Is this the most incisive piece of literature in our livetimes?

is this the most incisive piece of literature in our livetimes?

you forgot to mention their smell and the sound of their mouth-breathing

>t. retard that didn't get the pic

Tut tut. Wanna try again?

also
>hair over-reacts to wind

usually they have greasy hair with Cheeto dust in it that renders their hair immobile

it's not supposed to represent a neckbeard you retard.the entire point of the virgin walk meme is that the "virgin" in question is overly cautious not to bother their surroundings.
The chad strut would be more likely to be greasy and unkempt, cause he don't give a shit.

this one is better OP

The point of this meme was to make self aware people even more so

Posting the superior version.

>Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" -- analogous to manually breathing

That is a fine piece of writing right there.

i haven't got time for the idiosyncrasies of autismal internet spastics.

they're all the same to me.

Nah, I like it when chad is the moral inferior, it makes it more humorous when he's portrayed as vastly more successful.

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Fuck me

I'm trying but your tight virgin ass is not making it easy.

man how do you prevent your hair being blown around in the wind though

I gel it but it still blows around wtf

Switch to hair clay.

The fault in our stars

But, we all do most of these things. It's not just me.

Right?

is a womb transplant a real thing or is that part of the jest

i really am not very good with keeping up with what a transgender person is to be honest

>all of xir opponents are rotting in jail over accidental misgendering
kek
also this