Al/ck/ alcoholics

This isn’t physically possible

Nice hope you get some in the near future dude. Who knows you might get more than a few kisses, might even go intimate.

They are not the prettiest, but they felt good nontheless. I still got my eyes on one that is a petite cutie though.

Hope you get better soon. I'll drink to that.

>tfw no alchie girlfriend

thank god

After 15 years of drinking every day, I am one month sober today.

You're not kidding.

>iranian immigrant fatties

I doubt I'll say "fuck life"! But I understand your reasoning..

I'll do my best! And I can definitely see the aspergers thing! I have/had (unclear at this moment honestly) a friend with more than mild aspergers and I can see the alcohol doing a "good" deed in some cases.

Hm..! Was there a point where you felt it was like, a decision being made? Or getting into a habit of drinking more than just being a stupid drinker?

>the withdrawls never go away, never stop or taper it's just useless. sorry guys but nobody is going to make it, we're all addicts for life. I'm on day 14 and it's no better than day 2.
Fuckin' lightweight.

Is definitely date an al/ck/ gril. Damaged girls need cuddles. And are invariably supreme in bed.

Hey I just wanna say that y'all can go fuck yourself they're all pieces of new usernames and bulshit so you all go hang yourself if you have a name you fucking fux you are the worst fart of c k.

You fuck youself as well no one likes these threads and were all lonely go duck tuour self,

Welp, looks like we’re done for guys n’ girls, this redneck who can barely type doesn’t like us.

Your a shit and were all waiting to die and it's just about her ficl go round cicflr fuck

...

throw them in a swimming pool
takes a crane to get them out but they'll be pretty clean i guess

Fuck you im,going to the oysters thread

>Hm..! Was there a point where you felt it was like, a decision being made? Or getting into a habit of drinking more than just being a stupid drinker?

I don't know. It was always a decision being made technically. At first, I was fully aware I was an alcoholic, but I didn't give a shit. So I really didn't care if I made the wrong choice, and it was honestly fun.

Later, probably the last 5 years of it, or so, it wasn't funny at all, and I always regretted whenever I got drunk. It wasn't even fun, just a pain in the ass. I also felt like I didn't have a choice in it either, I'd just get the urge to drink and there wasn't any way to say no, I just had to do it. I quit eventually, but I still have nightmares one of those urges will hit me and I won't be able to say no. Hasn't happened, probably won't. I've basically done all the footwork and examined myself and understood the causes of my alcoholism.

is anyone going on omegle? I don't want to talk to r9k

Can I download it on phone?

the only time i did that was when i went to rehab for 28 days
and i got drunk the day i left so i guess i never actually did a month

My man

you will take 30 mins to respond so dont you dare do it on phone

I was charged with a felony and am out on bond, won't be drinking for at least the next year or so.

nobody has used a name up to this point
and it's your problem if someone does and you even notice it
i don't and i don't care if i do

whatdja do
i've never done crimes but i might be homeless soon so i think i've got my fair share in the future

ok

Phoneposting too I’m afraid

Is captcha being a total pain for anyone else tonight btw?

uh huh, sure you won't.

Does anyone still use the irc channel that was created?

have to take breathalyzers 2-3 times a day or go back to jail.

so? you'll find a way around it.

nah, not worth it

it's my wake up call to get my shit together.

I hate nightclubs. No place for an al/ck/.

I do too. Largely because when I try to dance I look like a frozen saveloy being electrocuted.

Nigga drink some water and go to bed.

Never heard of it. Is it actual IRC or a discord?

Jokes on you user im,always in bed

More like smoke,smoke weed
And poor another pledaa

I can't dance at all. I like music but I think I must be beat deaf.

u dont wanna experience this?

Sounds like you're on the track! But it feels nice to hear that perspective! I still feel it's a choice but very much an urge. But as I mentioned I'm not worried just feel like it would be nice to have some other people's experience to think about! Thank you so much!

Nightclubs are crap! I've never been fully enjoying it purely on alcohol anyways.

Yeah we're still here if you want to talk and shit.
client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=#al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

thread theme babies

youtube.com/watch?v=5vIN7Te9VgU

Thoughts on this?

the point of vodka is to minimize your hangover, therefore you should go up a tier. smirnoff really is the alcoholics drink.

those pics always get me, i've been there
inside out coat and fly open and vodka down my shirt and shaking so bad i drop the cap and all
no one took pics of me though, and my mom didn't die either

When my mother dies (assuming I outlive her) the amount of booze I’ll get through will be fucking biblical.

I need to turn my brain off, what's a good drink to get fucked up on for someone who hates the taste of alcohol

gin mixed with pink lemonade, thank me later

7up. Stop trying to be an al/ck/

If you drink lower shelf stuff, vodka is the way to go to take the edge off hangovers. I am blessed with funds that give me access to good bourbon and clean tequilla. I still wake up rough sometimes, but a good mixed drink and breakfast will break that quickly and get you to drinking again.

I cant remember my last sober day. My last day that I didnt drink at least a 1/2 pint would be this week since we had audits going on, but after I got my score of 99.3% on the first day I went back to a fith a night.

Keep yourself hydrated and take a multivitamin and you to can be a good functional alcoholic.

i'm not especially attached to my mom but she's been good to me and i imagine it's different once it actually happens to you. i think she's like 64, too.
although people in my family typically live to 95+

Mine was always very good to me. Even if she hadn’t been I’d destroy nations if I thought it’d make her happier. She’s 70 now, which is scary. My grandmother is over 100 however so I’m not too worried. I’ll probably kick the bucket before them both.

Tits.
Guys.
Seriously.
They’re so amazing.
I’d cut a year off my life right now just to boogie with a boobie.

New England friends, is this actually good?

dare i say...
>HANGOVER HORN?

I’ve seen some congeners in my time. Coffe flavoured brandy? Christ I feel ill just thinking about it

good for a headache and waking up with your tongue glued to the roof of your mouth

I’m drunk as shit, feelsgoodman

U SHOULDA JACKED OFF BEFORE YOU GOT DRUNK SO YOU DIDN'T GET THE DRUNK HORN BUT NOT BE ABLE TO CUM

HOW MANY TIMES DID WE GO OVER THIS SHIT

Acute withdrawals last a week or two. Post-acute withdrawals are a bitch but the worst of it goes away after a few weeks/months.
What bothers you user? Anhedonia, anxiety, cravings?

I was like you. Then they broke me. Now I understand this "don't stick your dick in crazy" saying.
The sex sure is phenomenal, but I don't think it's worth it.

What's great with names is that you can filter their posts and not be bothered by them ever again.

Do you add details each thread or is my memory defective?

>I didn’t listen
It’s all ogre, I’ve been such a fool.
In other news, I’m ordering a hooker. Like, now.
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faggots

>not worth it
Totally is tbqh.

there are more detailed pics out there, this one is the basic tho

How we all doing tonight lads?

kinda wanna die, less so than usual

Pretty good, just realized a couple of months ago that my horrible night sweats and waking up in a panic attack are actually alcohol withdrawals, not just a mental disorder. I can't believe I have been this retarded to not put 2 and 2 together. I think tapering actually makes it worse than just not drinking at all.

>I still feel it's a choice but very much an urge

It starts as a choice, if taken to far it becomes an urge.

Panic attacks result from inhaling too much air because of dry heaves from heavy hangovers/withdrawals (or anxiety possibly, if you're inclined that way). Control your breathing better and that shit won't happen. The other stuff will happen though, sorry.

It definitely does. Everyone on here just tells themselves it's better because they can't bear the thought of actually quitting for good.

The night sweats are easily the worst out of all wd symptoms, nothing even comes close. Being both sweaty and cold making it virtually impossible to get comfortable makes me question my life on a daily basis.

curious. i dont mind them. i prefer physical pain and discomfort during WD to psychological anxiety.

i have had panic attacks so bad during severe WD that i thought the world wasn't real and sat and cried in a hot shower for hours, couldn't get out of the shower. heart rate at 120. shakes.

night sweats just make me feel kinda cozy like i have the good old fashioned flu or something, i get up, put on a fresh t shirt and put a fresh towel on the bed
not saying they're super rad or anything but i dont think they're the worst

You drunk? Naw dude, the anxiety rocks that number 1 position. Being moist I can handle.

I’ve run out of a hospital in nothing but a gown, leaving my phone and clothes behind, been refused a ride by a cab (took one look at me and said “if you look like that I think you need to stay in hospital”, then sped off) then walked 17 miles through woodland and beaches to escape DTs.

How many al/ck/s have even had DTs? If you’re not sure btw, you haven’t.

Sip thread is -----> that way

im in serious shit
i feel totally lost
if im asking for help it's only because
being with you has opened my eyes
could i ever believe such a perfect surprise
ALLTHETHINGSSHESAIDRUNNINGTHROUGHMYHEADRUNNINGTHROUGHMYHEAD

>"So, do you have any hobbies?"
I love shitposting on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

Only reason I don't have as much of an issue with the anxiety part of it is because I had general anxiety disorder as a kid and have had so many panic attacks in my life that even the worse ones I can talk myself out of within a few minutes. I have never had one as bad as the one you described though. I think I probably would have just excepted death if my mind was in a spot like that, damn man.

i come so close to admitting my use of the chongs to girls im trying to fuck, always refrain from doing so tho

dts are fairly uncommon, even among alcoholics. You have to be be in the upper 10% of really really really bad drunks to be getting them.

Wds aren't that common either. What most people on here describe as being wds are basically just bad hangovers.

Nah not buying it. I get the weed anxiety many people mention but I can talk myself out of it, i was agoraphobic as a kid but now I don’t care, I’ve been to prison, been in a medically-induced coma, had four people kick the shit out of me so hard that I almost jumped out of a second-storey window, thought I had HIV, taken 40 grams of sclerotia at once, OD’d on heroin, mdma and diazepam and faced armed gangs who threatened to burn my house down - these things I can shrug off. The SCREAMING, RELENTLESS anxiety of WD/DT know no rationality; there’s no logic or reason to it, no amount of learned behaviour can stop DT’s.

Fair enough. I was just very surprised to see someone in these of all threads to assert that sweating is “easily the worst” part of withdrawal. I wish.

I'm obviously nowhere near that level, and I would have cracked at any of those scenarios you speak of. I've been off benzos for years and when I say "talking myself out of a panic attack" It isn't nearly as bad as dt type stuff obviously. I hope shit is getting better for you though.

How can al/ck/ help dude? What’s up

Thanks. Sorry if my post sounded a little aggressive, it was merely emphatic.

sorry was just quoting that song by those russian lesbians, im down a youtube music video worm hole right now

I'd sweat like that for one or two nights after every single bender I had. Common side effect for alcohol abuse in general. Doesn't really get in the realm of withdrawal symptoms in spirit, aside from the fact that all hangovers are technically caused from alcohol withdrawal.

I didn't take it as aggressive, if anything it was a stern reminder that anytime I think that I have it bad, there is always somebody who has it way worse, and I shouldn't feel sorry for myself. Godspeed man.