Is it Veeky Forums to be an isolated kissless virgin who occasionally pays hookers to run their hands down your spine...

Is it Veeky Forums to be an isolated kissless virgin who occasionally pays hookers to run their hands down your spine while you talk about how much you hate yourself to them?

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Sure, Kafka was pretty Veeky Forums.

Yeah, that's basically Kafka
I should get into that

Damn I feel so derivative im embarassed now

Scully is my waifu

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Is it normal to hire a prostitute for companionship with no sex involved? Would it be strange to the worker or would they understand?

They would report it immediately and you would get blacklisted for incorrigible perversion.

I hear lots of people do it these days. Makes sense what with how many singler mothers there are and how fucking trash single mothers are 99% of the time. Lots more men with mother issues.

Usually I end up giving them oral because I feel like im wasting their time otherwise. My ego is very tied up in making others feel pleasure but I dont really care about my own pleasure. I think its helped my social skills and ability to be around women without being too freaked out.

Prostitutes tend to be pretty dim.
You'd have better luck with a high end callgirl.

Vaginas are gross. Especially ones of prostitutes who have had strange mens penises in them.

Provided you are clean and healthy looking and they feel at ease in your presence, then they will certainly gain longer lasting pleasure from cuddling and hand holding. It's a different sort of pleasure, but it has long lasting benefits due to the chemicals released in your body. Orgasm ruins this.

I recommend a book called 'Cupids Poisoned Arrow'.

>eating out a hooker
Dude I love licking puss and even I wouldn't do that

I dont really have any other options

I really doubt near anything is strange to a sex worker

Porn is my prostitute.

I'd stick my tongue in a whore's asshole, I don't care anymore, hope I get AIDS and die

What if you hired one for a staring contest?

They'll think you're a cop. Don't do that. Or at least fuck them once and then ask for no sex the second appointment.

Veeky Forums the ideal, no
Veeky Forums the board, yes

what is the ideal

STOP MASTURBATION / PROSTITUTE ADDICTION
(You) are'not Kafka or Kant.

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>They'll think you're a cop

lol no they wont

nothing fucks with a hooker more than not having sex with them, they'll either think you're a cop or a serial killer

Hire one just to teach her about Stirner and Zizek.

I was thinking of paying a group of them to reenact the plane scene from The Dark Knight Rises, but I imagine they wouldnt be very motivated and their performance would be sub par at best

/tv/ already beat you to it, and the performances were pretty convincing

Why am I so fucking unoriginal and pathetic
This is probably why I cant find a real girl and need to pay them in the first place

Link or you're full of shit

No, an isolated, rarely kissed, lost virginity and never had sex since, sexually depraved, repressed and closeted homosexual drug(lots of them)-addicted NEET libertine

I'm not homosexual tho

Whores would love Zizek

>already leveled up by going vegan
I don't doubt the freetime from nofap is great, but the "more energy from going vegan" part pulls away from what she experienced with nofap.

newyorker.com/magazine/1974/12/16/the-whore-of-mensa

God I fucking hate the New Yorker

*lets out singular amused, self satisfied snort*
*folds new yorker over my crossed, corduroy (with yellow and brown checks) adorned legs and puts it on antique table to reach over for my scotch glass*

:^)

Here's the dilemma I'm in. I'm a 20 year old kissless virgin who recently grew into my face and body so now I'm actually getting constant female attention. My problem is whether or not I should act like I'm not a kissless virgin with a girl hoping she won't notice my inexperience or tell her my problem and risk her laughing at me and telling every women I would ever intend on dating. What should I do

Whatever loser

The goal is to live out that jcole song where the girl ends up being a virgin too so she wouldn't notice that you ain't never did this before no

Does the sight of a bare vagina disgust anyone else? I feel sexually attracted to a women's body and really want to fuck but whenever I see them spread the pussy ok porn i have to look away. I thought I might be gay so I tried to watch gay porn and it disgusted me even more(including traps). Is this something people get over when they lose their virginity?

They look good from behind

That's pretty Veeky Forums mayne.

Which song is that?

I felt the same, but it's not every or the majority of pussies that cause repulse to me. It's a minority.
I guess after you finding an appealing vagina (for you), and do oral sex, you'll low your standards.

I'm so fucking sheltered and anxious I can't even hire a hooker.

Yea I think once I see one in person on someone I'm actually trying to fuck I'll get over it and turn into a pussy fiend

It's not that difficult. Honestly, go on the escorts subreddit there'll be links to legit sites(dont use backpage) with tips on how to avoid being scammed or caught. Or do what i did when I went to Europe alone at 17 and blow your money in a German brothel on women, weed and booze. But I spent at least an hour hyping myself up to have the confidence of actually going inside

John Ruskin? On my Veeky Forums?

>Vaginas are gross
this
li(c)king Vaginas is very un/lit/.

The West is neck deep in degeneracy. I feel sorry for you anons.

That's the worst part about being a virgin in 2017, the whole world is neck deep in pussy but you can't even meet the basic requirement

Traps aint gay m8

truth

The basic requirements for degeneracy? Better be a virgin than a whore.

I feel like both of these, they are disgusting but look good from behind
some I find good looking but most are disgusting

>he's never seen the banefamily porno

>what if you hired someone for free money?

>problem
The only problem is your thinking/acting as if it's a problem. Don't let suxuality define you or you give up a shitload of power, dude. Just get out there and fuck someone, they don't need to think you're gods gift to the world, they can just think you're nice and vice versa. That's enough. Enjoy yourself.