always make me uncomfortable for some reason.

Get off the internet and stop filling your head with shit. Realise that life isn't a competition and that comparing yourself to others solves absolutely nothing and serves only as a depressant.

write a manifesto then kys, dipshit
now you can't kys in an ordinary way or no one will read your manifesto
how about you partially hang yourself in a public place with a sign declaring "unbearably lonely" - your demand is everyone else experiencing crushing loneliness must gather and speak to each other before witnessing your death

or you could try posting on Twitter

>user has finally found the fucking London frog poster
>hfw

More like "wilfully lonely" ... which kinda kills the entire message, so he'd be better off with a solid "Wenger out".

He won't post it in /r9k/ because they're smart enough to ignore him.

Become a trans.

IF you're that Notting hill guy, you are the biggest fucking coward. My sister lives there with her Stacey friends and is telling me heaps about it. If you can't socialise with the people there or muster up courage to even go try...Legit consider suicide before you post another faggot thread about this again

I don't live there, I just went to the carnival. Why is it so special?

>he'd be better off with a solid "Wenger out"
And right on top of it.

Why not be a chap and sell him your Stacey sister.
He is pakistani too so you get bonus points for proving you aren't a racist.

How is this related to literature?

Do you think crying on Veeky Forums is going to do jack shit?

Are you addicted to moping?

Cry to a therapist, not to a bunch of other shit heads you god damned idiot

I'm not Pakistani

He's an Asian dude (brown Asian) who studied some shit subjects and now works in the civil service near Vauxhall.

Yes you are. Indian, Pakistania, Bangladeshi, it's all the same shit on the same street.

find him lads

Gorillas in the mist

OP here. I went near Shoreditch and was demoralised by all the Staceys gearing up for the great Chad hunt.

I decided to go home, another day of my youth gone.

>OP here. I went near Shoreditch and was demoralised by all the Staceys gearing up for the great Chad hunt.
>I decided to go home, another day of my youth gone.
I like to pretend that you are real, instead of an autistic shitposter. In my dream you are slowly making your way in the world, until one day you find happiness in your life.

THEN YOU CAN STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS THREAD AND SHITTING UP LIT.

God bless user.

You're basically just a less entertaining version of Eliot Rodger.
At least he was for real and actually lived the life. You're just a larping faggot who terrorizes Veeky Forums with /r9k/ threads for no discernible reason.

>imagine being so dumb that in a totally irrelevant arena you try to live out a character that has already been fully actualized

So why don't you go on a Stacey hunt instead of shitposting?

Yea nah, my sister hates ethnics mate. plus there's no way I'm telling her to hook up her friend with some friendly Indian pictures and co cunt. They'll think I'm playin silly buggers.

I have zero friends so I can't go to any social events or anything like that. And if I did go I would quickly be noticed as a non normie. I became the ugly loser loner beta within a few days at work.

And women have 5000 matches on tinder these days and on these nights out they are chad magnets. The only possible way any non Chad gets a gf is by being an uber normie who meets girls through friend groups.

I'm at home now. Hopefully I can read the rest of great expectations tonight for that pseud cred. But it's so boring it might still send me to sleep

>>imagine being so dumb that in a totally irrelevant arena you try to live out a character that has already been fully actualized
Hmm, this thread may be salvageable. OK Veeky Forums, name me some books where that is the plot/theme/part of a character. The one that comes to mind is pic related. Not sure if it's accurate as I never finished it.

if i still lived in london i'd probably hang out with you desu

I wonder why life is so easy for other people. It just seems to happen to them with zero effort. Suffered the same fate and have been diagnosed with autism recently.

>I have zero friends
The number is unlikely to grow when you waste your life here.

>I wonder why life is so easy for other people
could have something to do with the lack of autism

>I wonder why life is so easy for other people.
They don't sabotage themselves as much.

OP some of us here sympathize with you and relate somewhat to your predicament. But we've offered suggestions and you sperg out and retreat to your self-pity safebox.

How would you like us to react to these threads?

Just tell us that and we'll give you exactly the response you're looking for.

Seek help. Talk to a therapist.

If you're brown why don't you join a local/uni (even if you're no longer attending, you're still phd age and most clubs let outsiders in anyway) hindu group (temple? congregation?). A lot of Indians I know do this just to make friends and meet girls, but it's obviously not gonna be 'normie'. It's probably also a environment more your speed, as opposed to trying to meet people in a club or whatever.

Stop trying to engage OP he's a creepy bastard.

If you notice he has a pattern. He makes this thread and then he won't respond to anything other than correcting factual details. Just imagine some indian faggot watching all of you write replies like he's some puppet master.