Are there any books where tennis and drug addiction are the primary focal points of the plot?

What an asshole. Jesus Christ, do you have any idea how much of an asshole you are? Asshole.

Maybe you can treat us to one. I'd read it.

The NA book you refer to is called the NA Basic Text

Bugs! *the car hits a speed bump, flies for a moment* Easy on- *front of the car dips, plummets into the soft turf and plows through a prize winning produce plot* The carrots!!

>primary focal point
this is redundant; you should probably spend less time shitposting and more time learning how to communicate in your native tongue.

by the by, it would be nice if you stopped trying to force this "meme"

all memes are forced

Infinite Zest.

Bugs... easy on the lemons

but this is a crappy one. If you're going to force one, force a clever one.

This is a stupid meme thread that wasn't even funny in the first place

When you wake up you'll have a surprise lol

it's just one guy posting it over and over; probably the same guy who makes the 10 trillion daily bait threads with attractive women as the OP pic which are followed by the inevitable 'jezebels!' reply

Here's how it's done.

>Coyote v. Acme

>Opening statement of Mr. Harold Schoff, attorney for Mr. Coyote: My client, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hereby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and retail distributor of assorted merchandise, incorporated in Delaware and doing business in every state, district, and territory. Mr. Coyote seeks compensation for personal injuries, loss of business, and mental suffering caused as a direct result of the actions and/or gross negligence of said company, under Title 15 of the United States code, Chapter 47, section 2072, subsection (a) relating to product liability.

>Mr. Coyote states that on eighty-five separate occasions he has purchased of the Acme Company (hereinafter, "Defendent"), through that company's mail-order department, certain products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labelling. Sales slips made out to Mr. Coyote as proof of purchase are at present in the possession of the Court, marked Exhibit A. Such injuries sustained by Mr. Coyote have temporarily restricted his ability to make a living in his profession of predator. Mr. Coyote is self-employed and thus not eligible for Workmen's Compensation.

>Mr. Coyote states that on December 13th he received of Defendent via parcel post one Acme Rocket Sled. The intention of Mr. Coyote was to use the Rocket sled to aid him in pursuit of his prey. Upon receipt of the Rocket Sled Mr. Coyote removed it from its wooden shipping crate and, sighting his prey in the distance, activated the ignition. As Mr. Coyote gripped the handlebars, the Rocket Sled accelerated with such sudden and precipitate force as to stretch Mr. Coyote's forelimbs to a length of fifty feet. Subsequently, the rest of Mr. Coyote's body shot forward with a violent jolt, causing severe strain to his back and neck and placing him unexpectedly astride the Rocket Sled. Disappearing over the horizon at such speeds as to leave a diminishing jet trail along its path, the Rocket Sled soon brought Mr. Coyote abreast of his prey. At that moment the animal he was pursuing veered sharply to the right. Mr. Coyote vigorously attempted to follow this maneuver but was unable to, due to poorly designed steering on the Rocket Sled and a faulty or nonexistant braking system. Shortly thereafter, the unchecked progress of the Rocket Sled brought it and Mr. Coyote into collision with the side of a mesa.

>Paragraph one of the Report of Attending Physician (Exhibit B), prepared by Dr. Ernest Grosscup, M.D., D.O., details the multiple fractures, contusions, and tissue damage suffered by Mr. Coyote as a result of this collision. Repair of the injuries required a full bandage around the head (excluding the ears), a neck brace, and full or partial casts on all four legs.

Etc.

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