this. is. pizza.
This. is. pizza
Luis Turner
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Mason Sullivan
'go 'za
Jaxson Morris
Do people actually say this out loud?
Julian Hughes
>make a quiche
>call it a pizza
Is there anything you Americans won't corrupt and ruin?
Alexander Ross
your waifu;
she's came corrupted and ruined
Asher Hall
Shhh, they might catch on that the USA is a containment continent.
Andrew Perry
you see any eggs there, Einstien?
Gavin Peterson
country != continent
Typical Australian education, right there.
Juan Kelly
It's literally a "pizza pie." Emphasis on the "pie" part.
Caleb Edwards
Why does it have to be called pizza?
Why can't you just let it be good as its own thing?
Levi Nelson
I adore alliteration. Shame on me for not expecting a yank to actually know the difference, let alone able to spot their state on a map.
Angel Reyes
If I wanted a bread bowl I'd make one myself. Why can't it be modest like Sicilian pie where the crust isn't a fucking
bowl filled to the brim with shit
Jackson Wilson
bread lasagna
Julian Walker
[Heavy breathing]
Nolan Barnes
I've come to accept that this is a pizza pie. Though pizza isn't a pie.
We have meat pies, apple pies, pumpkin pies, and a pizza pie is just another variation of pie.
But it isn't pizza.
Josiah Cruz
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Jaxson Edwards
Shut your Goddamned Pie Hole Faggit Dont Ever Leave Chocolate Out Again!!!!!
Adam Gomez
Too cheesy
Austin King
>'go 'za
>not 'rk 'za
Nathaniel Richardson
Rkza sucks, thin abs overcooked
Brayden Flores
it's all about 'it 'za actually
Ethan Thompson
this is the reason NK wants to nuke you
Hunter Young
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Asher Evans
A chocolate pie would be cake and I've never heard of cake pie.
Jason Russell
the thin crust i presume
Juan Reed
>'rk 'za sucks
FUGGEHDABOUDIT
'go 'za ain't even 'za, 's fuckin' casserole
>'it 'za
>puttin' toppin's on a fuckin' spongecake
Jaxson Butler
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Caleb Hall
Looks more like a tomato and cheese tart to be frank.
Carter Ramirez
How... can that hold integrity in your hands? As soon as you take it out of the plate everything will spill out.
This is like the retards that make overstuffed sandwiches and force you into getting your hands greasy if you want to really eat it, or even risking getting food stains in your clothes.
I'm convinced that there is a mathermatical gold number for the ammount of stuff you can add to a sandwich or a pizza in perfect balance between food ammount and your ability to eat it comfortably.
Mason Wright
Australians don't know the difference because their country is a continent. I'm not joking. I see them say that all the time. It's like like Americans understand geography either, but it's a very Australian mistake to make.
Alexander Lopez
What the fuck is that? Ny style or die.
Joseph White
it's called chicago style pizza
Kevin Collins
Apperently not
Logan Scott
che schifo.
Jonathan Lopez
Wait. I thought hating on go'za was so early 2017. Come up with new things to hate instead of rehashing stuff.
Wyatt Bennett
That's a casserole
Leo Long
What’s the difference? They are all tomato sauce and cheese on bread.
Jacob Reed
theres nothing new under the sun, get used to it
James Hill
Its like Scotch, if you don't make it in Scotland its not Scotch anymore.
Connor Roberts
>Scotch
>named after Scotland
>Pizza
>there is no place called Pizza, Italy
Easton Evans
Why does it look as though it's infested with worms?
Tyler Perez
>t. brainlet
Ian Collins
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Jordan Gray
Detroit style is the best. It's basically like a foccia pizza.
Xavier Parker
Why are chicagofags so insecure about their pizza?
Jacob Perez
Because they know people throw out their crust and eat it like soup
Luis Jackson
Because that's all they got that's good. Unless you count crime rate.
Leo King
no. it's faggot sauce on top of faggot shit served in a bread bowl
Nicholas Thomas
Gross. I tried it once at Giordanos for the meme value and hated it. Absolute trash food for trash people
Juan Anderson
>Worries about greasy hands and food stains
You're looking for the fag board buddy this is Veeky Forums
Zachary Diaz
>Thinking Pisa is related to Pizza
Pizza just means "pie" in italian retardo
Carson Miller
Well considering Australia is a continent where the Brits dumped their trash, nobody expects much from them, plus they willingly turned in their guns, so they have no brain nor backbone.
Nathan Lopez
Giordano's is the McDonald's of deep dish most people except tourists think it's shit
Owen Rogers
no, it doesnt
Henry Cruz
>calling a casserole a pizza just because it has cheese and tomato sauce
Jace Watson
no it doesn't you fucking moron
Levi Wood
>namefagging on a blueboard
Juan Mitchell
>chop
Alexander Gray
no. it. isn't.
/thread
Nathaniel Morgan
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Nathaniel Jones
>breadbowl soup
Connor Walker
a pizza bianca !
Levi Williams
They dumped their trash in America too. It was usually death by hanging, prison or exile on the next boat to one of the colonies. Seeing as there were more boats heading West, people opted for America as Australia was a roulette of death. If the trip didn't kill you, the Abbos would.
Hunter Rogers
New York style stonebaked is as close as it gets to traditional pizza. Not even an argument. Deep dish is trash.
Ian Moore
This entire post just shows that you have never eaten a deepdish in your entire pathetic eurocuck life. Have you ever realized that if you stopped jerking yourself off, you would have two hands to hold the crust and the base at the same time? Or maybe realize that it is acceptable to eat dd with a fork and knife?
Levi Taylor
Euros eat all pizza with knife and fork, though.
Isaiah Sullivan
>this is pizza
no shit you dumb fuck. how long did it take you to figure out this basic information?
Parker Wright
No, we don't.
Gabriel Garcia
Leave those cunts alone, being retarded isn’t a mistake. God, made them that way.
Jacob Harris
Stop fkng posting photos of your self you sick fuck.
Gavin Torres
Yeah they it it with one hand holding the pizza while the other hand jacks of a muslim
Luke Hill
I just say ''
Grayson Evans
>Detroit
>best
The last few decades only indicates how much God actually hates Detroit.
David Collins
triggered stromboli eater
Adrian Nguyen
That's a quiche.
Hunter Perry
That's a quiche
Landon Turner
That's a quiche.
Jaxson Edwards
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Brandon Lewis
hei guisss pizsa is my le fav dish to eat XD!!!! once i eat pizza 4 breakfast lol do randumb who like pizza too upvote lol yaayy pizza!!!!
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Michael Thomas
did you hit your head?
Kayden Cox
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Jonathan Bailey
>using a knife and fork for pizza
Good god you flyover faggots are insufferable, at least the europeans can be excused because they have some other good food. Can't wait until chicago wipes itself out in some gang war
Nathan Brown
How to properly eat very greasy food:
youtu.be
Grayson Rivera
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Logan Harris
are you having a stroke user
Daniel King
containment country is alliteration too you kangaroo fucker
Mason Parker
what are you talking about, you always need fork and knife, unless you are a fat tard american that gets his pizza pre sliced coz too dumb to use tools to move food to mouth
Noah Sanders
That's a quiche.
Luis Flores
THATS NOT HOW PEOPLE TALK IN CHICAGO THATS NEW YORK
Bentley Anderson
Anyone have experience with homemade deepdish? Was it good? How did you do it?
Asher Scott
cheese or tapeworms?
Robert Baker
Fuck your keesh
Brody Lee
My father made it a few times. Came out really well. Not sure of the exact dough recipe, but he made it along the same lines as regular pizza. Proofed the dough overnight in the fridge and got the oven really hot with a pizza stone
Carter Gutierrez
>NY Style
Dont you mean paper plate with cheese style?
Wyatt Campbell
That's a quiche.
Ayden Gomez
>mixing up alliteration and assonance
gros tas de merde
Noah Morris
you arent wrong but at least we have good food